AH Challenge: make George H. W. Bush Say "I am not a crook"

[Mister Abbadon]

Your challenge is simple, by any means necessary, get President George H.W. Bush to say Richard Nixon's "I am not a crook"
in the most abstract way possible, but with him still president

 

[The Dude]

After stealing numerous secrets from the government of NATO countries: "Now, let me get this straight: I have never crookified."

 

[TxCoatl1970]

Gotta Chime In

In a daring raid, President George W Bush and Vice president Richard Cheney were apprehended by Interpol agents and extradited to the Hague charged with war crimes associated with the invasion of Iraq. When called to the stand for their plea at their arraignment--
President Bush says, "I'm not a crook for protecting the the American people from terrorism." Cheney replies, "F*** you!"

 

[Georgepatton]

In a daring raid, President George W Bush and Vice president Richard Cheney were apprehended by Interpol agents and extradited to the Hague charged with war crimes associated with the invasion of Iraq. When called to the stand for their plea at their arraignment--
President Bush says, "I'm not a crook for protecting the the American people from terrorism." Cheney replies, "F*** you!"

Kindly chime out next time. You don't even have the right Bush.

And a more realistic version of that goes:

In a daring raid, President George W Bush and Vice president Richard Cheney were apprehended by Interpol agents and extradited to the Hague charged with war crimes associated with the invasion of Iraq. When called to the stand for their plea at their arraignment--
US Delta Force operatives burst into the courtroom, guns blazing, and drag the President and Vice President outside to the waiting helicopters.