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(insert date here): WWE Pro-wrestler, and "Pork'n'Beans" presidental candidate Apollo Crews sparks controversy among parents groups when he consumes powdered cleaner live on national television at (insert wrestling event here)

Any chance the Luciferian Crusade would try to infiltrate the "Pork'n'Beans" party, or would they consider it to crazy even for them?

(insert date here): A satirical online manifesto posted on (insert website here) calls for the creation of the "Pork'n'Beans" party, with the stated aim of freeing Pork'n'Beans Ben and other "political prisioners" overthrowing the "Reptillian Commie Freemason Conspiracy" and promoting the...

(insert date here) News of the C.A.G.E. # 411 incident and mass suicide of protestors sends share prices in (insert corporation here), manufacturers of the now infamous "Mr. Shiny" brand powdered cleaner to a record low of (insert dangerously low stock price here). In response, that company's...

(insert date here): Thousands of radical right wing protesters lead by controversial religious figure (insert name here) gather outside C.A.G.E. # 411 chanting "Free Pork'n'Beans Ben!" before consuming massive amounts of "Mr. Shiny" brand powdered cleaner, killing (insert number here) protestors.

(insert date here): In a televised interveiw on (insert news program here) Benjamin "Pork'n'Beans Ben" Johnson, former Overseer of C.A.G.E. # 411 defends his actions by saying "I eat Mr. Shinny cleaner all the time, never done me no harm" and blamed his arest and imprisionment on "Reptillian...

(insert date here): Residents of the Las Vegas area C.A.G.E. # (insert number here) begin to exhibit signs of severe paranoia and mass hysteria.

(insert date here): (insert name here, "soup can harry" expy) Overseer for the Boston area C.A.G.E. # (insert number here) is placed in (insert name here) home for the criminally insane after poisioning several members of his community by placing (insert band name here) powdered cleaner in their...

Actually, it was inspired by Vault 106 from fallout 3. Here, as there, the implication should be that the residents are being intentionally druged with powerful halocinogens, only this time in the water rather than the air. But you're right, the Flint thing does make a good parallel, as long as...

(Insert date here): FDA investigators discover trace amounts of LSD in the water supply of C.A.G.E. # 420 located in (insert american city here)

One slight nitpick about the above posts. To be consitant it should be C.A.G.E. instead of just CAGE, and should be numbered instead of just " The C.A.G.E. community in x place" it should be "C.A.G.E # y in x place".

I wanted something at least as horrific as the Vaults in Fallout ended up being. Let me know if I went to far, or not far enough or whatever.

(insert date here) C.A.G.E. # 666 is shut down by (insert goverment agency here) after an investigation uncovers shocking conditions and human rights abuses including cult-like brain washing, forced sterilisation, lobotomies, illegal human genetic experementation on fetuses, children and adults...

(Insert date here): (Insert name here) a woman born and raised in the highly secretive C.A.G.E. #666, escapes to the surface, and is later found dead of a bullet to the head in (insert rural area here) prompting a government investigation.

Something similar sounding to Vault? How about C.A.G.E.? CAGE an acronym for "Contained Anti-Nuclear...something....something?"

Could we maybe get some Fallout references in there? Like a Vault-Tec type coorporation capitalising on people's insecurities by builting Vault like fallout shelters/social experiments?

So instead of being lead by the biggest dick in the south, the would be lead by the guy WITH the biggest dick in the south.

I seriously think the Commonwealth party is doomed. Firstly, there's no real organisation beyond "do whatever Long says". Once he's out of the picture, there's nothing holding the party together. Secondly their failure to block the electoral ammendment is going to hurt them, BADLY! They can now...

An interesting intersection between fussion balloting and the new popular run-off voting for president might be this: A three-way race between, let's say the Socalists, the Republicans, and the Progressives goes to run-off, and one of the candidates gets knocked out. The eliminated party can now...

Rankin for the first female president in '44, or '48 depending on when the war ends. FDR for republican presidential or vice presidential nomination. Richard Nixon for head of the FBI. Long for being killed and eatten by a pack of feral hogs.