>Ireland has a colonial empire spanning half the world
>still doesn't get Ulster
A Map Shitpost Thread
- Thread starter FancyHat
- Start date
>still doesn't get Ulster
UK: “Alright, we consent to you having the whole island, but we need to get the population’s input, what do you say, Northern Irish?”
Northern Ireland: “FECK OFF YE PAPIST BASTARDS!”
UK: “Okay I guess that isn’t happening. Anything else you want in lieu of these counties to make up for it?”
Ireland: “Hm... India.”
UK: “What?!”
Ireland: “Yeah, and may as well include Burma and Ceylon as well. And Hong Kong. Well we’re at it, may as well take all your territories in Asia. And Africa. Caribbean too. And the Pacific. And do you really need all those dominions? Because we sure do.”
UK: “This is outrageous! You can’t just demand everything we have and-“
Ireland: “Give it or we’ll start bombing you again.”
UK: “...Fine, you win”
Northern Ireland: “It’s worth it! You get to keep me now!”
UK: “Ulster. Why are you the way that you are?”
So let me get this straight. No World War One would inevitably result in Germany forming a sweat-shop EU , Italy finally getting Sud-Tyrol and a mess forming in the Balkans/Poland area? Sounds like Turtledove's had one too many Kaiser beers.
Need to at least show where you found this.
Credits to author/s.
Conservative estimate of the Bonaparte Caliphate by a used named "the spectre of cabbage" on twitter, in a tweet about Napoleon having access to Ritalin (I am not making shit up).
Coincidentally , I saw this tweet too. It made me chuckle a bit after a long morning.Conservative estimate of the Bonaparte Caliphate by a used named "the spectre of cabbage" on twitter, in a tweet about Napoleon having access to Ritalin (I am not making shit up).
From Propagandopolis:
"New Britain - Map published in the US during the First World War (Feb 1916) imagining a United States conquered by Britain and Japan."
I love the Anglo-Mongolian Ocean wtf.
"New Britain - Map published in the US during the First World War (Feb 1916) imagining a United States conquered by Britain and Japan."
I love the Anglo-Mongolian Ocean wtf.
Lol at the American reservationFrom Propagandopolis:
"New Britain - Map published in the US during the First World War (Feb 1916) imagining a United States conquered by Britain and Japan."
I love the Anglo-Mongolian Ocean wtf.
That seems to be a uniquely American bugbear for some reason. Couldn't imagine why...
Last edited:
Almost in the same place too.That seems to be a uniquely American bugbear for some reason. Couldn't think why...