AH Challenge: Stalin Worship In The West

A modification of Jello Biafra´s timeline.

In 1932-1933, we have the US socialist revolution. In 1934, we have WW2 starting when the UNASR (Union of North American Republics) attempts to invade White US held-Cuba and Britain opposes that.
The Soviet-Union declares war to the British Empire, the British Empire convinces Poland and Japan to launch a join offensive on the Soviet-Union, Hitler and Mussolini both declares war to both the CCCP and the UNASR.

Stalin kicks a British embassador in a hugh fucking pit of doom, screaming THIS IS RUSSIAAAAAAAA!!!

Stalin´s legion of volunteers comes trough the Bering straight in 1935, lead by one camarade Sarayajova Palina, which came to be nicknamed the daughter of Vlad. Einstein flees to the UNASR, by 1936 the UNASR begin working on an atomic bomb project and so does British intelligence, as US codes are broken.
France and Spain faces a civil war, the Greater German Reich, Kingdom of Italy and Britain supports anti-socialist forces and crush the divided forces. Canada is annexed by the UNASR.
The forces of the Greater Axis advances on Moscow and burn down the city, establish a serie of weak puppet governements in the western european soviet-union and far east. The Red Army makes a fighting retreate despite axis superiority, Stalin faces numerous betrayals in those times of hardship and becomes increasingly orthodoxe/nationalist, Turkey and Iran are pressured by the German-British front into joining the axis.

Stalin´s forces are driven to fighting in Siberia and central asia, while guerilla forces strikes in much of the former Soviet-Union.

The UNASR invades Japan, which turn into a massive genocide, they start liberating China from the Chinese nationalists and the rest of asia from France and Britain, they start detonating atomic bombs and bombers able to hit London from New York and Berlin from India and China.



The UNASR is able to reclaime tropical africa but fail to invade the UK, North Africa, Middle-east and europe.

So they take the decision to win the war by striking the axis with atomic bombs. Luftwaffe bombers transport Japanese-British anthrax over North American cities as well as its own atomic bombs, even worst diseases are developped and used.

The UNASR populations had been urbanised, as part of the war effort, into the large cities. The massive number of victimes creates a dreadfull pandemie, which in turn cause UNASR collapse and civil war. Without UNASR rule, most of the americas and south-east asia falls into chaos.

The axis is weakened, Stalin lead the 3rd Revolution, the bolchevik armies enter eastern and central europe, where the local regimes collapses in the face of its furious populations. Iran and Iraq falls to the revolutionnary armies, Stalin takes command of socialist forces in asia and assist Mao doing his own revolution, taking over China and later unifying asia against axis/colonial remnants.
Stalin´s forces drives into devastated western europe itself, the UK´s manpower was all but spent and its factories receives no more oil or any other ressources as the Empire is gone, merchant fleet sunk over a decade. Using German fighters, fighter-bombers and naval bombers, Stalin sunk the last of the Royal Navy and his forces seized the island in Operation Seelöwe.

Stalin unifies the Eurasian continent, restaure order in the americas. After Stalin, ancestor whorshipe becomes popular in western europe (and Stalin was included), coming from China and other south-east asian countries through soldiers touring there in support of local communists, which insisted on crushing western christianity. The post-apocalyptic west disregarded the illusions of progress, democracy and orthodoxe logic which had failed so catastrophically.
The official religion of the new Soviet-Union was Russian orthdoxe, with a streake of Ugern Von Sternberg type of confusianisme, Stalin was declared a saint and savior by the Church for allowing it to exist once more.

Decades later, the cold war started but the universal admiration of Stalin remaines just as great in Peking as in Leningrad, Parij and New Chicago. The world´s successfull protector of the innocent and all those who fear evil, who passed righteous judgement on the wicked, defeated not only the "blind fascists" and the "treacherous imperialist" dogs but millions of bandits, "terrorists", traitors, turncoats, "lumpenproletariat", "feeble minded" and "plaine scumbags" across the world.

"As Vallachia had been when Saint Vlad took power, every knowledged person knows that the world back then was rotten and couldn´t have gone on like that and most of those that made it rotten deserved to be erased !! !!
Would there have anyone else that Him that would have been willing to eliminate the vermine from this world, no matter what it takes? Then and only then did the world really start move into the right direction once more. It is thanks to Him there is place for Justice in this world today, a bright future for hard-working, honest, decent and kind people.
If not Him, who would have done so? That´s it, in the 1930s there was no one and in the 1950s, no worthy successors could have risen without His support."
 
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I accept your Challenge!

[goes off to brainstorm an effective TL]


My idea: in Europe of 1945 the second World War has just ended. East and West bicker over the division of Europe. The Potsdam Conference did little to end the tension between the communists and the western democracies.

Then Stalin launched a preemptive attack into western Europe-stunning the whole world. Japan had just surrendered and many feared that a new war was about the began. They were right.

Despite America's use of nukes in Soviet territory, the atomic bombings failed to kill Stalin and wipe out the Soviet government, which had evacuated Moscow moments before it was consumed by a bright flash of light.

In time, the southern half of the Korean Peninsula and all of western Europe save Britain and possibly the neutral nations were under the yoke of Communism-which propagandists justified by saying that the Reds were their to free the worker.

After the US and the remaining free nations agree to a peace treaty, decades of peace followed, by which time the US has entered into diplomatic isolation not seen since the 1930's.


Sometime in the indefinite future for a reason which matters not after the end, raw nerves tension got the better of humanity, when the atom was let loose upon major cities around the globe.

The surviving people of Europe and much of Asia had little information to go on, and before long they began to believe the Capitalists in their greed had attempted to extinguish the people's revolution from the face of the Earth.

Stalin is in his 80's(a 60's post apocalypse perhaps?) and has effectively forged a personality cult among all of Europe, former European colonies, and parts of Asia.


Through the radio he keeps the people informed, creating a false sense that the war is still going on...with claims such as the US is still alive and kicking and is still a threat.


A post-apocalyptic invasion of the states insures...total domination in the name of Communism :D
 
Some decent tries, but primarily I was wondering if it's possible to create a thriving Stalin religion in a democratic Western nation that remains democratic--i.e. that one that does not go red. ;) My favorite proposal so far is probably the Japan one.
 
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