A Map Shitpost Thread

[Tyche]

Oh this rules @Alexander North

 

[TheDetailer]

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There were a lot of things I didn't expect to happen when I made this, but my personal favorite is Portuguese Istanbul.

...Alex? What you doing? What are you planning?

 

[BrobDingnag]

There were a lot of things I didn't expect to happen when I made this, but my personal favorite is Portuguese Istanbul.

“Osten ist Westen. Westen ist Osten. Ansonsten ist alles gut!”

 

[Alexander North]

...Alex? What you doing? What are you planning?

 

[Dizzy Miss Lizzy]

a sin against god himself

"why is my heart on the right?" - someone

 

[TheDetailer]

I have now only figured out, after having a closer look at the map, is that this is a West-East switcheroo scenario.

Well, for one, there are now alot of landlocked shores and islands... *cough cough* Cuba and Japan *cough cough*

 

[Crazy Boris]

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There were a lot of things I didn't expect to happen when I made this, but my personal favorite is Portuguese Istanbul.

I like how Equatorial Guinea is almost in the exact same place

 

[Hypersauce]

Rancid ASB map. Straight from the depths of hell.

Enjoy.

 

[BrobDingnag]

Enjoy.

All hail glorious ! Long may Emperor reign! Now for the playing of our national anthem, John Cage’s 4’33”!

EDIT: Spectacular; the site strips double spaces and even violates Unicode by erasing my no-break spaces. Fucks up the joke, man.

 

[TheDetailer]

I like how Antarctica and the Sahara basically switched places.

 

[Etruscan-enthusiast35]

Meanwhile, in a world that's only mostly harmless.....

 

[Dizzy Miss Lizzy]

Meanwhile, in a world that's only mostly harmless.....

all i see is a small polewank

 

[Etruscan-enthusiast35]

all i see is a small polewank

Don't worry, there are other differences.

 

[Shaymin0000]

Meanwhile, in a world that's only mostly harmless.....

I don't really know what the shitpost is but the map style is cool regardless

 

[Etruscan-enthusiast35]

I don't really know what the shitpost is but the map style is cool regardless

The shitpost part is the utterly arbitrary nature of the border changes I made.

 

[Frank Hart]

Meanwhile, in a world that's only mostly harmless.....
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Polandwank, USSR sans Lithuania and the Kresy, surviving French Colonial Empire, Peru-Bolivia, and the East African Commonwealth. Nope, not a shitpost.

 

[Etruscan-enthusiast35]

Nope, not a shitpost.

Oh how I love it when you can see the sarcasm, it fills me with joy.

 

[Dizzy Miss Lizzy]

yes the subdivisions are water colored why do you ask

 

[HawkAussie]

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yes the subdivisions are water colored why do you ask

RIP Tasmania

 

[AlternateHistory191]

Polandwank, USSR sans Lithuania and the Kresy, surviving French Colonial Empire, Peru-Bolivia, and the East African Commonwealth. Nope, not a shitpost.

And Tibet.