Almost ASB Solution: Howard's Pacific Solution included a boatload of sweet little innocent orphans and the angelic nuns caring for them. An evil, unscrupulous boat owner, privately contracted to deport them, leaves them on a desert isle with no fresh water, when he is in a hurry to make other deliveries.
All the major television networks airlift correspondents to the isolated atoll to film the horrific conditions of hundreds of starving, thirsty innocent little cherubs. The journalists are horrified and outraged, simply outraged. (Of course none of them give the little buggers a drink of water, that would ruin the shot.) Oh, the HUMANITY!
Kevin Rudd, outraged, simply outraged at the inhumane conditions, greatly reduces immigration restrictions, almost to the point of removing all immigration restrictions.
Give it twenty years, and Oz may be majority Muslim.