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  1. The Director

    TLIAW: Making Murder Sound Respectable

    Just wanted to say this is excellent, Mumby. I especially like how it seems both modern and deiselpunk attitudes exist in the same world. Makes me wanna work on a Atompunk TL styled after this.
  2. The Director

    Hilarious Ways For Hitler to Die

    Says the guy who lost. :p:) Anyways, have another: In a secret Nazi facility deep in a hidden Antarctic jungle, the Nazi experiment on dinosaurs who are sick and tired of being Nazi guinea pigs. So, when Hitler visits the base he is attacked by velociraptors! While the SS scrambles to save...
  3. The Director

    Hilarious Ways For Hitler to Die

    Eh, mine was funnier. LOL. :D Also, is it bad that I like to think Churchill raped Hitler? Himmler: "Ah, Dr. Mengele! I presume that you are here to tell me about zee great successes of zee Bonerwehr, ja? Dr. Mengele: "Ja, um, about zat. Zee Bonerwehr is a problem to deal with." Himmler...
  4. The Director

    Hilarious Ways For Hitler to Die

    Here's another: Hitler is cursed by a gypsy to turn into a dickhead. Literally. And so, one day Eva Braun wakes up next Dolphy Dickhead, and runs screaming to the SS guards. The guards, however are reluctant to shoot the Fuhrer, and instead contact Himmler. Heiny determines that the fuhrer is...
  5. The Director

    Hilarious Ways For Hitler to Die

    After an accident at the front, the Fuhrer is put on a morphine drip. Enjoying the feeling it gives him, Hitler decides that drugs will make awesome wunderwaffe. Not only that, but he volunteers to test many experimental drugs. All this gets Hitler extremely high on everything from weed...
  6. The Director

    What's your favourite published Axis victory AH in any medium?

    Wolfenstein TNO, because THERE ARE NAZIS ON THE GODDAMN MOON! :p Seriously though the only bad part about that game was Da'at Yichud crap, which could have only resulted from a writers room were everyone was stoned off their rockers.
  7. The Director

    The Official Dieselpunk Thread

    Huh. I always thought that there was no such thing in WW2. Reminds me of the Helghast 'nade pistol in the first Killzone game. Come to think of it, the above weapon probably inspired the video game one. Big Red One Tank Hunter: Jagdverbande 502 Scharfurher: If your wondering...
  8. The Director

    The Weird, the Shocking, and The Suspenceful: an alternate comics story

    Oh hell yeah. :D Really hope they keep the grittiness ITTL. Speaking of which, what are cartoons like ITTL? I hope their more violent, I really do.
  9. The Director

    The Official Dieselpunk Thread

    Thanks! Speaking of Wolfenstein:
  10. The Director

    The Official Dieselpunk Thread

    With the Adrian-looking helmet and the Chauchat he could easily be from some sort of France where a socialist revolution took place. Anyways, a Deiselpunk Screaming Eagle: My apologies if its already been posted. And to go with the current robot thing:
  11. The Director

    WI: Soundtrack to 1980s American War

    How about some Killing Joke? Killing Joke - Wardance Killing Joke - Eighties Killing Joke - Requiem
  12. The Director

    AHC: Make AH replace Zombies in Pop Culture

    Alright, so with as few PoDs as possible make Alternate History take the place zombies hold in pop culture right now (ie media oversaturated with Alternate History stories, TV, movies and video games, although with more quality stories than zombies have OTL). The PoDs can take place anytime...
  13. The Director

    Switzerland Included in Anschluss

    Damn, forgot about the Luftwaffe. I should probably go to bed as I think lack of sleep is interfering with my thought processes.
  14. The Director

    Switzerland Included in Anschluss

    If Hitler invades things get bloody quickly as the Wehrmacht is bogged down in mountain passes (that are rigged to blow) fighting a people that are armed to the teeth and crazy prepared for an invasion. The Swiss are generally not known for handing their sovereignty over on a silver platter...
  15. The Director

    AH Title and Description Game

    An insane comedy TL. After killing the Balrog, Gandalf reincarnates not back in Middle-Earth, but in Los Angeles circa 2009. After tasting an utterly disgusting Doritos Locos Taco and getting over a case explosive diarrhea, he decides to build a Fast Food chain that actually tastes good. Despite...
  16. The Director

    The Weird, the Shocking, and The Suspenceful: an alternate comics story

    Nice! Jimi Hendrix is still alive! Great update.
  17. The Director

    Most Dystopic Alternate History.com Timeline

    If we're counting ASB TLs, then rvbomally's stuff wins this thread always. I mean just look at these: Ad Astra Per Aspera: A Modern History Vivere Militare Est Plus you've got Decades Of Darkness, which was good enough that it got a section of the site devoted to it. Edit: Ah, how did I...
  18. The Director

    Pre-War PODs that would lead to a CSA victory?

    That the south would lose the ACW is pretty much a foregone conclusion. Even with victories at Antietam and Gettysburg the South had a snowballs chance in hell of simply winning the war, let alone surviving in a post-war environment. That being said what are some pre-war PODs that would lead to...
  19. The Director

    AH Title and Description Game

    A DBWI sort of fic set in Mr. E's excellent TL. It is presented as prose narrative detailing what the principle players thought in the Atlas-Archie/DC deal that allowed such a thing to happen, and the eventual fall-apart of the deal. The TL is also interspersed with excellent fan comics that are...
  20. The Director

    Dark Pop Culture Timelines

    My god... my free-time has just been genocided. You're one sick person, ya know? :p I've been thinking about having Trent Reznor die of the heroin OD he had while on tour in London as part of something, but I really don't know the effect this would have on the wider musical environment.
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