March 2013
After she had been unjustly accused of irregularities in her Parliamentary expenses, later discovered as a plot hatched by the same No.10 staffer who had engineered the Andrew Mitchell stitch up. Nads joins UKIP to give them their first MP.
1st April 2013
Her move tips fifty other Tories from the anti-Gay Marriage group to form the "Real-Conservative Party" with policies that seem indistinguishable from those of UKIP.
Opinion polls show Nads has the highest recognition factor of any MP.
October 2013
Three by-elections on Conservative safe seats are lost, one to UKIP and two to the "Real Conservatives".
November 2013
The inquiry into NHS hospitals and NHS trusts is damning of government interference in the Health Service. Nads leads a debate of censure.
December 2013
Four more Conservatives join "The Real Conservatives".
Tony Blair expresses interest in entering the "Real Conservatives".
Boris Johnson expresses interest in entering Nadine.
January 2014
The "Real Conservatives" and UKIP merge with Zac Goldsmith as leader, Nads as Deputy leader and Nigel Farage as Party Chairman.
February 14th 2014
The Lib-Dems leave the coalition. Labour move a motion of no confidence.
March 5th 2014
General Election
On the lowest turnout since records began, the "Real Conservatives" win by a landslide. Nads becomes Home Secretary.
1st April 2014
In a whirlwind of legislation the new government passes a raft of legislation including:-
The Immigration Act (Forced removals)
The European Act (2014)
The Social Security (Scroungers, flogging and hanging) Act
The Firearms Act (2014) (No Oiks, just us)
The Police and Security Act (180 day detention without trial)
1st May 2014
After an argument with a BBC producer about camera angles and close ups during an interview, Nads has the entire BBC management arrested under the 180 day detention laws.
2 May 2014
After an opposition call for a debate on Nads action. She has the entire opposition arrested under the same rule.
3 May 2014
When several members of her own party also question her judgement, she has all male members of her party arrested, including Prime Minister Goldsmith.
4 May 2014
The Queen invites Nads to form a government, expressing her interest in a parliament of just forty-two women.
10 May 2014
Passage of the Cosmetic Surgery (Free) Act passed after an emergency debate.
Passage of the Free Shoes Act
Passage of an amendment to the Public Order Act (clause Vb) making it a flogging offence to comment on the size of woman's backside in a negative fashion that might lead to tears.
1 June
The Revolution begins