As much as I admired Jim Henson and loved his work, I must damn him for all eternity for apparently destroying forever the seriousness of a good name. Who can ever think of naming a son "Kermit" without wondering about green frog jokes?
I Spose Nobody, but the name Kermit itself sort of invokes the images of a small punney kid.
anyway, I think I read somewhere the FDR had problems with one of his sons.