Fear, Loathing and Gumbo on the Campaign Trail '72

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March 19, 1976-Takin' It To The Streets, Michael McDonald's first solo album since the breakup of the Doobie Brothers following the death of Tom Johnston due to complications from a bleeding ulcer the year before, is released.

May 31, 1976-What A Country, a road-trip comedy starring Andy Kaufman and a young Yakoff Smirnoff as newly arrived Russian immigrants in contemporary America, is released. Although Kaufman, in his "Foreign Man" persona, is the lead character, Smirnoff, who emigrated to the U.S. in 1970 and was encouraged to go into acting by another recent immigrant, Arnold Schwarzenegger, is the film's breakout star, as much of the film's humor comes from his observations about American life, particularly the hard times that many are going through, leading to his famous catch-phrase, "America-What a Country!" The film receives positive reviews and becomes one of the year's biggest hits.

June 1, 1976-Jimmy Hoffa comes out of hiding to lead a nationwide trucker's strike over the proposed National Transportation Revitilzation and Reform Bill, saying that the legislation, if passed after the election, would kill the American trucking industry in favor of the railways. Although there is little actual violence, National Guard troops are stationed along some of the country's busiest interstates and freeways in coordination with various state police forces. He also expresses support for Spiro Agnew as an independent Presidential candidate, saying, "He's a real patriot, a real American, and if the courts had any guts they'd let him run!"

June 5, 1976-In a rare public speech, which is meant for foreign audiences and not seen or heard by most Chinese, Mao Yuanxin effectively declares China's isolationist policy, saying, "We have achieved internal peace and security through continuing the principals of the Revolution and the Great Plan that has been laid out for us as the Chairman's vision. We care not what the other countries of the world, who are mired in poverty, corruption, and war, do, so long as they do not bother us. We will continue on our own course, to determine our own destiny."

NOTE: I couldn't remember if Hoffa had been killed in TTL or not; but I think he went into hiding, so here's an update on his whereabouts. Also on the possible status of Agnew's attempts to get on the ballot (although the clock is ticking at this point!)

Also, Smirnoff didn't come to the U.S. until 1977 OTL, so I decided to give his career a boost by letting him come earlier.:)
 
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Will Agnew's ranting eventually go too far or is he popular enough to get away with pretty much anything? Maybe he's unlikely to wound his ratings (I can't imagine anyone who would be offended watching his programme in the first place) but surely he'll make a serious mistake sooner or later and bring the wrath of the public down on him?

Is Walter Cronkite still "the most trusted man in America" or did that not happen in real life until later on?

Wallace giving Agnew palpatations was one of my favourite bits so far, by the way! :D
 
March 19, 1976-Takin' It To The Streets, Michael McDonald's first solo album since the breakup of the Doobie Brothers following the death of Tom Johnston due to complications from a bleeding ulcer the year before, is released.

May 31, 1976-What A Country, a road-trip comedy starring Andy Kaufman and a young Yakoff Smirnoff as newly arrived Russian immigrants in contemporary America, is released. Although Kaufman, in his "Foreign Man" persona, is the lead character, Smirnoff, who emigrated to the U.S. in 1970 and was encouraged to go into acting by another recent immigrant, Arnold Schwarzenegger, is the film's breakout star, as much of the film's humor comes from his observations about American life, particularly the hard times that many are going through, leading to his famous catch-phrase, "America-What a Country!" The film receives positive reviews and becomes one of the year's biggest hits.

OK

June 1, 1976-Jimmy Hoffa comes out of hiding to lead a nationwide trucker's strike over the proposed National Transportation Revitilzation and Reform Bill, saying that the legislation, if passed after the election, would kill the American trucking industry in favor of the railways. Although there is little actual violence, National Guard troops are stationed along some of the country's busiest interstates and freeways in coordination with various state police forces. He also expresses support for Spiro Agnew as an independent Presidential candidate, saying, "He's a real patriot, a real American, and if the courts had any guts they'd let him run!"

Hoffa is in hiding. He'll be making another contribution shortly.

June 5, 1976-In a rare public speech, which is meant for foreign audiences and not seen or heard by most Chinese, Mao Yuanxin effectively declares China's isolationist policy, saying, "We have achieved internal peace and security through continuing the principals of the Revolution and the Great Plan that has been laid out for us as the Chairman's vision. We care not what the other countries of the world, who are mired in poverty, corruption, and war, do, so long as they do not bother us. We will continue on our own course, to determine our own destiny."

Possible, but he would get some other front man to do it. The Lesser Mao is mystery figure to most of the world right now and he likes it like that.

Also on the possible status of Agnew's attempts to get on the ballot (although the clock is ticking at this point!)

Not unless he can get a Constitutional re-write or 5 USSC Justices on his side.

Also, Smirnoff didn't come to the U.S. until 1977 OTL, so I decided to give his career a boost by letting him come
earlier.:)

OK
 
Will Agnew's ranting eventually go too far or is he popular enough to get away with pretty much anything? Maybe he's unlikely to wound his ratings (I can't imagine anyone who would be offended watching his programme in the first place) but surely he'll make a serious mistake sooner or later and bring the wrath of the public down on him?

Is Walter Cronkite still "the most trusted man in America" or did that not happen in real life until later on?

Wallace giving Agnew palpatations was one of my favourite bits so far, by the way! :D

Agnew sounds like Rush Limbaugh or Glenn Beck without a sense of humor. I think he appeals to a certain hardcore conservative audience in the long run. Right now he seems to be tapping into the general anger and anti-Washington mood. He may actually flame out if Reagan gets elected.:D
 
Florida Recount

April 27, 1976

FLORIDA DELEGATES AWARDED TO REAGAN


Tallahassee, FL (AP) – After nearly eight weeks of disputed counts in the Republican Florida primary, a final recount has been certified by the Florida Secretary of State Bruce Smathers and the State’s 80 delegates awarded to former California Governor Ronald Reagan. At the time of the Florida primary on March 9th, President Gavin and Governor Reagan had each been awarded 268,470 votes out of a total of 958,822 valid votes accepted. This created a tie. A number of other ballots were in dispute due to marking irregularities. Polls taken immediately before the Florida primary had placed the President and Governor Reagan in a dead heat.


After an initial recount that produced the same result, Florida authorities had attempted to certify the vote as a tie and split Florida’s delegates between the two candidates, however both the Gavin and Reagan campaigns immediately disputed that ruling. These challenges, joined by the Percy, Bush, Connally and Williams campaigns, resulted in a series of further court challenges by the campaigns, leading to a tortuous series of recounts.


The recounts were themselves interrupted by challenges from the various campaigns in disputes concerning the rules, the recount procedures and the admissibility of certain ballots. Among the areas of dispute were questions about the admissibility of poorly marked ballots, where the punch hole next to a candidate’s name had not been fully perforated, or cases where not punch hole had been marked, but the voter had written the name of their preferred candidate on the ballot itself.


Among the more arcane challenges was one made by the John Connally campaign over the admissibility of ballots with Reagan’s name spelled as “Regan” or “Reagain”. Both were ruled admissible as the voter’s intent was clear. However, “Ragein” was disallowed as it could have referred to the voter’s intent, or voters rage at the choices. Misspellings such as “Connerly”, “Gabbin” and “Woollyams” were also accepted as the voter’s intent was discernible. Votes for “Sean Connery” and “Clark Kent” were discarded. Several discarded ballots had obscenities written on them. Two write-in votes for Alabama Governor George Wallace, a candidate in the Democratic primary, were added to Wallace's totals in that primary.


The final certification awards Reagan the victory with 268,823 votes to 268,679 for President Gavin (of 959,911 ballots ruled admissible), a margin of 144 votes for Reagan. The awarding of all of Florida’s delegates to Governor Reagan changes the national Republican delegate count to 333.1 for Mr. Reagan, 245.7 for President Gavin, 102.2 for Senator Charles Percy of Illinois and 30 uncommitted delegates from Iowa.


Reagan is now clearly the front runner going into the next series of primaries.

Reagan campaign spokesman Michael Deaver expressed the candidate’s “satisfaction with the recount process. “

White House Press Secretary Roger Mudd said that “while we are disappointed with the outcome, the President and all of his staff fully support the democratic process and we accept the final count as being legally valid.”

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Note: Sorry, I had intended to thread this through the March and April segment as a source of on-going tension between the Gavin and Reagan campaigns as Florida officials tried to sort out the State’s primary vote. However, it slipped my mind for some reason until Fleetlord Hart pointed it out (thanks Fleetlord). So here’s the result, anyway, sorry for the broken suspense.
 
Greek Islands under Turkish Occupation 1976

Samothrace
Lemnos
Lesbos
Nisos Agios
Chios
Psara
Samos
Icara
Patmos
Leros
Kalymnos
Rhodes
Karpathos
Kassos



West of that line the islands are still under Greek control, anything east of that line are under Turkish control.


In a number of places the population would resist deportation, with some predictable results. On some islands there are holdouts - patriots to the Greeks, bandits to the Turks.
 
Republik Maluku Selatan (RMS)

The South Moluccas consist of about 150 islands in the Banda Sea, and is the southern part of the Maluku Islands. The main islands are Seram, Ambon, and Buru. A large portion of the people of the South Moluccas are Melanesian Christians, numbering about more than half a million. The islands are a part of the Republic of Indonesia and are administered as a province (Maluku). It is also the birthplace of the counter revolutionary movement called Republik Maluku Selatan (RMS). Notable South Moluccan communities outside Indonesia can be found in the Netherlands as well as in the United States. In the colonial era South Moluccans were considered a Martial Race of the Dutch East Indies.

In Spring 1975 some Moluccans attempted to kidnap Juliana, queen of the Netherlands.

On March 3 that year two South-Moluccan youngsters were stopped by the police and found carrying weapons and ammunition in their car. Their plan was to rent a heavy truck and crash into the gate of the Soestdijk Palace where Juliana resided, and then with 37 others kidnap the queen. The goal was to force the Dutch government to acknowledge the Republik Maluku Selatan (RMS) independent state and try to make the Indonesian government do the same. This was one of a series of actions for this cause during the 1970s.

Seventeen South-Moluccan youngsters were tried and convicted and sentenced to up to 6 years imprisonment.


December 2 – 19, 1975

On December 2, 1975 seven South Moluccan terrorists seized a train with about 50 passengers on board in open countryside near the village of Wijster, halfway between Hoogeveen and Beilen in the northern part of the Netherlands. The hijacking lasted for 12 days and three hostages were killed.

The attackers came from a village Bovensmilde where a few years later a primary school was seized. The attackers hid their weapons disguised as presents for the Sinterklaas holiday on December 5.

At the same time seven other South-Moluccans took hostage of the Indonesian Consulate in Amsterdam.

The South-Moluccans came to the Netherlands for a temporary stay, promised by the Dutch government that they would get their own independent state, Republik Maluku Selatan (RMS). For about 25 years they lived in temporary camps, often in poor conditions. After these years the younger generation felt betrayed by the Dutch government for not giving them their independent state and they started radical actions to draw attention to their case.

When on the third day the Dutch government hadn't given the hijackers what they wanted, 22 year old national serviceman Leo Bulter was executed and both bodies were thrown out of the train on the rails. That night 14 hostages managed to escape from the train. The next day young economist Bert Bierling was brought to the doors and shot dead in full view of the police and the military as well as the press. The dead bodies thrown from the train were only allowed to be taken away a couple of days later.

On December 14 the hijackers surrendered. Among reasons for surrender were reports about retaliations on the Moluccan islands and the below zero temperatures in and around the train.

The hijackers were convicted to sentences of 14 years. The most fanatic member of the hijackers, Eli Hahury, could not live with the failure of the hijacking and committed suicide in prison in 1978.

On December 4, 1975 six armed Moluccans raided the Indonesian consulate in Amsterdam in support of a train hijacking near the village of Wijster which had started two days before.

One hostage tried to flee by jumping out of a window but fell 10 metres (30 ft) and died five days later.

After negotiations the children were released.

The crisis ended on December 19 when the hostage-takers surrendered after being given vague promises of meetings with Dutch and Indonesian authorities to talk about their case.

The hostage-takers were later convicted and given 7 year sentences.

The actions of the RMS in the Netherlands in 1975 lead the North Korean International Directorate to take an interest in their movement and activities.
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Agnew sounds like Rush Limbaugh or Glenn Beck without a sense of humor. I think he appeals to a certain hardcore conservative audience in the long run. Right now he seems to be tapping into the general anger and anti-Washington mood. He may actually flame out if Reagan gets elected.:D

I agree that he's the Beck-Limbaugh of his age, and he is attracting attention because of who he is (that's his "star power"), and because he is a novelty on television for the 1976 election season. He may or may not last. As WVR notes he is exploiting the agnst of his times, just as others did on the radio during the 1930's.

A lot will depend on where the country goes over the next few years as to whether Agnew will remain popular. And I could see him and Hughes Network having a free speech fight with the FCC.

On the other hand, both Wallace and Bayh (and Gov. Goldwater) have found ways to use him too.

Uncle Waltie is still the most respected name in the business, which is why Agnew fired back at Cronkite's implicit criticism of him. The difference is that Agnew is speaking to a growing audience share that feels removed from the mainstream by the economic conditions.
 

Chios, Lesbos, and Rhodes are going to be particularly hostile. Though I suspect even Greece's current government is unwilling to just outright cede the islands.

Wonderful, the Eastern Mediterranean is truly screwed for the next decade or so. :rolleyes: :p
 
April 2 1976-Dallas, a new drama starring William Shatner as J.R. Ewing, the scheming oldest son of a Texas oil family, premiers on CBS. Influenced by movies like "Giant" and "Hud," the series is set in the mid-1930s and centers around J.R.'s attempts to make his own fortune during the Great Depression by taking advantage of the suffering and failures of others. Shatner's character is reportedly based very loosely on George H.W. Bush.
 
Chios, Lesbos, and Rhodes are going to be particularly hostile. Though I suspect even Greece's current government is unwilling to just outright cede the islands.

Wonderful, the Eastern Mediterranean is truly screwed for the next decade or so. :rolleyes: :p

Cede never; they're just not in a position to do much about it until they resolve their problems on the mainland. But then....
 
Yep. Well, as usual, I like the second version better. Here's my take on the Cambodia situation ITL. Make of it what you will...

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"By '76, every American in Cambodia that I knew was wondering what the point was. Oh, we all knew what it was in theory--protect the Khmer Republic from FUNK and GRUNK*. The problem is, by that point, FUNK and GRUNK were finished--paper organizations with no real power. The NVA had pulled out of Cambodia, and Prince Sihanouk hadn't been heard of since the Lesser Mao seized power, which just--destroyed whatever popular support they might have had. The only people left were the Khmer Rouge, and they'd been decapitated when the North Vietnamese sold out the leadership in return for Nol's boys looking the other way while they moved out the really big guns. What was left spent more time fighting each other than FANK**, usually over disputes in communist ideology, or family feuds--sometimes both at once. Remember, these were pretty much--mountain tribes that the Khmer Rouge had recruited, and with the leadership gone, they reverted back to type...

"So--there was no reason to be there, and nobody to fight worth fighting. But damn it, Black Papa and Little Brother*** had decided that as long as their next door neighbors were enjoying the US gravy train, they were going to too. And damn it, if they didn't. There were always enough reports of Khmer Rouge activity to justify American support and aid as long as the Lons wanted it. And for the moment, they wanted it.

"It was just--bizarre. It was the fight against communism, and America was supporting this regime that was downright--Stalinesque. There were pictures of Lon Nol popping up everywhere--you couldn't go down a city block in Phnom Penh and not see a giant smiling billboard of Black Papa looking down on you, usually with some inane motto on it. I remember one that said 'The President bids you all to enjoy yourself, and wash your hands after a meal'. And there was another one that went 'Good food, good drink, good times--isn't Black Papa looking after us?'. And it wasn't just in Phnom Penh--by this point, every little village had a picture of Lon Nol displayed in some public place. They were like--shrines. People would leave offerings to them--a few coins, a bowl of rice. Once, I saw a wristwatch in one. I think the villagers resented them at first--but eventually they accepted them. Even appreciated them. You have to understand--Cambodians were fiercely devoted to the royal family, and with Sihanouk gone, that left this huge hole for most people. Nol understood that hole--he felt it himself--and he tried to fill it, as best he could. I know some people think the signs were Lon Non's idea, but--that was all classic Black Papa.

"I think everyone was surprised, at how--off, Nol got. I've heard talk about a stroke and that might have been some of it, with power being the rest of it, but still... He was horribly unpredictable. He could be happy one minute, sad the next, call you his best friend after meeting you, and then start claiming you were a spy. Once, at a state dinner, he stopped in the middle of a toast, and had them move the entire thing--the people, the food, the furniture--to another room, because he thought the place had picked up an 'evil aura' while he was speaking. And then he started his toast just where he'd left off... He definitely wasn't up to running a government full time, so he let Little Brother take care of that. Non--well, he wasn't selling weapons to the Khmer Rouge, anymore. Largely because they couldn't afford them. But he was still incredibly corrupt, with ties to the international heroin market, and God knows what else. But he was loyal to his brother, and he got the job done, in his own way. Nol would come up with the vision--the horrible, insane vision--and Non, he'd make that vision a hideous reality, as best he could, all while making money along the way...

"They tell me he made a fortune off the loot from all those Vietnamese and Cham villages he wiped out during the purges. I believe it. Everyone should have seen those coming, you know that? When Nol was coming into power, he--encouraged anti-Vietnamese riots, and they got so ugly that North AND South Vietnam condemned them. Well, Black Papa said he was sorry and he'd learned his lesson, and in a way he did--after that, he left killing Vietnamese to the professionals, and he kept it quiet. You always heard rumors, of horrible things happening to non-Khmers, but--never anything definite. I remember once--I was being bussed to the latest 'great FANK victory' and I passed a small village. Two days later, I go back the same way--and the village is gone. Not ruined. Not abandoned. Just--gone. Like it was never there. Well, I make some inquiries, and at first, I'm told there was no village. I keep at it, and then I'm told--that village was under threat from guerillas, so we relocated the villagers. Destroyed the houses so the Khmer Rouge couldn't use them. And from that story, they will not budge. So--years later, I'm talking with an old friend of mine from back then, and he tells me... that it was a Vietnamese village. And that FANK had just--wiped it out on an 'anti-guerilla' mission...

"Why didn't someone--take care of it? You mean--unseat the Lons, is that what you're suggesting? They'd tried that with Diem, and we all knew how that went. I think the CIA and the military just decided that where Black Papa was concerned, they would just look the other way, and hope for the best. I think they'd invested so much time, money and effort into keeping Lon Nol in power, that they just--refused to examine things too closely, because they knew if they probed to deeply, they'd find things out they didn't want to know. Things that, if they knew, they'd be obliged to report, and that would make them look very, very bad. And--it's not like Black Papa was having them execute people in the city streets. All the real nasty stuff was done in secret. Life in Cambodia then was just--slightly off. Like a funhouse mirror. They could tell themselves that they'd done a good thing, keeping him in power.

"At least--they could then. But once Nol was sure he had a free hand..."

--Sidney Schanberg Interview, 'Black Papa Wishes You Well', Academy Award Nominee 1986, Best Documentary, Winner Cannes Film Festival Prix du Jury

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*FUNK and GRUNK: Front Uni National du Kampuchea and Gouvernement Royal d'Union Nationale du Kampuchea respectively. Sihanouk's officially recognized resistance organization and government in exile. Both of these were communist-backed.

**FANK: Force Armée Nationale Khmère--Lon Nol's retooled Cambodian

***Black Papa and Little Brother: Nicknames for Lon Nol, and his younger brother, Lon Non. Lon Nol invented the nickname 'Black Papa' himself--it referred to the dark skin he felt was the mark of a true Khmer.

I like this and it is consistent with this TL so I'll accept it as part of it. I like the bit about putting the two Vietnams together in a common cause against Lon Nol.

A couple of things: The US is also throwing support to Son Sann to diversify the Cambodian government. Even if that fails, its still likely to lead to some conflict.

President Ngô Quang Trưởng of South Vietnam is also a tough customer and not one to be easily cowed. He still has a military presence in Cambodia and would act to protect ethnic Vietnamese. His South Vietnamese Army is far more effective than Lon Nol's forces at this point.
 
April 2 1976-Dallas, a new drama starring William Shatner as J.R. Ewing, the scheming oldest son of a Texas oil family, premiers on CBS. Influenced by movies like "Giant" and "Hud," the series is set in the mid-1930s and centers around J.R.'s attempts to make his own fortune during the Great Depression by taking advantage of the suffering and failures of others. Shatner's character is reportedly based very loosely on George H.W. Bush.

Interesting. The series you're pitching is actually (in terms of the OTL series) Jock Ewing's story, which they did as a two hour TV movie during the run of the series. But the idea has merit, in as much as the setting would fit the climate of the times -- this would sort of be an anti-Waltons.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dallas:_The_Early_Years

The influences here, which were the case OTL for Jock Ewing, would have been Clint Murchison Sr. and Syd Richardson more than GHW Bush. Actually if you're setting it in the 30's you might have a character resembling Prescott Bush (GHW's pa) in it.

How did you arrive at William Shatner for the part?
 
Interesting. The series you're pitching is actually (in terms of the OTL series) Jock Ewing's story, which they did as a two hour TV movie during the run of the series. But the idea has merit, in as much as the setting would fit the climate of the times -- this would sort of be an anti-Waltons.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dallas:_The_Early_Years

The influences here, which were the case OTL for Jock Ewing, would have been Clint Murchison Sr. and Syd Richardson more than GHW Bush. Actually if you're setting it in the 30's you might have a character resembling Prescott Bush (GHW's pa) in it.

How did you arrive at William Shatner for the part?

I thought of Denny Crane thirty years early...:D

Actually, Shatner was in a number of projects at this time, trying in vain to get a "Respectable" career after Star Trek. So, I gave him a break...
 
Delegate counts for both parties and the primary schedule. If the PDF transfer worked properly, you should get these in the attached file.
 

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I thought of Denny Crane thirty years early...:D

Actually, Shatner was in a number of projects at this time, trying in vain to get a "Respectable" career after Star Trek. So, I gave him a break...

Or TJ Hooker in a stetson?

OK. Robert Culp was actually the second choice to play it OTL. But we'll accept Shatner since he isn't working on any Star Trek projects right now.
 
Well, the downside is, probably no "Kingdom of the Spiders"...:p

April 25 1976-A riot starts at Dodger Stadium when a group of anti-government protesters are attacked by a crowd of baseball fans when they try to set fire to an American flag. Rick Monday, a center fielder for the Chicago Cubs, gains national attention when he is shown punching one of the protesters in the face. He later defends his actions by saying, "As bad as things are, there are some things you just don't mess with, and to me one of them is the Stars and Stripes."

June 24, 1976-General Motors announces a major restructuring plan that will focus on its core brands as a means of avoiding bankruptcy. The company also announces an experimental "Cars for clunkers" program in partnership with Hertz wherein car owners can trade in their older vehicles for newer, smaller models and use them as temporary rentals against the eventual purchase of a new car or truck.
 
Wouldn't something set in the '30s be harder to shoot than something set in the present day (or near past), as period pieces tend to be? Remember those shots of the Dallas skyline in the opening credits? Can't use those anymore. (Dallas was a huge hit in Romania.)

The Turkish closing of the Straits puts an indirect Soviet stranglehold on Romania's maritime trade. I've no idea if that was a large enough piece of our economy to determine a shift in our foreign policy, but it might have been. Don't expect work on the Danube-Black Sea to start until the Straits situation is cleared up.

Are there any resolutions being pushed at the UN concerning the Aegean islands? Do the Soviets find themselves forced to veto these?
 
Wouldn't something set in the '30s be harder to shoot than something set in the present day (or near past), as period pieces tend to be? Remember those shots of the Dallas skyline in the opening credits? Can't use those anymore. (Dallas was a huge hit in Romania.)

The Turkish closing of the Straits puts an indirect Soviet stranglehold on Romania's maritime trade. I've no idea if that was a large enough piece of our economy to determine a shift in our foreign policy, but it might have been. Don't expect work on the Danube-Black Sea to start until the Straits situation is cleared up.

Are there any resolutions being pushed at the UN concerning the Aegean islands? Do the Soviets find themselves forced to veto these?

They could do it like The Waltons and just show pictures of the Ewing ranch, the cast members in sepia tones, that sort of thing...
 
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