A More Perfect Union: An Alternate History of the Land of the Free

Discussion in 'Alternate History Discussion: Before 1900' started by HeX, May 22, 2019.

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  1. JustinianTheGrand Not So Well Known Member

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    I’ve never read WMIT and I’m not planning to but every tidbit about it sounds more and more insane. Or should I say......Mad?
     
  2. HeX Self-Proclaimed Disney Expert

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    Perhaps. I do have the Christmas Special to keep in mind, though by the way things are going we might just wind up with Teddy Roosevelt Saves Christmas.
     
  3. Israel_Dan the Man Well-Known Member

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    As much as I loved the Hamilton chapter, how long until the chapters on the Great War come out?
     
  4. HeX Self-Proclaimed Disney Expert

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    Sometime next week. I just needed a break to get my bearings before leaping right back into a massive war.
     
  5. MrVulcan Autistic Worldbuilder

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    You're a mean one, Mr. Debs
    You really are a heel
    You're as cuddly as a cactus
    You're as charming as an eel
    Mr. Debs
    You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel
    You're a monster, Mr. Debs
    Your heart's an empty hole
    Your brain is full of spiders
    You've got garlic in your soul, Mr Debs
    I wouldn't touch you with a
    Thirty-nine and a half foot pole
    You're a vile one, Mr. Debs
    You have termites in your smile
    You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile
    Mr. Debs
    Given the choice between the two of you
    I'd take the seasick crocodile
    You're a foul one, Mr. Debs
    You're a nasty wasty skunk
    Your heart is full of unwashed socks
    Your soul is full of gunk
    Mr. Debs
    The three best words that best describe you
    Are as follows, and I quote
    Stink
    Stank
    Stunk
    You're a rotter, Mr Debs
    You're the king of sinful sots
    Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots
    Mr. Debs
    Your soul is an appalling dump heap
    Overflowing with the most disgraceful
    Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable
    Mangled up in tangled up knots
    You nauseate me, Mr. Debs
    With a nauseous super "naus"
    You're a crooked jerky jockey, and
    You drive a crooked horse
    Mr. Debs
    You're a three-decker sauerkraut
    And toadstool sandwich
    With arsenic sauce
     
  6. JustinianTheGrand Not So Well Known Member

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    Speaking of that. Was a flag for the Falcon uprising ever described? @HeX
     
  7. HeX Self-Proclaimed Disney Expert

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    It sure was! Here it is:

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    I didn't make this myself, though. I found it on Wikimedia Commons.
     
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  8. JustinianTheGrand Not So Well Known Member

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    I forgot about that. If anyone has an artistic skill it might be cool with some kind of stylized Falcon in the empty red space.
     
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  9. HeX Self-Proclaimed Disney Expert

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    I feel like there might be too much going on with a bird on the right.
     
  10. JustinianTheGrand Not So Well Known Member

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    True.
     
  11. RonRon Just a Casual Member

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    The hype is real.
     
  12. Born in the USSA Well-Known Member

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    What about a WPA emblem? It could work by itself or perhaps with a slightly modified head?
     
  13. JustinianTheGrand Not So Well Known Member

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    Yeah. That would work well.
     
  14. Samsara123 Well-Known Member

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    Huh I always thought it would look like the GDI flag except with a red background and a falcon holding a hammer and cog
     
  15. eldandythedoubter Well-Known Member

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    No, we have to keep them separated at all costs, otherwise they'll try to usurp satan and then tear the fabric of reality between hell and the multiverse to conquer that.
     
  16. generalurist Map Staring Expert

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    Clever, though I don't think he deserves that much of a reaming. (or maybe I'm just biased)

    Makes me wonder though, what WAS christmas like in areas held by the falconers?
     
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  17. Whiteshore Defender of Myrcella Baratheon

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    Assuming that the Falconers practiced state atheism, it was presumably banned.
     
  18. JustinianTheGrand Not So Well Known Member

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    More likely that it was changed to for more in line with their ideals.
     
  19. soulpelt Well-Known Member

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    Very interesting update. Would love to see WMiT vs AMPU brawl between the counterpart America's.
     
  20. Arthur Marston Well-Known Member

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    Why would they be atheist though?
     
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