A slightly different birthplace for Adolf Hitler

An old idea of a friend of mine:

POD:
1889

The Austrian government decides to open a new customs station at a tiny town a few miles from the German border. Alois Hitler is among the customs inspectors assigned to the new position, one far enough away from Branau am Inn that he brings his family with him.

And so it is that Adolf Hitler is born on April 20, 1889 in Fucking, Austria. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fucking,_Austria
 

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Gone Fishin'
Hitler? A Fuckinger?

Who knows? Perhaps he finds more happiness in Fucking and chooses not to leave to go to Germany. In Fucking he remains, for his entire life a happy man in Fucking, and dies in Fucking.

What a Fucking world it could be!
 
The butterfly effect is a tricky thing.
Hitler may end up a Fucking Communist in this TL.

Bah!

Doctor Adolf Hitler at your service:

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There could still be a big problem with that Fucking Nazi, and after the Fucking Nazi is defeated, Fucking will have a Nazi problem.
 
There is a quote from an unknown resident from Fucking that will have to be changed "The Americans want to see where the Sound of Music is filmed. The Japanese want Hitler's birthplace in Braunau. But for the British, it is all about Fucking!" Can't think where I first read it but I think it is from an article linked to the Wikipedia page.
 
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Gee.. fucking jokers up in this thread.

Honestly, this is low effort spam-y shit that should have gone in the thread for one-off ideas not deserving it's own thread.
 
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