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  1. floppy_seal99

    An Age of Miracles Continues: The Empire of Rhomania

    I been playing an assload of Age of Empires 3 recently, and damn if I'm not curious about what these Romans would look like, since the TL is now firmly within that game's timeline. (1492 to 1876) Plus, they've got Ethiopians, Mexicans, and Japanese now in the game so the major Roman allies can...
  2. floppy_seal99

    An Age of Miracles Continues: The Empire of Rhomania

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW Now that’s fucking hilarious. ICE-COLD pun.
  3. floppy_seal99

    An Age of Miracles Continues: The Empire of Rhomania

    Well, uh, *everyone* knows who KZS is, the whole D3 meme is that nobody remembers the guy, making D3 some bigshot Servant in a DaVinci-like role in the Wandering Sea (I'd wager as a Caster-Class Servant with Presence Concealment A+++ [that increases to EX if you burn a copy of his biography] and...
  4. floppy_seal99

    An Age of Miracles Continues: The Empire of Rhomania

    Is...is Sack of Venice!Andreas I going to get the shoulder loli? You can't make him Berskerer without the character "cheating" and breaking the summoning ritual, they lose to foreigners. Niketas never lost. I'm guessing we get Basil II as either Lancer or Assassin here. (Buster NP Bulgaroctonos...
  5. floppy_seal99

    An Age of Miracles Continues: The Empire of Rhomania

    Borgia/Sforza: "This is anti-Italian discrimination!" Andreas I: "Did you idiot Lombards do anything to remove the reasons for discrimination?" Borgia/Sforza: "Yes, we simply acted as Italians deserve to do towards others." Andreas: "I'm going to grab Millard Filmore and his friends, give them...
  6. floppy_seal99

    An Age of Miracles Continues: The Empire of Rhomania

    Assuming none of the other TM ideological offshoots takes one of them larger-caliber [naughty reptile], uh, "beaver-hunting pieces" and sticks it (non-consensually, of course, what other cards did the colonists purposefully draw?) in the Triune Puritans, and the OG Massholes end up in charge of...
  7. floppy_seal99

    An Age of Miracles Continues: The Empire of Rhomania

    "We're coming to a mutually beneficial agreement or i tear up the railroads, even if you win, purely out of spite."
  8. floppy_seal99

    An Age of Miracles Continues: The Empire of Rhomania

    Are the underlying factors behind OTL Russia's declining birthrate amongst ethnic European Russians still gonna be a thing here? Sure, they're gonna have alot of soldiers and alot of people on sheer size alone, but how difficult will it be ITTL to increase the number of major population centers...
  9. floppy_seal99

    An Age of Miracles Continues: The Empire of Rhomania

    "Volume 12 of Lucky Star by Spiegel Guteswasser goes on sale this Monday"
  10. floppy_seal99

    An Age of Miracles Continues: The Empire of Rhomania

    Oh my god, what if Akihibara ITTL isn’t weeaboo central, but it becomes the campus of the biggest Orthodox university in Asia, or something similar… And the art form we associate with anime isn’t a Japanese invention, but a German one, or something from an equally absurd nation.
  11. floppy_seal99

    An Age of Miracles Continues: The Empire of Rhomania

    You know the meme of the Japanese guy yelling in the tunnel? Would his name be Takasios instead of Takeshi? "Stop it, Takasios, you don't have enough stamina." "No, I will become sex itself. I will absolutely become sex!"
  12. floppy_seal99

    An Age of Miracles Continues: The Empire of Rhomania

    And if DAS GERMANS come out svinging against: -A Triune state in which the King proudly wears the title of “CEO of racism” -A Roman Empire that actually fucking exists and did the “nothing personnel kid” to the Bulgarian national identity -A more cohesive Italy -saltine-colored Viet Cong in...
  13. floppy_seal99

    An Age of Miracles Continues: The Empire of Rhomania

    Some artist is gonna draw this in a particularly eye catching way and it’s gonna end up as a particularly edgy and feted meme in whatever ITTL’s interwebz looks like (particularly Black Twitter, a chick killing a Chihuahua with a wholeass pole arm seems right up its alley).
  14. floppy_seal99

    An Age of Miracles Continues: The Empire of Rhomania

    Yours isn't the only diminutive canine; if my 12-pounder had hands, she'd have been the first one calling for Michael Vick to be exonerated of all charges.
  15. floppy_seal99

    An Age of Miracles Continues: The Empire of Rhomania

    I could have sworn Rome had more than 12 themes, but I'm probably wrong.
  16. floppy_seal99

    An Age of Miracles Continues: The Empire of Rhomania

    Oh I wouldn't be so sure that the Triunes are headed for the shitter. I wouldn't be surprised if their crown prince was on 'dat grind tho' and basically turns himself into a real last one out of the gym, lunch pail blue collar kind of sovereign who's not innately super talented, but beat the...
  17. floppy_seal99

    An Age of Miracles Continues: The Empire of Rhomania

    African Christian Polities: "What if we pooled, like, all our heavy cavalry into like one big horse-shit-scented tarpit and told them to start passing around Bibles? We Africans are really good at putting shiny guys on horseback and pointing them at others." Ethiopia: "Yeah, that might work...
  18. floppy_seal99

    An Age of Miracles Continues: The Empire of Rhomania

    Ethiopia to the Roman sees and patriarchs: “Heard you was talking shit. Africa’s OUR turf.”
  19. floppy_seal99

    An Age of Miracles Continues: The Empire of Rhomania

    I’m guessing we’re gonna see a Patriarch not of Singapore, but of somewhere like Pyrgos or New Cnst.
  20. floppy_seal99

    An Age of Miracles Continues: The Empire of Rhomania

    If nothing else, we're gonna see a different disrespectful Greek tourist as the Rider-class Servant of Fate/Zero...with an added layer of irony that you're gonna see Ody paired up with an Englishman who's the opposite of his personality in every way...
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