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PachPachis
PachPachis 3
I wake up in my beautiful post-capitalist green solarpunk house and walk down to my zero-emissions solar-powered scavenger-punk death wagon. I drive, fending off cyberpunk biker gangs on the way to work at the steampunk plantation, where clockpunk automatons whip sandalpunk slaves into harvesting dungeonpunk enchanted nirnroot using elaborate stonepunk dino-powered Rube Goldberg machines. [1/2]
PachPachis
PachPachis 3
A dieselpunk nazi bomber flies overhead, but luckily a capepunk edgy superhero fells it before it can do anything, causing excessive amounts of collateral property damage as the super repeatedly smashes the plane into my slaves. "Please, stop!" I cry, but the super turns to me and says something with his biopunk modified vocal cords that I cannot understand. [2/2]
CannedTech
CannedTech 2
9/10, only one point taken off because you forgot the part where the death wagon rear-ends some toga wearing sandlepunk's dinosaur that he got at the stonepunk dealership.
PachPachis
PachPachis 2
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