Hit biþ anmodlice to þe willa of God þæt æce gendales of þe eormencyn onufan þe middanȝearde þer hafast cymst abutan, hæbbende micelmest gefyrnness. Þas biþ, æfter þon, eallswa folgaþ- þe rices Asian, þe rices Egipta, þe rices Cjenan, þe rices African, þe rices Indian, end þe rices Europan. Þe eldmæst of þas bist þe rices Egipta, end þe ȝingest bist þe rices Europa. Ælc an of þas biþ gemercod æfter þon: þe middelmæst of þe rices Asian bist þe fyrn landes Mesopotamian, hwær þe Babilonburh lieȝest; his mæra westerne biþ þe Haimus beorgas hwær þas meteþ þe Adriatica sæs, his mæra norþern biþ þe micel horsgærstun, his mæra suþerne biþ þe micel ælæte, end his mæra eastern bist þe Indus æ. Þe middelmæst of þe rices Egipta bist þe nioþoweard Nilus æ hwær þe Memfisburh lieȝest, end bist bi æ end ælæte behringed. Þe middelmæst of þe rices Cjenan bist þe Ȝeolu æ hwær þe fyrn Þongdoburh lieȝest; his mæra westerne biþ þe Himalaȝa beorga hwilc to þe middanȝearde hrofe riseþ, his mæra norþern biþ þe eastern micel horsgærstun, his mæra suþerne biþ þe orwudes Nanȝe, end his mæra eastern bist þe eastern biganges æres. Þe middelmæst of þe rices African bist Aldafrica end þe fyrn Cartainaburh; his mæra westerne bist þe westerne biganges æres, his mæra norþern bist þe Wendelsæ, his mæra suþerne biþ þe micel ælæte, end his mæra eastern bist þe Siwa oasis. Þe middelmæst of þe rices Indian bist abitweonum þe Indus æ end þe Gandis æ hwær þe fyrn Afanteburh lieȝest; his mæra westerne bist þe Indus æ, his mæra norþerne biþ þe Himalaȝa beorga, his mæra suþerne bist þe sutherne biganges æres, end his mæra eastern bist þe Gandis æ. Þe middelmæst of þe rices Europan biþ þe landes Barda end Muntȝiof end þe fyrn Wiaburh; his mæra westerne bist þe westerne biganges æres, his mæra norþerne biþ þe landes isa, his mæra suþerne bist biþ þe þe Wendelsæ, end his mæra eastern biþ þe Haimus beorgas. Hit bist þe æþelu of þas ricu þæt ic sceal nu cunnie.
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