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Egypt, somehow, owns land in Spain. Directly. Also, I am now Duke of the Upper Lorraine.

Holland controls Alexandria during the Third Crusade of 1133. I sent them a random vassalization request, and they accept. My response:"Holy Jesus, what retards." I invaded multiple sheikdoms and the Kingdom of Egypt twice because France was my ally. The first Croatian-Egyptian War...

Croatia's great king, Ljubimomir, has died at age 53. He was honored by the Church for his pious lifestyle (though centuries later it would be discovered he was his own wife's murderer) and beatified. His son, Petar, has taken over the prosperous realm. Petar has instituted new roads...

Things are going surprisingly well for Croatia. The King has turned fifty-one, and has accomplished far more than any could've expected of a child king. He has gained land in Iberia, Wales, and the Slavic lands due to his own power and his father's planning. Due to the multiple revolts...

My entry- In this timeline, Jesus follows his regular path as per OTL until his faithful capture by the Romans. Instead of being betrayed, Jesus raises a militia which fights the Romans. During the Roman siege of the city, Jesus escapes with several followers to Cyprus. Christ assumes...

Well, Pitt dies early in life. Without Pitt, England faces a heckuva fight without him.

It's recorded that during the first two years of his reign, Caligula was a noble and moderate ruler. As well-known, he had a break down and became Caligula as we know today. Now, let's say he avoids drinking so much wine (avoiding the possible lead poisoning) or manages to keep his...

Well, I muddled things up. My 900-no, wait, now it's 824 man army took over some nearby Duke's castle, but when they went to another province of theirs, they keep having to restart their siege randomly. I have my army slider set to max, but they keep dying off. Now the enemy is sieging...

When you convert an EUIII game with Mongols into Vicky, what do they become? Mongolia?

King. Croatian King-of Wales and Serbia, too. And Papal Controller. So cowardly murder can get you places.

Then Slovenia shall fight the Mongols-by murdering all the Khans.

Speaking of the Mongols, is there any way to make peace with them or are they always hostile?

I can try!

Yeah, I can't kick out the Byzantine Emperor. In other news, I murdered my wife and replaced her with an 18 year old so I can have an heir.

And now...King Lubby of Croatia, Wales and Serbia, warrior against the Byzantines and Hungarians, pay-offer of the Pope, vicous murderer, and 20 year old is-drum roll please-Papal controller. I can know excommunicate at will. Take that, bitches!

Umm..I'm fighting the Byzantines, they outnumber me incredibly, and now I'm resorting to playing Kill Bill with Emperors. I'm murdering every possible successor to the throne, then hopefully the Emperor himself. Byzantine is now tan.

Yeah, the royals moved to some place on the coast.

What does it mean when Byzantine turns brown? I killed the Emperor, and then it turned all muddy.

Well, in my quest to add the King of Serbia to my titles, I wound up fighting against Byzantium. I've taken two provinces, and soon I shall declare myself the King of Croatia, Wales, and Serbia. Take that, Papacy!

Well, Hungary gave up to me without me even fighting their armies. I just took the title of Duke of Temes and got gold.