"What Madness Is This?" - A Timeline

For the part about a monarch being quarter-Russian, shouldn't some in the RU realize how many Germans and Danes were Czars and perhaps point to strong hands being needed on Slavs, Tartars, and Turks, or bringing up the differences between St. Petersburg and Moscow? As for the Greeks, they can try going the route of claiming that the Catholic church deviated from the Apostles or that Russians were stealing their letters. Also just a reminder that Galveston had been wiped off the face of the earth eight years prior by one of the most deadly hurricanes in the history of the continent which was second only to Katrina in the monetary damage.
 
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Well, since I'm making roundels for you, I've decided to read some of the newer chapters and...

Oh my. :eek: Holy-moly. :eek:

Joe Steele, subjugation of Korea and most of the smaller North American countries. :eek:
Dappers and boppers, a very liberal South, wacky teen cultures in the early 20th century. :D
"Honest Benny", Lenin being a car enterpreneur, and Debbs breaking up strikes. :eek:
Traian Vuia inventing heavier-than-air aircraft, awesomesauce ! :D :cool:
Props for evil Superteddy ! :D

I'm liking this TL. It's like Fight and Be Right meets The Mighty Boosh, with an added dose of very dark humour ! :D No matter how crazy yet plausible something seems in any chapter, you seem to up the ante in every new update. :eek:

This is starting to make the Russian Civil Cold War, the balkanized central Europe and North America, the Visegrad spaceflight programme and the North Korea-esque Sternberg's Khanate from my Sparrow Avengers TL seem downright tame in comparison. :p
 
The great powers certainly are not happy about this turn of events at all. Since they don't have modern day thinking or the UN yet (like OTL countries organizing sanctions against Iran, Cuba, etc) the most likely thing will be a select amount of countries cut off diplomatic relations, to which the Union laughs in their faces once they come crawling back for the Union oil the other countries find too dangerous to get from the Middle East at the moment. It's getting to a point where the Union's enemies would be the ones who hurt the most from sanctions. :eek: It's actually an utterly brilliant move by Custer to hurry up and secure the North American oil fields. Annexing Mexico isn't just about territory. The Union can keep selling their oil whenever they want, but if a war happens, they can have surplus gas all over the country. In a way, Custer is doomsday prepping, making sure his country has all the needed resources to survive Armageddon. :eek::D

Wow. So other countries will have no choice but to have relations with the Union due to all that oil. Pretty ingenious on Custer's part, and being this is a dystopia, in makes sense that the big bad empire would grow to be an overnight superpower behind everyone's backs, to the point where it's irreversible, and everyone else will be regretting it. :eek:

Napo, I have a question. How democratic or totalitarian or the nations of Europe in this world? Russia is autocratic but still petty democratic, while Prussia and Sweden seem really autocratic, and the Empire seems autocratic but much more open. What about he others. You said Europe would be pretty totalitarian, but so far that seems just in relation to radicals such as anarchists. So how do socialists and communists fare in that case then?

When will the rest of the Texas and Mexico update come? Also I've been working on the new Africa chapter, but not for while since I'm on vacation in Europe and I haven't bought my laptop with me, but I may try and use another computer if I can. I will also write up something on the fall of the Ottoman Empire on Ipad notes later today (I think you said I'd be writing about that). :)
 
For the part about a monarch being quarter-Russian, shouldn't some in the RU realize how many Germans and Danes were Czars and perhaps point to strong hands being needed on Slavs, Tartars, and Turks, or bringing up the differences between St. Petersburg and Moscow?

As for the Greeks, they can try going the route of claiming that the Catholic church deviated from the Apostles or that Russians were stealing their letters.

Also just a reminder that Galveston had been wiped off the face of the earth eight years prior by one of the most deadly hurricanes in the history of the continent which was second only to Katrina in the monetary damage.

Yeah, but they'll still have to admit it was a "Slavic throne," and the czars should have just wiped out their non-Aryan people instead of "molly-coddling" them. :p Good idea though!

I already have an excuse for Greek-acceptance coming up. :D

Oh, that's the whole point. Galveston is entirely unharmed by any hurricane. Some things don't get stated, just hinted at. Part of the fun is trying to find trivia like that in AH. :cool:


Well, since I'm making roundels for you, I've decided to read some of the newer chapters and...

Oh my. :eek: Holy-moly. :eek:

Joe Steele, subjugation of Korea and most of the smaller North American countries. :eek:
Dappers and boppers, a very liberal South, wacky teen cultures in the early 20th century. :D
"Honest Benny", Lenin being a car enterpreneur, and Debbs breaking up strikes. :eek:
Traian Vuia inventing heavier-than-air aircraft, awesomesauce ! :D :cool:
Props for evil Superteddy ! :D

I'm liking this TL. It's like Fight and Be Right meets The Mighty Boosh, with an added dose of very dark humour ! :D No matter how crazy yet plausible something seems in any chapter, you seem to up the ante in every new update. :eek:

This is starting to make the Russian Civil Cold War, the balkanized central Europe and North America, the Visegrad spaceflight programme and the North Korea-esque Sternberg's Khanate from my Sparrow Avengers TL seem downright tame in comparison. :p

Thanks, Petike! :D

I've heard Fight and Be Right mentioned here before (can't remember if they were comparing it to this one or just mentioning it). I'll have to read it sometime!

And I love to insert dark humor. It just makes this so much more fun and over-the-top. :D

Wow. So other countries will have no choice but to have relations with the Union due to all that oil. Pretty ingenious on Custer's part, and being this is a dystopia, in makes sense that the big bad empire would grow to be an overnight superpower behind everyone's backs, to the point where it's irreversible, and everyone else will be regretting it. :eek:

Napo, I have a question. How democratic or totalitarian or the nations of Europe in this world? Russia is autocratic but still petty democratic, while Prussia and Sweden seem really autocratic, and the Empire seems autocratic but much more open. What about he others. You said Europe would be pretty totalitarian, but so far that seems just in relation to radicals such as anarchists. So how do socialists and communists fare in that case then?

When will the rest of the Texas and Mexico update come?

Also I've been working on the new Africa chapter, but not for while since I'm on vacation in Europe and I haven't bought my laptop with me, but I may try and use another computer if I can. I will also write up something on the fall of the Ottoman Empire on Ipad notes later today (I think you said I'd be writing about that). :)

Precisely!

Give it some more time, and Europe will be much more unhinged and totalitarian. ;) After all, the rise of pan-European social fascism and workers' movements have just begun. :D

The rest of the latest update should come today! I was a little busy there for a couple days.

Awesome! Any time, man. With all the chapters I'm writing going up to 1930 (like more cultural updates), that should give you, like, a month or so before you'll be drastically behind, I think.
 
Here are some posters/money, guys! :D

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This TL is Frigging Awesome and how does the Union treat people with disablities
 
Can't wait for the rest of the update. It may be waiting for me in the morning (I'm in London and its 11:31 right now). Same goes for the future updates, especially the cultural ones.

Anyways Napo, you'll really enjoy Fight and be Right. I read it earlier this year and it is probably the best timeline on this site, and of of course definitely one of the of best. It's in the finished timelines board, and I recommended reading the define its e books. I have them both in iBooks on my iPad. :D:cool:

And as always thanks for answering my questions. :)
 
This was made by Parisii in the propaganda thread, and I have Par's permission (Parmission? :p) to use it!

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Definitely expect to this in a future chapter about England calling for Scottish help. :cool: I'm still working on finishing the Second Mexican War chapter. Sorry for the wait, guys.

Anyways Napo, you'll really enjoy Fight and be Right. I read it earlier this year and it is probably the best timeline on this site, and of of course definitely one of the of best. It's in the finished timelines board, and I recommended reading the define its e books. I have them both in iBooks on my iPad. :D:cool:

And as always thanks for answering my questions. :)

Sweet, I found the ebook. I'll give 'er a go.

No problem!

No Roman numerals for the Union, I see.

That is a smart idea and fits perfectly. Why didn't I think of that... It could have been in the lower right-hand corner.
 
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Okay, this section's finished! Next chapter will be the rebuilding of Mexico and the ERA OF SKYSCRAPERS. :D:eek: It's kind of hard to believe this TL is this far along!

THE SECOND MEXICAN-AMERICAN WAR AND THE ANNEXATION OF TEXAS
1909-1912
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The background to the second Mexican conflict was
a series of complicated issues. Following its defeat in the First Mexican-American War, Mexico became a puppet state of the Union. The Union only left them independent because they didn't have enough resources at the time to deal with occupying the whole place. Mexico was very resentful over their treatment and the people fought against their own Union-dominated government in Mexico City constantly.

The main issue, though, was oil. With the auto industry boom came the need for cheap, readily available oil. The Democratic Republic of Texas was getting wealthy from it, but in 1908, it erupted into civil war between the Catholic Hispanic government led by Julio Delgado and the white, largely American oil barons. Charles Goodyear II was at the forefront of these men, constantly pushing for more land from the Texan government to drill and for much lower taxes on their huge profits. Finally, Goodyear just gave up and organized a revolt. For a year, the government army (mostly made up of militia) did battle against the private soldiers hired by the oil companies. Texas' military was severely outdated and could only postpone the inevitable defeat.

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Pith-helmeted volunteers from the Republican Union in battle against a Texan militia regiment

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The Texan Cavalry in formation in Galveston (the Texas Capitol stands in the background) circa August, 1909. A month later, all of them would be dead or captured.

Eventually, the Texas military was depleted beyond all hope of continuing the conflict, and in December of 1909 Charles Goodyear II's mercenary generals arrived in the shelled ruins of Galveston and proclaimed the Republic of Texas. They set up an emergency government to stabilize things, arrested and imprisoned all members of the old government, and worked against the Catholic churches in the region. Some churches were boarded up with the congregations still inside and set on fire. It was a nasty, genocidal campaign of terror as the oil companies moved in and raped and robbed and murdered the Catholic citizens. Once things got under control, though, Texas invited the Republican Union to send in the Union Army and annex the nation. Custer happily obliged, and in January of 1910, Texas became a Union state.

The surviving Catholic Texan loyalists fled south into Mexico as soon as Galveston fell. There they and the Mexican Resistance Movement (which had been fighting the Union puppet government in Mexico City for years) organized a small army to cross over into Texas and raise as much hell as possible, burning the priceless oil fields. While this severely impacted the American economy, it also proved to be the end of Mexico itself. With anti-Mexican protests sweeping the Union and with over 200 slain oil workers, the Union declared war on Mexico a second time on April 14th, 1910. Custer proclaimed that, "Our Texan citizens and oil workers are being targeted by agents of a foreign government and we will not rest until justice is served. Victory is upon us again!"

The Union Embassy in Mexico City deployed its "security detachment" and marched on the Mexican Capitol, burning it to the ground and once again arresting and executing all members of the government. Up north, Union troops, especially cavalry, thundered over the Rio Grande and began a campaign of terror and genocide, massacring countless villages and small towns as they rampaged through the nation. In just the first three months, an estimated 45,000 Mexican civilians died as a result of the war. The Mexican people started an exodus to Gran Colombia, but had to pass through the area of the Central American Union states. Thousands were shot in cold blood as they desperately tried to climb fences or swim to freedom.


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Union troops of the 11th Legion, Army Group 3, march along a desert road to Guadalajara

The Mexican forces were crushed for the last time on September 28th, 1910, at Guadalajara. In an attack on heavily-fortified Mexican positions, 15,000 men of the 4th and 3rd Legions of the Union Army engaged in bloody close-range and hand-to-hand combat for over two days. The Union reinforcements from the 11th Legion then showed up and, singing "Onward Christian Soldiers" at the top of their lungs, marched across a burnt-out no-man's land under heavy autogun and artillery fire to launch a new attack, which sent the exhausted and under-equipped Mexican forces flying in all directions trying desperately to escape. Most were shot in the back as they ran. The war was over, and the Mexican flag at Guadalajara, the last Mexican flag flying in the world, was cut down and shipped back to Philadelphia as a present for Custer, who had it hung up in the main room of Independence Hall, joining a captured standard from the First Mexican-American War. Mexico's independence was declared abolished, and orders were issued by Custer to draw up new borders for Mexican states that would join the Union. It wouldn't be until 1912 that the last Mexican resistance forces were captured and the new borders finalized, and it wouldn't be until a decade later that the new states were finally officially annexed.

The majority of the international community was greatly upset by this conflict. The Republican Union now controlled most of the world's oil supplies, thanks to unrest in the Middle East making Arabian oil unavailable. Plus, the independence of two nations, Texas and Mexico, had been abolished. The Union had already owned a significant portion of the world's helium supplies, and it was now in a position to cut off oil if other nations ever went to war with it. This was a dark turn of events for the Southron nations, who immediately began talks on forming a stronger "Columbian Economic and Military Alliance" to protect each other and to deter the Union from any further wars of conquest.
 
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Cultural update! Including lots of movie information. Oshkosh becomes Hollywood. :eek: This one also has two alternate ad posters, made by yours truly. The "critic review" of "Rise of a Nation" is probably one of the funniest bits in this whole TL.

THE BRAVE NEW WORLD
: PART ONE
SKYSCRAPERS, MOBSTERS, AND CINEMA
1920 - 1930
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"O wonder!
How many goodly creatures are there here!
How beauteous mankind is! O brave new world,
That has such people in't.
Yea, except for those Union bastards,
Who can all goeth to Hell."

- Virginian Vice-President Stonewall Jackson III
paraphrasing Shakespeare during a "Beatty 1928" campaign speech

POPULATION AND THE BUILDING BOOM:

Starting in 1920, the world saw an unprecedented growth of urban centers as well a massive "baby boom" as people got richer and could support more children. The Union actually enacted a policy in 1918 of rewarding families for having as many children as possible.

In 1910, the population of Virginia was 19 million. In 1929, it was 28 million. Newport News and Hampton Roads had a population of 8 million by 1929, and Richmond was up to 4 million. Newport News became a colossal metropolis, with boatloads of new immigrants coming in every day, and it was no surprise that it became the first North American city to build a "skyscraper." In 1920, billionaire coal mining boss Buford Lodge Beatty began construction on the "Beatty Building," which terrified nearby citizens for months as they waited for the "inevitable" collapse. That collapse never came and the building was proven to be an architectural masterpiece, and other people soon set out to make their own "skyscrapers."

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The Beatty Building (colorized photo circa 1922)

There was then a race of sorts between architects and businessmen to see who could build the tallest, safest building. In 1923, construction began in Savannah, Georgia Republic, on the Chiswick Building, named for millionaire banker Chester "Fat Chap" Chiswick IV. The Chiswick Building would be dwarfed two years later by another Savannah building, however: the Bullivant Building, named after Bernard Beauchamp Bullivant, a billionaire train tycoon. It stood at a massive 1,250 feet and was declared a "modern-day wonder of the world."

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A Georgian construction worker tightening bolts on the frame of the Bullivant Building. The white, needle-nosed Chiswick building can be seen in the background.



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The Bullivant Building as seen around 1925. B. B. Bullivant's personal airship can be seen preparing to dock at the top.

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Buford Lodge Beatty

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Chester "Fat Chap" Chiswick IV

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Bernard Beauchamp Bullivant

The Republican Union was not one to like the Columbian nations out-building their own cities, so in 1926, Charles Goodyear II built a massive "tower of evil," as the foreign newspapers called it, in downtown Shicagwa, aptly named the Goodyear Tower. It was actually more of a "Goodyear Complex," taking up an entire block around the main tower with dozens of connected and "add-on" buildings. It was precisely one foot hire than the Bullivant building, because of course it had to be (according to Goodyear II). He proudly declared that "no French-named Southron is going to have the tallest building."

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The Goodyear Tower

As the skylines grew, so did the populations. As mentioned, Virginia's exploded exponentially, and the Republican Union began a policy of rewarding parents for having as many children as possible. The Union had been behind the South industrially up until the late 1800s, and they were currently tied. If the South had a bigger population, the Union would have been edged out of their remaining one-up on the Columbians. In 1910, the Union had roughly 50 million non-Inferior citizens. By 1930, it was up to 75 million, with estimates saying that the population would top 100 million by 1950. The AFC churches encouraged having as many children as possible to "give God more souls in Heaven and to give Custer more soldiers in Philadelphia." The program worked very, very well, and Custer called it one of the greatest non-military administrative accomplishments of his terms in office.

And yet another side-effect of the baby boom in the Union was a greater amount of duties carried out by the Office of Racial and Religious Affairs and the Military Police. Starting in 1912, all Union-born people had to have a birth certificate, although exceptions were made for people in the most rural areas. This stopped in 1925, when all birth certificates and papers proving to which caste people belonged were made legally mandatory, no matter where they lived. Those who were too old or for some other varied reason did not have a birth certificate were investigated and then given one. ORRA was placed in charge of this system, and RUMP was used to go door-to-door every year in the nation-wide census. Those who failed to cooperate were arrested under new laws making it illegal to not have identification papers, and could be detained and/or imprisoned indefinitely as they were not "citizens" and were therefore not eligible for habeas corpus.


ORGANIZED CRIME:

There were more than a few "Inferiors" gaming the system, though. Organized crime took in hundreds of new forgers, who could create fictional ID's for those wishing to join the Betters of Society (those who didn't mind also being indebted to the mobs, that is...). The persecuted-but-growing population of Inferiors, most all living in ghettos in the major cities, formed their own gangs. The mobs, who were blind to race and religion, didn't care about their ethnicities, tried to bring the small gangs into their pockets, which usually succeeded.

A huge profitable business run by the Shicagwa mob was the importation of the highly illegal, neon green-colored alcoholic drink known as "absinthe." Absinthe was a favorite of the Imperial bohemians and artists in Europe, with whom it originated, and was a wildly popular drink with the Irish, too, who also loved the green color and called it "the Green Fairie." Mainly in response to these facts, the Union criminalized the selling, possession, and drinking of absinthe, known by AFC followers as "the devil's tonic." It was an quired taste, but many who began drinking it couldn't stop, thus providing the mobs with a lucrative business of secretly smuggling it in from French Canada and Quebec (Quebec's Senneterre Breweries' Absinthe was the best-selling absinthe in the world). This entailed using boats and airships to cross the heavily guarded Canada-Union border. Ingenious mechanics found ways to hide the crates of bottles in the unlikeliest places, but many were caught and sent to prison for at least ten years for the single offense. But with prices up at 20 dollars a bottle, many considered it worth the risk, and even spiked their supplies with Dutch-Chinese opium to keep their clients' addictions up.

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Another of the main reasons for the prohibition on absinthe was that the government wanted to support American-made alcohols, like the Goodyear Enterprises-owned Republica Beer. Republica Beer was sold in virtually every bar, saloon, and restaurant in the nation, and even the Columbians admitted it was the best beer their side of the Atlantic. It became a staple of American cuisine to have a chunk of cheese and a glass of Republica, a very Germanic and Anglo-Saxon cultural habit. Republica Beer was exported to everywhere from Sweden, to Scotland, to Australia, regardless of those nations' and colonies' opinions of the Union itself, or of Goodyear.

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The mobs weren't solely about absinthe-running, however, and many earned their money from bank-robbing, assassinations, and good-old fashioned train hold-ups. In 1922, Norman Rathram made off with over eight million dollars worth of gold after robbing a bank in Boston. And by "robbing" that means assaulting the building like a military would and clearing it out in minutes. The Rathram Mob ruled Boston's crime circuit until 1928, when the mobster was mowed down in front of a post office.

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Norman Rathram

In 1923, Georgia-born John Bathorn and Joseph "Scottish Kid" McCabe (these were likely both aliases as McCabe was a practicing Jew born in Palestine and was most definitely not Scottish in any way, shape, or form) stopped a train near New Orleans and assaulted its security force with Colt Coffee Grinder guns mounted on the backs of Mercurius Numitor autocarriages. They made off with twelve million dollars. They robbed the same train just two months later, making off with another five million. They fled the country weeks later, and were never seen again, though some said they died in a shootout in the Republic of Jamaica in 1938. Georgia adopted them as Robin Hood-style antiheroes robbing the Union villains. A movie was made in 1942, titled "Johnny Bathorn and the Scottish Kid," which released to huge critical acclaim (it was banned in the Union).

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Johnny Bathorn and the Scottish Kid

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Still from Johnny Bathorn and the Scottish Kid (1942)

By far the most infamous mobster of the era, though, was John Edgar Hoover, from Maryland. He controlled the biggest mob ring in the world for decades, and many suspected it was he who had Rathram assassinated. Absinthe sold in Shicagwa had an 80% chance of having the profits go directly to Hoover's private Jamaican bank account. Every major government in the world classified Hoover as a public enemy to be shot on sight, but no one could figure out where he was. He was known to have funneled weapons to Apache and Navajo tribes in Imperial California who used them in the Reservation Rebellion of 1931, which resulted in over 1500 deaths and took a yearlong campaign by the Imperial Army to put the insurgents down and confiscate the guns. Hoover's talons reached everywhere and despite their best attempts, authorities could not capture or kill him. Hoover would continue controlling his mob for decades.

One of the trademark weapons of the mob was a gun developed by the Imperial Army in 1919, officially just called the "M1919 Assault Rifle." Mobsters referred to them as "Shicagwa Woodpeckers." The guns saw heavy use along the Shicagwa waterfront and later spread out over North America. It was a Woodpecker that killed Rathram in 1928, and a large number of M1919s were sent by Hoover during the Reservation Rebellion. No country banned civilian ownership of the weapons, but those who did own them were watched closely for mob ties.

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A Bostonian mobster firing a "Shicagwa Woodpecker" circa 1930


ENTERTAINMENT:


By far the best thing to happen to the Republican Union's propaganda department was the motion picture. They had been around since the late 1800s, and sound movies had been around 1910. But it wasn't until around 1922 that the Union realized their potential. Almost all movies up to this point involved singing or dancing, with a few Shakespearean plays thrown in, but no one had tried fully-original big-budget dramas. In 1922, the Union released "Siege of Guadalajara," a story about a young man, Private Lawrence Christian (played by Harry Truman), in the 11th Legion on his way to Guadalajara. It showcased hordes of "evil Mexies" getting cartoonishly slaughtered by the hundreds, and is considered the first true "epic" movie.

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Still from Siege of Guadalajara (1922) colorized in 1950

The same people who made Siege of Guadalajara teamed up again in 1923 to release Rise of a Nation, also starring Harry Truman as William Jennings Bryan and newcomer Harold Finn as Custer himself. The main plot centered on Custer seizing power from Aaron Burr III, who was a "decadent race-traitor who shat on the memory of his grandfather," according to the film's own promotional poster. The film ended in the actual Custer delivering a speech to a horde of Custer Youth Brigade members on the 32nd anniversary of his coming to power as First Chief Consul, followed by an ending monologue by Finn. It was a propaganda masterpiece, and the ludicrously handsome and suave depiction of Custer as some sort of Anglo-Saxon prince out to liberate mankind furthered deified him in the eyes of the public.

"I say now that we are one nation, under Almighty God. The earth is one country. We are all one. If some people learned their rightful places in society and if some nations stopped being so doggone stubborn and insistent on their immorality, every capital on earth would have the Union flag flying over it. That is how we will achieve true happiness and peace: when every single country bows to Lady Liberty and her beau Uncle Sam. Together, my sweet Americans, we shall build the New Jerusalem! All hail the most proletarian fascist people of the Union! All hail the Consulate! God bless you, one and all."
-Finn's somewhat hilarious voice-over (which was accompanied by the Battle Hymn of the Republic) before the credits rolled at the end of Rise of a Nation

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Custer (Harold Finn) confronts Aaron Burr III (Willard Crawford Johnson) in a still from Rise of a Nation (1923)

The film became one of the most important of all time, and Union audiences were so moved that, according to a New York City newspaper film critic:

"The audiences wept openly at the end. When the final voice-over speech was delivered, the people spontaneously started singing the Battle Hymn of the Republic in the theater. Others hailed, again and again, the most proletarian fascist people of our beloved Union. It was a moving, spiritual experience for all citizens who viewed it, young and old. You can't help but feel a little pride at the scene where Custer uses his trusty sword to cut down the gaggle of Frenchmen randomly mugging a black man, or at the early segment depicting his youth, where he boxes twelve Irishmen all twice his size. And the part about chopping down the cherry tree was just... so emotional. So raw and powerful. And ladies and gentlemen, don't even get this reviewer started on how he cried during the awe-inspiring depiction of Custer out in a violent hurricane, key tied to a kite, as if smiting Thor himself with his own hammer. Simply an amazing and wonderfully accurate depiction of Custer's early years and rise to power. Tell everyone you know to go see Rise of a Nation."

It didn't take long before more movies were made, and the town of Oshkosh, Michigania, where the bulk of Rise of a Nation and (hilariously) Siege of Guadalajara, became the center of the Union's movie industry. By 1930, the city was a metropolis in its own right, with skyscrapers, huge film studios, luxury living accommodations, and 800,000 citizens. The Columbian nations didn't catch up film-wise until the 1940s, when Johnny Bathorn and the Scottish Kid was their first big hit.

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An ORRA airship orbiting Oshkosh (1930)


 
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A great conclusion to the Mexico update, and a great new update. I loved the cultural stuff, especially films, as well as hearing about the mobsters and other alternate characters. :cool:

I have a question though, could we still have a list of Republican Union consuls? I knew since there were so many they had little power and all, thought it would still be worth it at least IMO to know who all the leaders were. Mabye you could insert the list into a future chapter or make a chapter decorated to the list and stick in between some other chapters in the final version. Just a suggestion. :)
 
Nice. J. Edgar Hoover as a mobster? Priceless! :D I do have a question, though. How are the Indians seen? Shicagwa is clearly a Native American name, but how are they actually treated? Are they inferiors, or not?
 
I agree, I simply love Harry Truman as an actor and J. Edgar Hoover as a mobster. :D:cool: I wonder what will happen to other OTL american politicians and other figures. Whatever happened to FDR, Ealanoor Roosevelt, Wendell Wilkie, or John Nance Garner? As for non politicians I curious as to the fares of Albert C. Barnes, Al Capone, Henry Ford, Father Coughlin and Charles Lindburgh for intense.

Also Napo, could you have the OTL Euro symbol be the symbol for the "Columbian dollar"? IITL's context it'll be a "C" for Columbia with two dashes through it horizontally, as opposed to the S with vertical dashes.
 
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A great conclusion to the Mexico update, and a great new update. I loved the cultural stuff, especially films, as well as hearing about the mobsters and other alternate characters. :cool:

I have a question though, could we still have a list of Republican Union consuls? I knew since there were so many they had little power and all, thought it would still be worth it at least IMO to know who all the leaders were. Mabye you could insert the list into a future chapter or make a chapter decorated to the list and stick in between some other chapters in the final version. Just a suggestion. :)

Thanks, Zoid! :)

Yeah, maybe at some point in the future I could do that. Not promising now, because it would be really time-consuming to make, but it's a possibility. :cool:

Odd. Didn't you say you were keeping Virginia as a Commonwealth?

I was going to a long time ago if I changed their seal and such from republic to commonwealth, but I got lazy and for the last 100 years I've just been rollin' wid it. :p

Nice. J. Edgar Hoover as a mobster? Priceless! :D I do have a question, though. How are the Indians seen? Shicagwa is clearly a Native American name, but how are they actually treated? Are they inferiors, or not?

Let's hope TTL's Hoover doesn't strand people in Alaska Boggs & Begich-style, as some sort of mafioso execution. :p

This is a very, very good question. I'll be covering the Reservation Rebellion if not not in the next chapter, then the one after that, and we'll see more about how Indians are thought of. I'm sort of thinking that the Union doesn't actively persecute them. It doesn't help that so many Unionites descended from the original 1600-1700s pioneers have more than a little Indian blood in them. They might be held up as "noble savages" by the RU, while everyone else wants to shoot them on sight. Plus, if California has Indian problems, then the Union likes Indians. :p Cali is a sleeping bear, and everyone ITTL knows it.

Harry Truman as an actor? That's interesting! :D

Hmm... What happens to our favorite actor president?

Oh, I already have a ton planned for Truman. :D Believe it or not, he'll play an obscure but key role in the development of world events.

I agree, I simply love Harry Truman as an actor and J. Edgar Hoover as a mobster. :D:cool: I wonder what will happen to other OTL american politicians and other figures. Whatever happened to FDR, Ealanoor Roosevelt, Wendell Wilkie, or John Nance Garner? As for non politicians I curious as to the fares of Albert C. Barnes, Al Capone, Henry Ford, Father Coughlin and Charles Lindburgh for intense.

Also Napo, could you have the OTL Euro symbol be the symbol for the "Columbian dollar"? IITL's context it'll be a "C" for Columbia with two dashes through it horizontally, as opposed to the S with vertical dashes.

Expect to see Wilkie, LaFollete Jr, Dewey, and others in upcoming chapters. Ford I think will be butterflied, but FDR and Garner will appear. I know way more about this era's politicians, so expect more fun cameos. :D Also, a certain pair of German immigrants to Virginia will be making appearances...

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And I like that Columbian symbol idea. I shall use it. :D
 
I edited the 1896 map on page 31. All I did was give Prussia some more colonies and such in the pacific and Indian oceans, give Russia Afghanistan and Baluchistan (as Napo previously mentioned they owned) and give a border between Imperial Cali and the Native American Reservation.

And now that that's done, here is the world in 1905. :D Some spoilers for the future though, mostly in the middle east.

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Sorry if this is a little too early, but heres the world in 1930. We can pretty much see Custer's giant evil empire pretty clearly now.

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