"They`re a bunch of loud-mouth jerks, it`s not all of them, but I`m so tired of hearing a few loudmouths over there." - Bruce Cotlet, Bengals Offensive Coordinator
The Cincinnati Bengals didn`t need to visit the ''House of Pain'' Monday night to feel hurt. And the Houston Oilers didn`t need to pull more bonehead plays to convince skeptics they are often a team with nobody home. It was a perfect matchup between frustrated clubs flirting with .500 seasons after making Super Bowl reservations. The Oilers won 26-24 on Tony Zendejas` 28-yard field goal as time expired. The drive began at their 20 with 4:47 remaining in the game. Both teams are chasing the Cleveland Browns (7-3) in the AFC Central Division and the loser, Cincinnati (6-4), has to worry now about being tied for second in the AFC. Houston climbed to 6-4. Cincinnati quarterback Boomer Esiason entered the game with a bruised lung caused by a lot more than his normal penchant for talking. Esiason was fitted with a special shoulder pad-flak jacket that protected the area below the right shoulder blade injured during last week`s loss to the Los Angeles Raiders. It didn`t stop Esiason from going after Oilers` safety Jeff Donaldson on the second play when Esiason thought Donaldson piled on. After two offsetting personal-foul penalties failed to settle early hostilities, Houston defensive back Richard Johnson committed a Hall of Shame penalty that led to a Cincinnati touchdown. With the Bengals backed up in their end zone huddling to get into punt formation, Johnson decided to take a stroll across the line of scrimmage to taunt the Bengals, who took exception and invited him to leave. Johnson then got into a shoving match and drew an unsportsmanlike conduct flag, 15 yards. Instead of punting, the Bengals had a first down and soon got a 58-yard touchdown run from James Brooks for a 7-0 lead. Brooks taunted back near the goal line, beckoning cornerback Steve Brown with a finger, and paid for the indiscretion by tripping over a band banner in the tunnel beyond the end zone. The Oilers tied the score at 7 later in the half when Johnny Meads blocked a punt by Cincinnati`s Lee Johnson deep in his end zone. The Bengals made it 14-7 at the half on a 1-yard run by Craig Taylor after cornerback Patrick Allen was penalized for interference against Tim McGee in the end zone. The Oilers cut the lead to 14-10 with a 32-yard field goal by Zendejas late in the third period. The score was set up by a 44-yard punt by Greg Montgomery that was downed at the Cincinnati 5. The Oilers were knocking on the door on the next series when the Bengals` punt protection broke down again and Johnson was tackled at the Cincinnati 29- yard line. After quarterback Warren Moon failed to get a first down, Zendejas hit a 42-yard field goal to make it 14-13 with 1:34 left in the third period. Special teams struck again on the ensuing kickoff when Houston`s Bubba McDowell jarred the ball from Cincinnati`s Kendal Smith Houston`s Scott Kozak recovered at the Bengal 24. McDowell hit Smith so hard he suffered a slight concussion and was helped off. Again the Oilers failed to make a first down, but Zendejas`s 37-yard field goal gave them their first lead of the night 16-13 with 14:18 to play. The lead lasted 1:07 and only two plays before Esiason connected with tight end Rodney Holman for a 73-yard touchdown pass to deflate the record Astrodome crowd of 60,694. Only 1:22 later, the Oilers regained the lead on a 32-yard pass from Moon to Leonard Harris. It followed a 46-yard pass to Harris and a 15-yard personal foul against Richard Carey for piling on. The Bengals immediately drove 64 yards, starting with a 40-yard pass to Tim McGee, and Jim Breech kicked a 38-yard field goal with 7:33 to play to give Cincinnati the edge 24-23. The Bengals` defense blitzed Moon on the next series and forced a punt, taking over with 6:20 left. The taunting began long before kickoff. Esiason even invited the Oilers to go after his lung. 'Houston linebacker Lyles nicknamed the Astrodome in 1987 when he told San Diego Chargers` captains at the pregame toss: ''Welcome to the House of Pain.'' Since then, the Oilers are 14-2 at home and 5-11 on the road. They beat the Bengals 41-6 here last season after losing to them 44-21 in Cincinnati, enhancing their reputation as schizophrenics. To Bengals` offensive coordinator Bruce Coslet, the Oilers are worse than two-faced. One of them the Bengals had in mind no doubt is the Oilers` coach, Jerry Glanville, a vocal advocate of smash-mouth football. Glanville said he was going to put bald Houston Astros` manager Art Howe beside bald Oilers` linebackers coach Floyd Reese on the sidelines so the Bengals would have trouble stealing signals.