Fear, Loathing and Gumbo on the Campaign Trail '72

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Agnew On Point - Sprio vs. the Slithering Snopes

Agnew: My guest this evening is Representative Paul Boutelle, a Communist representing New York’s tenth district.

Boutelle: I’m a member of the Socialist Worker’s party, not the Communist Party.

Agnew: There’s a difference?

Boutelle: Yes there is. Our Party is not promoting some ivory tower solutions to the world’s problems, we’re activists seeking to address the needs of ordinary working people.

Agnew: As long as it fits in with the Moscow line?

Boutelle: We don’t take orders from foreigners. We come from the heart of the American people – the working American people – and stand-up for their rights.

Agnew: And that stand “for the people’s rights” includes expropriating their property and turning it over to the party leadership? In other words legalized theft?

Boutelle: Hey, that’s not even close.

Agnew: But you want to expropriate the assets of America’s economically productive entrepreneurs and businessmen, isn’t that so?

Boutelle: Many of what you call “economically productive entrepreneurs” are in fact leeches who have been making bundles off the sweat of working men and women in this country for generations. We want to give that back to the people who labored hard to make those riches…

Agnew: So you want to overturn America…

Boutelle: … with their muscles and pain. Much of what you call America today was built on the backs of oppressed workers, slaves and minorities who were exploited for their labor without any say over the means of production or the output.

Agnew: But that is the Moscow line – take all private property and give it to the state, and keep everyone in line with a Red Gestapo. Isn’t that what you want for America today?

Boutelle: America today is in a depression caused by the failure of capitalism. It was the fixation on war profits by the greedy capitalists, and the policies of their plutocrat lackeys on Wall street and in the Republican and Democrat parties that have bankrupted this nation. And if you want to talk about a Gestapo, let’s talk about police across the country aided and abetted by the FBI and FCTB breaking-up free labor demonstrations and spying on dissenters… that’s a real Gestapo, man.

Agnew: But…

Boutelle: Who pays for that, the police Gestapo, the bail-outs to the rich and powerful? The poor, the worker, the unemployed. We’re all expected to bear the brunt of capitalisms flaws, even while the capitalists puppet politicians make policies that help the capitalists out and leave the working man with the dirty end of the stick. Our Party is standing up and saying no to the capitalist leeches, and speaking for the working people.

Agnew: But how can you expect to serve the working people’s good when your whole philosophy is pledged on taking away freedom and imposing tyranny. You’re very premise is a contradiction, because you can’t bring freedom by imposing a tyranny on people.

Boutelle: Your freedom, Mr. Agnew, is tyranny to the man or woman who can’t afford to buy his or her family food or keep a roof over their heads because they’ve been left unemployed by the illicit market manipulations of the capitalist class. Where’s the freedom when Congress, acting as lackeys for the Wall Street plutocrats, passes stimulus bill after stimulus bill which feeds dollars from the public sector – from the pockets of the ordinary working person who is confronted with state sponsored extortion from their meagre paycheque – into corporate coffers, which in turn offer the workers only the back of their hand? That’s a peculiar kind of freedom that looks more like slavery to me.

Agnew: You keep mentioning slavery, Representative Boutelle. Would you say your movement is an effort to win reparations from good, hard working, honest Americans for slavery? Is that what is really at the heart of this?

Boutelle: Look, man, slavery was an obscenity, and yes, I think America hasn’t paid the bill on that one yet. But I’m not here, I’m not in Congress just to fight about history. I’m there to help the mass struggle for justice and economic justice, and the fact that we were elected, shows that ordinary voters are waking up to their real interests, and that they are tossing aside the economic chains imposed on them by the capitalist classes. Mine is a voice in that struggle, both in and out of Congress.

Agnew: Is that why you are sending revolutionaries out to rural towns and communities across America? Is that part of the fight for justice or a plot to spread red trouble throughout the patriotic heartland of the real America?

Boutelle: We send people out to educate workers and the oppressed. We want enlightened Party members working side-by-side with those who have been exploited, to educate them and increase their awareness. That’s education, Mr. Agnew, education and enlightenment to the masses about how much they’ve been exploited by their oppressors. And once they learn that, once the people are aware, there’s gonna be a reckoning for those who have been enriching themselves off the exploitation.

Agnew: To educate the people? For their own good, or to mislead them into a Communist revolution? Isn’t that really what the Socialist Worker’s Party – a Communist Party by another name – is really about? Americans are a free and God loving people, Representative Boutelle, and we will win out over the narrow, the petty, the haters like you. I say we welcome the representatives of the Socialist Workers party into the heartland my friends out there in the true, patriotic America, let us welcome them into our homes and work places and show them the real America. When that happens they will understand what freedom is, and we’ll cut out this rotten cancer from our society by bringing these would be agitators and revolutionaries around to freedom and democracy.

Boutelle: Man, you are a tool of the capitalist classes, aren’t you?

Agnew: I am an American, Mr. Boutelle, and I am will fight to my last breath against the skulking snivelling snopes of Socialism who would undermine my freedom.
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Interview with Rep. James H. Scheuer (D- NY (11 – Brooklyn))

Agnew: But the question I am asking you, Representative Scheuer, isn’t it a fact that, since your district is now part of the Federal District of the Hudson, isn’t your seat, your presence in Congress, unconstitutional? By what right do you sit in the House?

Scheuer: I sit by right of my election by the people. In the accord signed by New York State and the Federal government, New York agreed to continue to exercise state sovereignty over the districts for electoral purposes, in return for the state receiving certain benefits in return for having those House members represented in the Congress. What most people don’t understand, including you it seems, with all due respect, is that the Federal District of the Hudson is not the same as the District of Columbia, which was an outright secession of state sovereignty by Maryland over what is now Washington. Instead what we have in New York is a belended formula; the FDH is still New York in terms of federal representation, but the state has been relieved of certain responsibilities for New York City by the FDH becoming a substitute management authority for the city, over which New York State has a voice, but no direct control.

Agnew: That’s just a smoke screen for the state of New York passing its costs for running New York City to the American taxpayer, while local politicians like you get to keep your perks, including your seat in Congress, although it is in a place that is not part of any state.

Scheuer: Most sensible observes agree, Mr. Agnew, that the accord that created the FDH was a well-crafted solution for a city debt crisis that was not only going to drag New York City under, but one which threatened the New York State budget as well. The Federal government acted in a manner which saved both the city and the State. The main thrust of the accord was to prevent a financial disaster, which this country didn’t need amidst a recession, while creating a formula which did not disenfranchise millions of New Yorkers. Both President Gavin and Governor Carey are to be congratulated in developing a smart plan which took care of people’s rights while at the same time managing the bankruptcy crisis.

Agnew: So the taxpayers of America’s other forty-nine states bailed-out New York, and Albany gets to keep all the benefits from that?

Scheuer: A bankruptcy of New York City, and its effect on the State, would have had an impact on the entire American economy. This was a national crisis, Mr. Agnew.

Agnew: But really what they did was protect federal politicians jobs, isn’t that so? I mean, the FDH no longer has representation in Albany, right? Technically neither of New York’s Senators represent you? Sen. Javits even had to change his residence to Albany from New York City to stay in the Senate, isn’t that so? The only ones who came off well were the Representatives from the FDH who kept their seats in the Congress under the flimsy pre-text that the New York State government would continue to recognize them as part of the New York delegation, a plan which works well for New York’s Democrat Governor because he doesn’t loose those Democrat votes in the House, and the Democrats in Washington, who are hanging on to the Speaker’s chair by their fingernails right now, didn’t loose even one crucial vote. Isn’t this just a Constitutional smoke screen, a dodge?

Scheuer: No, Mr. Agnew, it is an innovation which guarantees that the principles of American democracy are preserved for New Yorkers….

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Interview with Sen. James C. Buckley (R-NY)

Buckley: I have to agree with you on that point, Mr. Agnew. What the Gavin and Carey Administrations put together is a Constitutional straw man which doesn’t stand-up to scrutiny. Clearly if the founders had wanted something like this, then they would have given the District of Columbia representation in the House of Representatives. The fact that they didn’t speaks to their intentions, and how the Constitution should treat this situation.

Agnew: So you would call the presence of these representatives whose districts are geographically in New York City, and nowhere cross into New York State, unconstitutional?

Buckley: I agree that their votes in Congress have no constitutional basis, but I do not object to their presence. I believe that, based on the Constitution that they should be treated as non-voting delegates, in the manner of those from DC and Puerto Rico, for instance. I do not eschew the people of the city of New York the right to have a voice in the House, far from it, I and many who read the Constitution in its literal terms, object only to their having a vote on legislation. That is where we draw the line.

Agnew: And you have instituted a Constitutional challenge to this in the courts?

Buckley: Not me personally, no, but Professor Antonin Scalia, whom you have had on this program many times before, and Professor Robert Bork, who has also shared his pro-Constitution views with your viewers, have mounted such a challenge, arguing that the New York City representatives votes are in fact unconstitutional and that this shared sovereignty arrangement which was put into the Federal-State accord is unconstitutional and will not stand up to judicial scrutiny.
 

Thande

Donor
Oh crap. Now the Republicans want to disenfranchise NYC...that won't end well.

Clashing ideologues aside, at least Agnew is giving the SWP guy a chance to put forward his views, which is more than you can say for his more modern OTL counterparts.
 
have there been any notable developments in the Soviet Union?

Lurching to the ideological "right" under the tough leadership of Andropov and Suslov, with Kosygin still (vainly) trying to breath some economic reform into the system. I'm thinking the Soviet Union is becoming a more rigid society, as a new Communist orthodoxy takes hold in the latter half of the seventies. But of course, all these guys are going to be dead by 1984 ... so could be fun after that.
 
Oh crap. Now the Republicans want to disenfranchise NYC...that won't end well.

Clashing ideologues aside, at least Agnew is giving the SWP guy a chance to put forward his views, which is more than you can say for his more modern OTL counterparts.

True, it isn't completely the FOX/Glen Beck era yet ... he has to tilt to some form of balanced broadcasting to stay on the air ... but the bias is there all the same for his "loyal followers".
 

Thande

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But of course, all these guys are going to be dead by 1984 ... so could be fun after that.

Indeed, as with Gorbachev in OTL, the big question is what happens when the USSR gets its first leader (or troika of leaders, or whatever) who wasn't born until after the October Revolution.
 

John Farson

Banned
If Dawn of the Dead comes out more or less the same in TTL, I can imagine people seeing the bickering between the talk show hosts and the government scientists in the film as a metaphor for the kind of combative talk shows as embodied by Agnew, particularly the kind where it's seen to be more important to be loud and drown out the other guy than to provide any pertinent information.
 

John Farson

Banned
BTW, apart from Agnew's fanboys, how do people feel about having a former president basically being a TV entertainer (cuz that's what he really is at the end of the day, Walter Cronkite he ain't)? Even though he can't even be referred to as an ex-president due to him being removed from office, I could imagine a large number of people thinking he's disgracing the office even more, if that were possible.

I could certainly imagine Gavin and Nixon wanting to have nothing to do with him. And one of them is an ex-president who did time in the slammer!
 
The debate between Agnew and Boutelle was pretty epic- not quite Agnew/Wallace epic, but up there.

Oh, and congratz on over 100,000 views!
 
Oh crap. Now the Republicans want to disenfranchise NYC...that won't end well.

Clashing ideologues aside, at least Agnew is giving the SWP guy a chance to put forward his views, which is more than you can say for his more modern OTL counterparts.

Like I said before, liberals shouldn't worry. This TL is on a clear path to abolishing all center right views within a decade.
 
BTW, apart from Agnew's fanboys, how do people feel about having a former president basically being a TV entertainer (cuz that's what he really is at the end of the day, Walter Cronkite he ain't)? Even though he can't even be referred to as an ex-president due to him being removed from office, I could imagine a large number of people thinking he's disgracing the office even more, if that were possible.

I could certainly imagine Gavin and Nixon wanting to have nothing to do with him. And one of them is an ex-president who did time in the slammer!

That's funny, I had a good laugh over this ("ex-president who did time in the slammer!"). Nixon should be happy because he can point to Agnew say, "hey, I'm nowhere near as bad as that guy." Of course, he has to take the blame for making Agnew a national figure in the first place.

In TTL you've got a situation where two out of three living ex-Presidents disgraced the office, and there's controversy about LBJ as well, not a good run for the office over the previous decade. If anything, Gavin stands out well in contrast to the rest, and so might not want to be associated with any of them, although he handed Nixon a fig leaf in the form of a clemency, recognizing that leaving an ex-President with no means of support or respect was probably not a good idea. (For the man or for the office). The worst that can be said about Gavin is that he was troubled by a sex scandal, which was far tamer than Watergate or Agnew's antics.

Nixon is a convicted felon, a point his enemies will love to use against him if he should try to get back into the political arena.

I agree that Agnew is the master of a Howard Bele-esque three ring circus - what probably attracts viewers is the unique quality, you never know what's going to happen next. Meanwhile political figures will want to go through an Agnew grilling because it can raise their profile, or reach an audience outside of the mainstream, or just set tongues wagging.

Agnew's audience will be a segment we now call the conservative base, a middle class/working class group of viewers who are disgusted with establishment politics and networks because they feel that the establishment has screwed them over the past decade what with inflation, unemployment and a slow economy. Conservatives want these voters, and Agnew is positioning himself to be the king-maker on the right.

Does the wider audience and the network world take him seriously, probably not. Johnny Carson probably takes nightly cuts at him, but people like Cronkite would ignore him - except in 1976 when Uncle Walty felt he had to take Agnew to the woodshed and condemned him on the air without actually mentioning his name. Plenty of people would probably think Agnew is a joke, or look down their nose at him. Agnew would in turn play that as the effete liberals mocking him and through him the ordinary American, much as actually did as Nixon's VP.

There's no law that says a former President can't disgrace the office - in this case you've got a guy who pardoned himself of major felonies while he was President and was the first in history to be removed by a conviction in the Senate. The bar is pretty low to start with. For TTL I just picture him making the most of it, and by building an "alternate news voice" he is sticking it to his former enemies all the while laughing all the way to the bank. And isn't that the American way? :rolleyes:
 
Oh crap. Now the Republicans want to disenfranchise NYC...that won't end well.

Sorry, the FDH really, really doesn't make sense. Why take the risk of a constitutional challenge and potential disenfranchising of New York when you can just do what's been done every other time a local government defaults -- impose "emergency financial management" over the heads of the elected city officials, either as part of a bankruptcy agreement or a bail-out?

Besides which, Albany would never go for it. NYC was 43% of the state population in 1970. Depending on how the redistricting knife cut, NYC might be anywhere from 40-50% of the state legislature. That would require a near-unanimous vote for expulsion from the upstaters, because no legislator from the city will vote to eliminate his own job (or at best relegate it as "advisory" to the Congress). And some of those upstaters will realize that ditching the city may lead to a permanent GOP majority, or be Long Islanders uncertain about cutting themselves off from the rest of the state, or just be plain unwilling to cut the state in two over a temporary flap...

Note that, according the Genocide, both Speakers of the NY House around this time were from the City, in which case the FDH bill likely never even gets a vote.

What likely happens to New York is that the Feds agree to shoulder a bailout in exchange for getting to choose the state's emergency manager for the city. The emergency manager locks Beame out of his office, makes all manner of unpopular cuts and/or taxes, probably sparks a bunch of demonstrations and a strike or two, and generally does the thankless job of getting the city's finances back in order.

Of course, if the blackout then goes as badly as OTL while the city is under an un-elected government, things could get quite ugly indeed...

EDIT: BTW, if they actually tried this "shared sovereignty" moonshine, Scalia would be launching his court case on November 3, 1976 on behalf of one Ronald Reagan, arguing that New York ought to be stripped of the 15-or-so electoral votes allocated to it for Congressmen who no longer represent the state; an egregious violation of "one man, one vote", and that therefore Reagan is the rightful winner of the Presidential election. He'd probably win. But then, Congress would've seen this coming and been unwilling to risk yet another Presidential constitutional crisis...

If the goal is to increase Federal involvement in the city, then they'd play a role in the creation of the Emergency Management Authority. If the idea is that the Feds want some payback for a bailout, then have them either buy some of the more profitable city assets (not sure what those would be specifically -- a share of the port authority, maybe?) or lease them until the city got it's shit together.

If you're trying to break up New York, now, it's entirely possible that after a couple of years of an unpopular, unelected government, for which both Albany and Washington share in the blame, combined with an incompetent and/or cold-hearted response to the blackout, a movement grows in New York City to secede from New York and form their own state -- and given the "good riddance" attitude this is likely to engender from upstate, that could very well have legs.

So, by 1980, you could have the State of Hudson, with the capital in New York, and the State of New York, no longer containing any part of New York City, with the capital in Albany. Eastern Long Island will be torn between joining Hudson, remaining as an out-of-place appendage on New York, forming it's own state, or joining Connecticut. (That last would probably make the most sense demographically.)
 
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Dysfunctional Marriages

June 25, 1977

The President and Governor Carey Address FDH Constitutional Concerns

New York (AP) --- Amidst constitutional concerns over the current arrangement of the Federal District of the Hudson (FDH), New York Governor Hugh Carey and President George Wallace today agreed to an amendment to the original accord signed in 1975 by Governor Carey and President James Gavin. Under the revised agreement the city of New York will be returned to the jurisdiction of New York State. This will resolve constitutional questions about New York City’s representation in Congress as well as addressing persistent criticism from legislators in Albany over the representation of the FDH, and the loss of to the State of substantial tax revenues. Some tax jurisdictions along with responsibilities for public services will also be returned to New York State.

The Federal government will maintain a strong control over the management of New York City itself in the form of the Federal District of the Hudson Management Authority. New York City declared bankruptcy in 1975, leading to a panic in Albany and a fear that the State’s revenues would be depleted in trying to support New York City’s shortfall, thus affecting the State wide budget deficit and the State’s credit rating. The Gavin Administration had stepped in to take direct federal control of the bankrupt city and administer it directly while it was in a form of receivership. That situation will remain, with the FDHMA administering the city’s finances. New York City’s finances will be directed overall by a board composed jointly of federal and New York State officials with some representation from New York City.

New York City will also be allowed a form of elected self-government in the form of an elected board of councilors who will be empowered to negotiate with the FDHMA and the New York State government over city services and programs, however financial control with remain with Albany and the FDHMA. The office of Mayor is not currently being revived. The last occupant, Mayor Abraham Beame, was relieved by the Federal government after the creation of the Federal District of the Hudson.

"This whole things shows that temporary fixes need to be careful not to tread on the Constitution," President Wallace observed. "Lately I hear Republicans carping about this set-up, like somehow they were bystanders when all this was goin' on. But it was Republican lawyers workin' for my predecessor who opened this can of worms. But no matter, I'm here to fix it. And anyone who thinks they can make political points over this, well, that goose is done now."

While the President had plenty of harsh words for the Gavin Administration's part in creating the FDH, he was sparing in his comments about Governor Hugh Carey, a fellow Democrat. About the Governor's role in the creation of the FDH the President only remarked, "Governor Carey is working hard for the people of his State. I admire his initiative and support the great work he has been doing for the people of New York. I look forward to seein' him re-elected next year."

Governor Carey was said only, "we met the emergency with a temporary tool, and now we're ready to move on. I don't think anyone expected the FDH arrangement to be permanent, and we're ready to return to a more normal arrangement."


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October 2, 1977



President, First Lady argue in front of foreign dignitary - renews speculation about the state of the First Marriage


Washington, DC (AP) ---- Rumors continue to swirl over the state of the First Marriage after reports that President George Wallace and First Lady Cornelia Wallace quarreled loudly during a state reception for the visiting President of Zambia, Kenneth Kaunda last Friday. The President and Mrs. Wallace were heard to raise their voices in an ante room behind the East Room of the White House, where the reception was being held: at times their raised voices were “quite loud” according witnesses. Vice President Katzenbach and President Kaunda attempted to distract guests during the argument with an exchange of toasts and greetings. Shortly thereafter Mrs. Wallace left Washington and is currently said to be in seclusion with relatives in Sebring, Florida. The President completed the official reception without her.

Cornelia Ellis Wallace is best known for her valiant stand to protect then Governor Wallace after he had been shot by Arthur Bremer in a Laurel, Maryland parking lot on May 15, 1972, during that year’s Democratic Presidential primaries. Mrs. Wallace flung herself over the wounded Governor in order to act as a human shield against any further shots being fired upon him. Bremer was overpowered by by-standers and no further shots were fired. Mrs. Wallace remained prominently at the Governor’s side during his long and painful recovery and his successful bid for re-election as Alabama Governor in 1974.

However, in 1975 their marriage fell on hard times and the Governor and Mrs. Wallace separated. They reached a reconciliation during the latter half of the 1976 Democratic Primaries, and Cornelia Wallace was prominent at Governor’s side at during the 1976 Democratic convention and during the Presidential election that fall. Many Wallace observers from Alabama assumed that the future first couple had reconciled their differences.

Friday’s squabble and other recent reports of volatility in the first marriage have suggested that the reconciliation reached in 1976 is not as final as may have been thought. In Montgomery there were rumors of infidelity on the part of Mrs. Wallace, but the office of then Governor Wallace strongly denied them. Despite that denial, they have persisted in the Alabama state capitol since.

White House press secretary Joe Schuster refused to comment on the state of the Wallaces’ marriage, calling it “a private matter unrelated to the function of the Presidency. President Wallace remains on the job and fully engaged in the governing of our nation.”

When asked about a possible divorce, Schuster replied that the question was “out of bounds...nothing but sensationalism and rumor-mongering for its own sake. The President finds that kind of thing beneath contempt and we will not add one iota of dignity to it by addressing it any further.” No President has divorced his wife while serving.

President Kaunda was in Washington as part of an effort by the Wallace Administration to develop better relationships with the nations of sub-Saharan Africa. Many leaders in that part of the world were dismayed when Wallace – best known for his pro-segregation stand in the early and mid-1960’s – was elected President. The Soviet Union made much of Wallace’s 1963 “segregation forever” speech in its propaganda in Africa in an effort to alienate the people there from the United States. That propaganda effort may have succeeded as polls show that many Africans hold the “segregation forever” speech as their dominant impression of the President.

According to high level sources the Wallace Administration is hoping to put together a multiple nation tour for the President in 1978, so that he can dispel that image and promote the United States in Africa.

Whether Mrs. Wallace will be with him on such a tour if it comes to pass remains a subject of conjecture.

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AWESOME timeline, man. And I like the debate between Agnew and a Socialist Congressman. Just the fact that there's a Socialist Congressman in the '70s makes me addicted to this TL, let alone all the other pure awesomeness of this.:D
 
Huh, they divorced in OTL, didn't they?

In January 1978, after a long and acrimonious battle. He had tapes of her phone conversations with various lovers, she tried to sell the press on salacious stories about him and his associates, which they didn't pick-up largely because she wasn't considered credible.

I'm premising ITTL that she wanted to be First Lady, but that the volatile nature of their marriage resurfaced. His disability was also a factor in the deterioration of the marriage.
 
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