It is no good meeting trouble halfways.
(H. G. Wells)
This flipping hamlet was one of the famished villages. Nothing to be got; even dogs and cats were gone. Ted cursed. Why was he always having tough luck? The chums were still raking around, but they wouldn't find anything useable or useful. The lads were rather green, fresh recruits from Birmingham, hardly apt to serve their guns. The lieutenant had committed them to his custody. The lieutenant was no lieutenant; he had been a sergeant in the real army. And Ted was no frigging nanny.
The idiots had found a photographic album – and were making fun of the porn pictures. Good grief, this antiquarian stuff didn't fill your stomach. Ted was too young to have remembrance of that gay era, but he had seen two or three porn flicks from the twenties. They had been shown in the local youth club, in secret. – Damn, he was hungry. He barked an order. One had to move on.
Officially, the lieutenant had sent them to reconnoitre. They were on the scout. But there was nothing. Nobody was living here, this was a land of the dead. Why should government troops loiter hereabouts, in this cursed country? The boys were closing up. Their faces were reddened. One of them was carrying the album. – "Drop that shit!" growled Ted. "Can't eat it! Dead burden..."
The fellow did as being told, looking unhappy. Ted coaxed them into formation. And on they went. Ted cursed again. They were not going to find food here, so, one better hurried. Returning to the camp, one could at least get some soup. When had he eaten a rump steak for the last time? Rare, with string beans and chips? He couldn't remember. It was a misery...
The boom and the creak ahead rocked Ted from his daydreams. The chums were looking quizzical. But Ted knew the sound; he had got to know it in London. Tanks! Yes, more than one, dead sure. Damn, what were they doing here? He ushered the boys to a clump of shrubs, where they could hide. There was no use in dragging them along, they were lacking combat experience. He would have to move forward alone.
It took him almost an hour to find a good observation position. There was a whole bloody tank company, just arrived, not yet completely camouflaged. And there were motorcycle messengers milling around. So, more troops somewhere close. Either more tanks, or infantry, at least a battalion. – This should interest the lieutenant. He rushed back, gathered the boys, urged them to run.
While they were jogging along, more boom and creak became audible. More tanks moving up... Ted cursed, gasping for breath. – And when the airplane suddenly soared over their heads, already in the process of turning, he knew they were in deep trouble. Cover! Where was cover? There was a stone wall to the left, that might do. He yelled his orders.
They made it across the wall and into cover before the plane came back. But the blasted bird had a belly gunner, who could see them lying behind the wall. Ted cursed once again, chased his lot over the wall, to the other side – and then to crawl to the right. They made about hundred yards, before the plane came back. – Okay, the next run–up was going to be parallel to the wall. So, up, up! And run, run!
And now: down! down! Don't move! Lie and wait! – Yes, the old tricks were still working. After another run–up, the bloody flyer gave up. – And all this with empty stomach, grumbled Ted to himself.