Bolt451
Gone Fishin'
Ardith looked out the window next to her desk. There wasn't much to look at, most people on her street were at work. Those who were lucky enough to have jobs. She followed her line of sight to the road, then up the front of the building opposite, then to Lundenwic city centre looming in the distance as it wrapped itself around the Tames. She watched as a man held his hand out to see if it was still raining and finding it dry, took his hood down. She saw he had the shaved forehead of a monk, his hairline going from ear to ear like the arch of a bridge. For a moment she wondered if he just had a receding hairline as she couldn’t see any other monastic trappings but figured his hairline was too precise to be mere genetics. He was probably from the monastery at Hildegate, what was he doing out in the world, she wondered. Probably just gone to get some milk, or toured round the altars of old peoples homes to give blessings. No! She was procrastinating. She glanced looked to the empty page on her screen, she’d sent as many job applications in a day as her brain could take, surely. If she wasnt going to apply for jobs she could at least carry on with her other project.
She looked around the mess of her bedroom. She saw the picture of Saint Aidan by her bedside that her mother had insisted she put up. Its was now hidden by a bra and various empty mugs but still she mumbled a rather rude worded prayer to any Saints who were listening. On her bed her cat was asleep. “Ashes!” she cooed. “Ashes!” The Tortoiseshell opened one sleepy eye at her. The cat had a face of murderous intent but Ardith figured that was her default expression. The cat closed her eyes, shuffled slightly, and fell asleep. “Okay, Fine!” Ardith sighed and turned to the screen in front of her, “Fine, lets begin,” she sighed again “At the beginning,”
To chart the history of Angland you must first define it. When did Angland first come into being?
410?
Should we start in the early fifth century when the first Angle, Saxon and Jutish tribes came to Britain. With the withdrawal of Roman forces to mainland Europe, peoples from what the Romans called Germania were invited to assist in the defence of the Romano-British people against Picts and Scots. This wasn’t Angland though. There were Angles, who would give their name to and arguably serve as the core of Angland itself but there wasn’t the country itself, there wouldn’t be any Anglo Saxon Kingdoms for some time. These were small groups of soldiers defending the Romano-British settlements. Britain was still mostly British, for the time being.
The Early 6th century?
Okay then. Did Angland begin with the formation of the Anglo-Saxon Kingdoms? There are competing arguments how these kingdoms formed. The popular image is that of the Angles, Saxons and Jutes conquering the British and setting up as their rulers or driving them West into what we’d commonly call Britain. Indeed early Anglish history is replete with kings carving their kingdoms out of British tribes. Kings like Aethelfrith of Bernicia or Oswiu, second king of Angland
There’s another theory that rather then conquer them the Anglo-Saxon warriors who came to Britain integrated with them and being successful warriors became senior figures, eventually perhaps marrying into power. This is supported by many of the early kingdoms such as Kent or Lindsay (region names still in use by the Anglish government) are derived from Romano-British names.
Most likely it was a mix of the two. Some like Bernicia or Wessex being the former, Kent or Essex being the latter and some by both methods at different times. Going back to our question this gives us Anglo-Saxon Kingdoms but not Angland itself
709?
A good argument can be made for Angland starting in 709. This is, after all when Ecgfrith, heir to the thrones of both Mercia and Northumbria ascended to both thrones and unified them into one Kingdom. The Kingdom of the Angles, or Angland. This name of course coming from the core of Angland being descended from the Angles rather than kingdoms in the south who had already given their name to kingdoms such as Wessex, Essex and Sussex.
However it wasn’t Eanfrith who first claimed both thrones. His father Aethelfrith, King of Northumbria defeated Paedwyn, last king of Mercia and put his wife Cynedryth on the throne in Six Ninety Six. Was this then the creation of Angland in all but name? Do we start from there?
1092?
The Angland of 709 didn’t include any of the kingdoms south of Mercia. It didn’t yet include Lindsay, or the kingdoms of Britain or Strathclota or the other Northern Kingdoms. If we jump forward to the Eleventh century we can see a more familiar picture. The Island of Britain is more or less divided in two by this point. Wessex rules from the southern Tip of West Britain to Kanteborg in the East. Angland rules from Glecaster Northward to the shores of the Orkneys.
In 1087 King Cuthred III of Wessex died suddenly not having named an heir. The kingdom fell into civil war. Queen Aethelflaed II intervened on behalf of Cuthred’s second son Wulfric and by 1092 they had captured Cuthred. She married Wulfric, unifying the thrones of Wessex and Angland. Surely then this new unified Angland is where Angland began!
There are countless other points you could pick when institutions and trappings considered key or iconic to modern Angland came into being. The formalisation of the anglish church by Saint Cuthbert. The reforms of Prince Aedwine. The reforms of the 17th or even the 19th centuries. All made Angland what it is. So not to complicate things but I think the answer is all of them. They are all key points of Angland’s timeline and each lead to the nation I and possibly you live in right now. Of course you could in turn trace the Anglo Saxon settlers back to the Roman Empire all the way back to Claudius landing soldiers in Britain in the 1st century if not even earlier
So what makes Angland, Angland then? Other than our location, what separates us from other nations. We’re a modern, reasonably economically developed nation. So is France, Charlian or many others. We’re an Island and thus seperated but so are Eireland and Iceland. Still, even today, what often separates us from other countries is our our faith. I don't mean being non-catholic. While all the above examples are catholic there are countless Radical, Orthodox or diverse Christian nations. Even if less people are practicing or going to worship less regularly. We are still the home of the Anglish church. We’re still the main country where you’ll see things like monks with the front of their head shaved rather than the crown. We’re the main country where we worship Jesus Christ as the son of god but that the head of the church is the Archbishop of Lindisfarne and not the Pope or the Patriarch. Much of Angland still practices penance through exile and worships at small, open altars rather than large churches and anywhere else that does the same does so because of the colonial or religious (or frequently both) ambitions of Angland . These practices and the influence of the Anglish church has shaped our country. It has set us apart from the Catholic or Radical nations around us. To understand the Anglish Church is to understand Angland.
So where does Anglish Christianity start?
She looked around the mess of her bedroom. She saw the picture of Saint Aidan by her bedside that her mother had insisted she put up. Its was now hidden by a bra and various empty mugs but still she mumbled a rather rude worded prayer to any Saints who were listening. On her bed her cat was asleep. “Ashes!” she cooed. “Ashes!” The Tortoiseshell opened one sleepy eye at her. The cat had a face of murderous intent but Ardith figured that was her default expression. The cat closed her eyes, shuffled slightly, and fell asleep. “Okay, Fine!” Ardith sighed and turned to the screen in front of her, “Fine, lets begin,” she sighed again “At the beginning,”
“A (Relatively) Brief History of Angland,”
By Ardith Blaecley
Introduction
By Ardith Blaecley
Introduction
To chart the history of Angland you must first define it. When did Angland first come into being?
410?
Should we start in the early fifth century when the first Angle, Saxon and Jutish tribes came to Britain. With the withdrawal of Roman forces to mainland Europe, peoples from what the Romans called Germania were invited to assist in the defence of the Romano-British people against Picts and Scots. This wasn’t Angland though. There were Angles, who would give their name to and arguably serve as the core of Angland itself but there wasn’t the country itself, there wouldn’t be any Anglo Saxon Kingdoms for some time. These were small groups of soldiers defending the Romano-British settlements. Britain was still mostly British, for the time being.
The Early 6th century?
Okay then. Did Angland begin with the formation of the Anglo-Saxon Kingdoms? There are competing arguments how these kingdoms formed. The popular image is that of the Angles, Saxons and Jutes conquering the British and setting up as their rulers or driving them West into what we’d commonly call Britain. Indeed early Anglish history is replete with kings carving their kingdoms out of British tribes. Kings like Aethelfrith of Bernicia or Oswiu, second king of Angland
There’s another theory that rather then conquer them the Anglo-Saxon warriors who came to Britain integrated with them and being successful warriors became senior figures, eventually perhaps marrying into power. This is supported by many of the early kingdoms such as Kent or Lindsay (region names still in use by the Anglish government) are derived from Romano-British names.
Most likely it was a mix of the two. Some like Bernicia or Wessex being the former, Kent or Essex being the latter and some by both methods at different times. Going back to our question this gives us Anglo-Saxon Kingdoms but not Angland itself
709?
A good argument can be made for Angland starting in 709. This is, after all when Ecgfrith, heir to the thrones of both Mercia and Northumbria ascended to both thrones and unified them into one Kingdom. The Kingdom of the Angles, or Angland. This name of course coming from the core of Angland being descended from the Angles rather than kingdoms in the south who had already given their name to kingdoms such as Wessex, Essex and Sussex.
However it wasn’t Eanfrith who first claimed both thrones. His father Aethelfrith, King of Northumbria defeated Paedwyn, last king of Mercia and put his wife Cynedryth on the throne in Six Ninety Six. Was this then the creation of Angland in all but name? Do we start from there?
1092?
The Angland of 709 didn’t include any of the kingdoms south of Mercia. It didn’t yet include Lindsay, or the kingdoms of Britain or Strathclota or the other Northern Kingdoms. If we jump forward to the Eleventh century we can see a more familiar picture. The Island of Britain is more or less divided in two by this point. Wessex rules from the southern Tip of West Britain to Kanteborg in the East. Angland rules from Glecaster Northward to the shores of the Orkneys.
In 1087 King Cuthred III of Wessex died suddenly not having named an heir. The kingdom fell into civil war. Queen Aethelflaed II intervened on behalf of Cuthred’s second son Wulfric and by 1092 they had captured Cuthred. She married Wulfric, unifying the thrones of Wessex and Angland. Surely then this new unified Angland is where Angland began!
There are countless other points you could pick when institutions and trappings considered key or iconic to modern Angland came into being. The formalisation of the anglish church by Saint Cuthbert. The reforms of Prince Aedwine. The reforms of the 17th or even the 19th centuries. All made Angland what it is. So not to complicate things but I think the answer is all of them. They are all key points of Angland’s timeline and each lead to the nation I and possibly you live in right now. Of course you could in turn trace the Anglo Saxon settlers back to the Roman Empire all the way back to Claudius landing soldiers in Britain in the 1st century if not even earlier
So what makes Angland, Angland then? Other than our location, what separates us from other nations. We’re a modern, reasonably economically developed nation. So is France, Charlian or many others. We’re an Island and thus seperated but so are Eireland and Iceland. Still, even today, what often separates us from other countries is our our faith. I don't mean being non-catholic. While all the above examples are catholic there are countless Radical, Orthodox or diverse Christian nations. Even if less people are practicing or going to worship less regularly. We are still the home of the Anglish church. We’re still the main country where you’ll see things like monks with the front of their head shaved rather than the crown. We’re the main country where we worship Jesus Christ as the son of god but that the head of the church is the Archbishop of Lindisfarne and not the Pope or the Patriarch. Much of Angland still practices penance through exile and worships at small, open altars rather than large churches and anywhere else that does the same does so because of the colonial or religious (or frequently both) ambitions of Angland . These practices and the influence of the Anglish church has shaped our country. It has set us apart from the Catholic or Radical nations around us. To understand the Anglish Church is to understand Angland.
So where does Anglish Christianity start?
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