AH Cultural Descriptions

My Horse for a Kingdom
One of the stories in the Collected Works of Baron Munchhausen where he details becoming King of a nameless German kingdom by accidentally handing his horse to the wrong groom in error. After a dalliance with the Queen he absconds after realising she was bald and promptly steals his horse back.

Union, Separation, Reunion: the British Cycle
 
Union, Separation, Reunion: the British Cycle
A three-part documentary about the complicated relationship between England and Scotland over the centuries. Part One: Union starts explaining how James VI of Scotland inherited the English crown. Part Two: Separation talks about the separation of 1688, when James II lost England and Ireland to his daughter and son-in-law but kept being James VII of Scotland. And Part Three: Reunion is about the creation of the United Kingdom of Great Britain with the marriage of Anne II of England and James X of Scotland in 1816.

The Shadow Queen
 
The Shadow Queen
The nickname Alabama Republicans gave to Lurleen Wallace shortly after her victory in the gubernatorial elections of 1967. Originating from a phrase of an anonymous lawmaker of the Alabama legislature in 1967: "Lurleen Wallace is indeed a queen of our state. But she is only a shadowy imitation of the title; the real power in the Governor's mansion is still George Corley Wallace, and everyone knows that", the nickname was used by state Republicans in order to try to reduce the former governor's influence in Alabama politics. However, following Lurleen Wallace's death in 1968, Geoge Wallace used the phrase to lambaste the opposition for heartlessness and "putrid political opportunism that boggles the mind". On a national level, the image of the "Republican who is willing to crash a soul to get closer to the prize", as well as the sympathy vote helped considerably Wallace's campaign in 1968 in securing Tennessee, Florida and the two Carolinas, thus leading to a split Electoral College and the unprecedented Presidential election of 1968.

Berlin: the city with the thousand faces
 

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The nickname Alabama Republicans gave to Lurleen Wallace shortly after her victory in the gubernatorial elections of 1967. Originating from a phrase of an anonymous lawmaker of the Alabama legislature in 1967: "Lurleen Wallace is indeed a queen of our state. But she is only a shadowy imitation of the title; the real power in the Governor's mansion is still George Corley Wallace, and everyone knows that", the nickname was used by state Republicans in order to try to reduce the former governor's influence in Alabama politics. However, following Lurleen Wallace's death in 1968, Geoge Wallace used the phrase to lambaste the opposition for heartlessness and "putrid political opportunism that boggles the mind". On a national level, the image of the "Republican who is willing to crash a soul to get closer to the prize", as well as the sympathy vote helped considerably Wallace's campaign in 1968 in securing Tennessee, Florida and the two Carolinas, thus leading to a split Electoral College and the unprecedented Presidential election of 1968.

Berlin: the city with the thousand faces
As the center of the modern Holy Roman Empire, Berlin is the capital of the German Confederation, and as such has representatives from each of the German states - from Bavaria to Prussia. As there are many such states, Berlin has been called the city with a thousand faces, the joke being that each face looks basically the same.

Why the English Speak Irish
 
As the center of the modern Holy Roman Empire, Berlin is the capital of the German Confederation, and as such has representatives from each of the German states - from Bavaria to Prussia. As there are many such states, Berlin has been called the city with a thousand faces, the joke being that each face looks basically the same.

Why the English Speak Irish
A documentary about the english settler in northern ireland which after the assimilation act of 1972 (in which irish become a conpulsary language alongside english) made the english settler in northern ireland adept in the irish language they even developed slangs and their own culture because of it.

Mcdonald and burger king expansion in china and russia after the sino-soviet war
 
Mcdonald and burger king expansion in china and russia after the sino-soviet war
After the war between the Russians and Chinese in the early 70s, both countries were war torn and struggling. In an effort to gain good publicity, both Burger King and McDonalds sent their food products to citizens suffering due to famine and food shortages in both nations. This caused both restaurants to open up locations in the early 80s with Moscow getting its first McDonalds and Burger King while China only had Burger King until 1987.
Eventually both restaurants became the largest fast food vendors in each country, though some ultra nationalist groups in Russia have burned American fast food restaurants for their promotion of “foreign, unchristian lifestyles.”

Oliver’s Red Army
 
She-Monster with a Hatchet: The Reign of Hannah Duston

Title of a book about the story of Hannah Dunston, the most infamous British serial killer. Dunston's reign of terror lasted from the early 1960s to the late 1980s, when she was finally captured after the brutal assassination of King George VII. Dunston was sentenced to death and later executed by firing squad.

Those sweet mounds of flesh
 
Those sweet mounds of flesh

A made for TV Comedy movie made by Mel Brooks in 2007. After his musical The Producers flopped, Brooks entered a bit of a depression, but with the help of son Max, he made a zombie parody movie for Comedy Central starring John C. Reilly, Paul Rudd and Kristen Wiig. The film is about a group of World War Two soldiers on leave in New York just after the war ends, but a Zombie Apocalypse takes over though our heroes not only defeat the zombies but use them against the evil Dr. Schisse, played by Brooks himself.

While many thought it would be a cheesy and forgettable TV movie, it actually got good reviews and while Brooks decided to retire “on a high note” he was asked to make a few more movies including a sequel to Spaceballs.

The Rambling Wreck from Old Great Neck
 
Those sweet mounds of flesh
Slogan for Soilent Meat in the fil Make Room! Make Room!, an 1966 Iron Trench-era propaganda mystery/action film from the United States of America, based on a 1932 short story by Kurt Vonnegut. As relevant here, the Soil family was the Confederate State's largest food producer for decades; however, soil erosion and lack of fertility from the Ol'King Cotton brought the population to the edge of starvation. The Soil family invented Soilent, a revolutionary food paste made from plankton and other small sea life; however, the lack of protein was still hazardous, and the population was still growing; hence, the Soil family began purchasing a large number of slaves, leading to the revolutionary new Soilent Meat. As you might have guessed, Soilent Meat was processed directly from the large number of slaves they purchased.

Make Room! Make Room! was a modest success in the NATO states, while banned in most organización de tratados del Atlántico Sur (OTAS) nations. Even after the collapse of Rhodesia in 1984, the violent overthrow of the CSA in 1988 and the peaceful dissolution and racial integration of the Argentine-Brazilian Union in 1991, the film is still considered to be in poor taste, due in no small part to the actual cannibalism of slaves by whites in both Rhodesia and the CSA (despite repeated denials in both countries; the evidence is extremely well-documented).

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The Rambling Wreck from Old Great Neck
 

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Banned
Slogan for Soilent Meat in the fil Make Room! Make Room!, an 1966 Iron Trench-era propaganda mystery/action film from the United States of America, based on a 1932 short story by Kurt Vonnegut. As relevant here, the Soil family was the Confederate State's largest food producer for decades; however, soil erosion and lack of fertility from the Ol'King Cotton brought the population to the edge of starvation. The Soil family invented Soilent, a revolutionary food paste made from plankton and other small sea life; however, the lack of protein was still hazardous, and the population was still growing; hence, the Soil family began purchasing a large number of slaves, leading to the revolutionary new Soilent Meat. As you might have guessed, Soilent Meat was processed directly from the large number of slaves they purchased.

Make Room! Make Room! was a modest success in the NATO states, while banned in most organización de tratados del Atlántico Sur (OTAS) nations. Even after the collapse of Rhodesia in 1984, the violent overthrow of the CSA in 1988 and the peaceful dissolution and racial integration of the Argentine-Brazilian Union in 1991, the film is still considered to be in poor taste, due in no small part to the actual cannibalism of slaves by whites in both Rhodesia and the CSA (despite repeated denials in both countries; the evidence is extremely well-documented).

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The Rambling Wreck from Old Great Neck
Was a Flying Fortress out for respect
Dealer of bombs and master of heck
The Rambling Wreck from Old Great Neck

Not flown by the brightest, just the best
Has piston engines, survives attacks by jets
Holed by flak
But not scrapped yet

High in the sky
Borden bombsight
Comes home on fire
But the crew survives

Song about the Rambling Wreck, the B-17 with the highest number of missions in the ETO, at 136

The Red Sea Scrolls
 

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The Rambling Wreck from Old Great Neck
Was a Flying Fortress out for respect
Dealer of bombs and master of heck
The Rambling Wreck from Old Great Neck

Not flown by the brightest, just the best
Has piston engines, survives attacks by jets
Holed by flak
But not scrapped yet

High in the sky
Borden bombsight
Comes home on fire
But the crew survives

Song about the Rambling Wreck, the B-17 with the highest number of missions in the ETO, at 136

The Red Sea Scrolls
Not to be confused with the Dead Sea Scrolls, the Red Sea Scrolls are several extremely unusual coral formations, entirely natural so far as can be determined, the shapes of which noticeably resemble several Hebrew words, notably חַיִים אֶמֶת מוות and יהוה. Though by no means exact matches (Mel Brooks famously described them as "the worst penmanship I've ever seen"), the similarities are considered at least very unusual, and at most evidence of God's intervention.

The Wonderful Stories of Professor Kitzel.
 
Not to be confused with the Dead Sea Scrolls, the Red Sea Scrolls are several extremely unusual coral formations, entirely natural so far as can be determined, the shapes of which noticeably resemble several Hebrew words, notably חַיִים אֶמֶת מוות and יהוה. Though by no means exact matches (Mel Brooks famously described them as "the worst penmanship I've ever seen"), the similarities are considered at least very unusual, and at most evidence of God's intervention.

The Wonderful Stories of Professor Kitzel.

A lost work written by Jules Verne, in which the Swiss literary scholar and mechanist Professor Kitzel finds himself totally, existentially bored with his work. He decides to build a clockwork child automaton, to tell him new stories that would inspire him, like the fairy-stories he learnt in his youth which motivated him to study literature in the first place. But the child, being a robot built and programmed by a bored old man, could only understand stories in terms of academic classification and categorisation, and couldn't appreciate them like he did. Professor Kitzel adopted a fatherly attitude towards the child, teaching him to appreciate the wonder and childlike whimsy in the stories they wrote together. This story was an allegorical satire of nationalist academic storytellers like the Brothers Grimm, whom Verne felt were rather missing the forest for the trees in their approach to literature.

Changing the Channel
 
A lost work written by Jules Verne, in which the Swiss literary scholar and mechanist Professor Kitzel finds himself totally, existentially bored with his work. He decides to build a clockwork child automaton, to tell him new stories that would inspire him, like the fairy-stories he learnt in his youth which motivated him to study literature in the first place. But the child, being a robot built and programmed by a bored old man, could only understand stories in terms of academic classification and categorisation, and couldn't appreciate them like he did. Professor Kitzel adopted a fatherly attitude towards the child, teaching him to appreciate the wonder and childlike whimsy in the stories they wrote together. This story was an allegorical satire of nationalist academic storytellers like the Brothers Grimm, whom Verne felt were rather missing the forest for the trees in their approach to literature.

Changing the Channel
A documentary about the development and history of the "Vortigern" personal computer.

Affectionately called "Vorti" by it's users, it could have been just another computer in the chaotic patchwork of states of the Brito-Saxon Isles, a very good one with nice graphical capabilities and a practical rollerball driven interface, yes, but just another solid regional product in the sea of small and medium businesses of the Isles.

But something changed that, the two hardware expansion connectors would see several peripherals released, and one of them, the television module from Arttech would secure the Vorti's popularity across the Isles and beyond.

Being capable of accepting cable and antenna input, decoding any of the half dozen standards of color TV in use across the Isles, displaying program info from magnetodisc or infowire, and recording program clips for those with storage spinners installed, it quickly became extremely popular as "the" way for computer users to enhance their television experience.

With a reasonably priced bundle of computer and module and a very successful "Change the Channel" marketing campaign the path to success was set, and with an appearance and good reviews at the Ravenna electronic fair, the success of the continental version was also soon to come.


Haudenosaunee cats doing very funny things!
 
Haudenosaunee cats doing very funny things!
Video compilation on Vimeo.
The cats are a family of breeds native to eastern Vesteria and bred by the Eastern Woodland tribes, especially those of the Jostr Gulf. Their origins came from Vikings introducing their own cats to the natives, such as the Norwegian Forest Cat. These breeds were used to make pelts and ceremonial garments, gaining extremely fluffy coats. However, they also spread diseases among them, just one of many to sweep the continent.

The Day Chicago Blew its Lid
 

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Haudenosaunee cats doing very funny things!

Quoted from a Canadian Broadcasting Company executive derisively referring to a short-lived translation run of the titular show exclusively compiled and broadcast within the fiercely independent Iroquoian province, in compliance with local language laws which mandated that all television and radio broadcasts commit the majority of their time to local dialects rather than the English or French languages in efforts to preserve the cultural heritage of Haudenosaunees. One of many complaints was that dialects varied between localities, making a 'universal' translation acceptable to the often-byzantine standards of Cultural Heritage officials nigh impossible. Indeed, this would eventually lead to a significant revision of the legislature in 2017, much to the relief of most and the consternation of more culturally-minded and elderly Haudenosaunee.
Video compilation on Vimeo.
The cats are a family of breeds native to eastern Vesteria and bred by the Eastern Woodland tribes, especially those of the Jostr Gulf. Their origins came from Vikings introducing their own cats to the natives, such as the Norwegian Forest Cat. These breeds were used to make pelts and ceremonial garments, gaining extremely fluffy coats. However, they also spread diseases among them, just one of many to sweep the continent.

The Day Chicago Blew its Lid
you bastard, you beat me to it - but oh well

A historic news piece making reference to the Saint Valentine's Day Massacre in 1929 and subsequent an events which instigated significant unrest among horrified Chicago residents, eventually leading to the formation of hardline vigilante groups both among and outside of local and federal law enforcement which would participate in the murders of Al Capone and numerous other mobsters and corrupt state officials in the 1930s onwards.

The Defenestration of the GOP
 
The Defenestration of the GOP

A famous drawing by Thomas Nast portraying a group of conservative Republicans and Democrats throwing Ulysses S. Grant and Abraham Lincoln out of a window. The drawing was meant to symbolize Grant's defeat in the 1872 election, which was caused by backlash against the Lincoln/Grant plan of reconstruction, which Grant had promised Lincoln and the nation he would do. However, many voters, particularly eastern and midwestern immigrants, had grown tired of "throwing money at the south" so instead many opted to throw the old order out of a window and many voted for Horace Greeley instead who won the 1872 election.

Lincoln, who had survived not one but two assassination attempts, had jokingly told Nast that he felt that getting thrown out of a window was a much more fun way to die than being shot by some unreformed rebel. Nast then joked that he hoped that nothing of the sort happened to Mr. Lincoln, though he would die in 1874, just after his 65th birthday.

The Punching Pilots
 
A famous drawing by Thomas Nast portraying a group of conservative Republicans and Democrats throwing Ulysses S. Grant and Abraham Lincoln out of a window. The drawing was meant to symbolize Grant's defeat in the 1872 election, which was caused by backlash against the Lincoln/Grant plan of reconstruction, which Grant had promised Lincoln and the nation he would do. However, many voters, particularly eastern and midwestern immigrants, had grown tired of "throwing money at the south" so instead many opted to throw the old order out of a window and many voted for Horace Greeley instead who won the 1872 election.

Lincoln, who had survived not one but two assassination attempts, had jokingly told Nast that he felt that getting thrown out of a window was a much more fun way to die than being shot by some unreformed rebel. Nast then joked that he hoped that nothing of the sort happened to Mr. Lincoln, though he would die in 1874, just after his 65th birthday.

The Punching Pilots

An American wartime propaganda film about Japanese kamikaze pilots. Many Americans (especially those in fascist organisations like the America First Party or the Silver Shirts) were ambivalent or sympathetic towards Nazism, but still hated Japan largely out of racial prejudice. After the United States joined the Axis Powers during World War II, this film (sponsored by President Lindbergh's government) did a lot to shift American sentiment towards the Japanese Empire. It depicted the sacrifice of Japanese kamikazes as glorious and good -- that, in their desperation, they would sooner "punch out" another British or Soviet battleship by ramming them than return home in disgrace.

The Book of One-Thousand-and-One Arabian Nightmares
 
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Banned
An American wartime propaganda film about Japanese kamikaze pilots. After the United States joined the Axis Powers during World War II, this film did a lot to shift American sentiment towards the Japanese Empire. It depicted the sacrifice of Japanese kamikazes as glorious and good -- that, in their desperation, they would sooner "punch out" another British or Soviet battleship by ramming them than return home in disgrace.

The Book of One-Thousand-and-One Arabian Nightmares
Loosely patterned on the famed ʾAlf Laylah wa-Laylah, the collection of tales was written by a Saudi woman to express and expose the truth of how miserable life was in the de facto theocracy of Saudi Arabia for all but the elite, and especially for women, and most especially poor or foreign women, to the point that many saw being trafficked to foreign lands, where they might well end up as brothel slaves, as a probable step up. Naturally, it was banned in that country, and the author only revealed herself after arranging for herself and her family to be smuggled out of the country.

Rise of the Rock Lords
 
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