I can't pronounce them either, but I'm not from there. I can pronounce local place names in Pennsylvania like Tulpehocken, Punxsutawney, Catasauqua, Conshohocken, Allegheny, Monongahela, Hokendaqua, Susquehanna, Manayunk, Passyunk, Kingsessing, and Wissahickon like the back of my hand, though...