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A line in the Mel Brooks film Sergeant Glory, a parody of the Sergeant York film, made in 1941 and the Rambo films, made throughout the 70s and 80s, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger.

The 1988 film, made by Mel Brooks and starring up-and-coming actor Michael J. Fox as 'Sergeant Yank Glory', a soldier who initially refuses to fight, only to become borderline blood-thirsty by the end. Brooks considered Fox's 'boyish charm' a service to contrast the extreme violence he commits on many of the enemy soldiers. The scene in question, is, in fact, the Head of the Armed Forces telling Glory that he's too violent for the Army. According to Brooks himself, he made the film to mock American jingoism and imperialism during the 'Scoop' Jackson presidency, specifically for the war in Venezuela.

"50 years. A war that lasted 5 decades, my dad fought, and now I'm fighting. Question is, what the fuck am I fighting for?"
A cameronian soldier during an interview with the BBC during the so called 50 years war. The 50 years war also known as the great african war was a war that lasted from 1950 all the way to the 2000s which mainly started after the soviet backed congolese people republic started to invade neighbouring countries such the french congo,the newly aqcuired british cameroon (which previously belonged to germany but after their defeat it became british) and other neighbouring countries. While some countries like angola and central african republic joined willingly in the congolese (and soviet covertly) others resisted the expansion with mainly american and british backing which would lead to a series of wars,insurgency,counter insurgeny etc. The war opened another front when south africa and rhodesia invaded (while these 2 arent exactly american backed due to apartheid they do still receive covert aid) and combined with the north african states influence in the fighting (morrocan troops fought in the chadian campaign against the congolese and egyptian) the war would be remembered as a series of messy alliance and fighting similliar to WW1.

"Good evening ladies and gentleman on this evening america has added three more star to the star spangled banner in the form okinawa,sulu and socotra this come as no surpise after the acceptance of puerto rico,the bahamas and DC last year. On another news the soviet army has finally reached beijing after months of fighting a combined north korean and chinese forces in manchuria and in north africa morroca,jordan and israel has finally reached an agreement in which both parties would recognize each other and assist each other in upcoming wars"
- 1974 CBS evening news
 
"Good evening ladies and gentleman on this evening america has added three more star to the star spangled banner in the form okinawa,sulu and socotra this come as no surpise after the acceptance of puerto rico,the bahamas and DC last year. On another news the soviet army has finally reached beijing after months of fighting a combined north korean and chinese forces in manchuria and in north africa morroca,jordan and israel has finally reached an agreement in which both parties would recognize each other and assist each other in upcoming wars"
- 1974 CBS evening news
News report on August 8, 1974 delivered by Walter Cronkite. The United States would expand by adding 6 new states in 2 years. Eventually by the end of the 1970s the United States would grow to encompassing 60 states. The Communist War as was commonly called between China and the Soviet Union was a war that would last from 1971 to 1974. In 1971 after tensions grew China attacked the Soviet Union. On August 13 China would surrender bringing it under puppet control of the Soviet Union and would inspire the US to add more states including Singapore. After historic negotiations facilitated by Secretary of State George Schultz Morroco, Jordan and Israel would become allies and recognize one another, a historic feat in the Middle East.

"Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute. HE DID WHAT?"
 
"Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute. HE DID WHAT?"
Apocryphal quote attributed to President George McGovern upon finding out that his predecessor, Richard Nixon, had attempted to give the order to nuke Hanoi and "end the war on his terms" after McGovern's stunning victory ensured he would not be seeing a second consecutive term in office. Only the reticence of Kissinger and other figures in the administration had stood between the increasingly disturbed Nixon and the "big red button." Military operations aside, this marked the hottest point of the Vietnam War since Kennedy first sent advisors, and it would quickly be reversed by McGovern's noninterventionist progressive foreign policy aimed at achieving an acceptable peace settlement in southeast Asia.

"After seeing the metropolis that is Cahokia, your Majesty may agree that the piddling stream and heaped-up stones of Egypt are dimmed by comparison."
 
"After seeing the metropolis that is Cahokia, your Majesty may agree that the piddling stream and heaped-up stones of Egypt are dimmed by comparison."
A German ambassador's letter to the German emperor after being dispatched to Mississippian empire to establish contact with them. He was quite stunned at the size of the city of Cahokia.

"Yoooooo tnomod reference!!!???"
 
"Yoooooo tnomod reference!!!???"

The last line of a livestream, which took place just as atomic bombs descended on major cities around the world and humanity was plunged into nuclear winter. No one remembers who said it, or what it is referencing, but this one line is beholden as a cryptic remnant of the before-times by generations of people who do not know anything of life outside their bunkers.

"Once upon a time, Caligula declared war on the sea. Later, Canute claimed sovereignty over it, and was humiliated. Well, the Dutch have waged war on the sea -- and won. The Romans and Danes conquered no territory, but how much of our country has been conquered from the sea? Neptune himself quakes upon his throne, in fear of our clog-wearing, chocolate-eating nation!"
 
"Once upon a time, Caligula declared war on the sea. Later, Canute claimed sovereignty over it, and was humiliated. Well, the Dutch have waged war on the sea -- and won. The Romans and Danes conquered no territory, but how much of our country has been conquered from the sea? Neptune himself quakes upon his throne, in fear of our clog-wearing, chocolate-eating nation!"

Prime Minister Joseph Dredd of the United Kingdom of Alba, praising his country's military. Alba was a heavily militaristic country, even more so than Prussia, and was famous for its love of chocolate (with many a poet praising it in their writings).

"The United States was an experiment doomed from the start. New Englanders, Alleghenians, Texans...they were too different to get along."
 
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"The United States was an experiment doomed from the start. New Englanders, Alleghenians, Texans...they were too different to get along."
The opening lines to the film 'Murica'. It is a satire film about the titular main character, who is a dark parody of Captain America assigned to unite all the remaining states of America after a global thermonuclear war. Said war was the result of a massive retaliatory strike against the perceived power of the Third Reich's nuclear program. This line was narrated by Phil Hartman in his last role.

"The film 'Fiends at the Foyer' is a 2001 epic war film based on the true story of Julia Gabena and the events surrounding the Battle of Chaumont during World War 2. Julia Gabena was a machine-gunner assigned to the Section Les Enfants Perdus, a platoon assembled of convicts, cannon fodder and franc-tireurs to flush out the Red Army during the Invasion of France. She was awarded the Legion of Honour by Charles Maurras for single-handedly clearing the Chaumont Munitions Factory despite her being low on ammunition, grievously wounded and suffering from sepsis."
 
"The film 'Fiends at the Foyer' is a 2001 epic war film based on the true story of Julia Gabena and the events surrounding the Battle of Chaumont during World War 2. Julia Gabena was a machine-gunner assigned to the Section Les Enfants Perdus, a platoon assembled of convicts, cannon fodder and franc-tireurs to flush out the Red Army during the Invasion of France. She was awarded the Legion of Honour by Charles Maurras for single-handedly clearing the Chaumont Munitions Factory despite her being low on ammunition, grievously wounded and suffering from sepsis."
Another review of this magnificent movie, this time from The Los Angeles Times. The makeup effects were top notch, though for some, they were a bit TOO effective; 30 moviegoers in Racine, Wisconsin reportedly left during the field hospital scene to vomit. Admittedly, I could stomach the effects, but only on an empty stomach.

"You may be bigger, stronger, smarter, faster, but you will never, EVER, be crazier, than meeeeeeee!!!"
 
Another review of this magnificent movie, this time from The Los Angeles Times. The makeup effects were top notch, though for some, they were a bit TOO effective; 30 moviegoers in Racine, Wisconsin reportedly left during the field hospital scene to vomit. Admittedly, I could stomach the effects, but only on an empty stomach.

"You may be bigger, stronger, smarter, faster, but you will never, EVER, be crazier, than meeeeeeee!!!"
George carlin during his show on okinawa impersonating hideki tojo. Even though carlin thought the show woupd flop due to him impersonating a japanese figure on okinawa (who was recently admitted to the us) it turned into a massive success as the reception is largely positive (some negative one does come but it was largely a success) it even spawned similliar jokes back in japan as even they think its funny (the show being shown to a large japanese audince has translation) and even today the line became an iconic line to describe crazy character in japanese and okinawan manga or anime.

"Well the influx of drugs to miami back in the 80s came as no surprise but what surprised me the most is when the FBI found out that haiti under papa doc duvalier supplied a lot of drugs to haitian gangs not only in america but also mexico,canada and even to the soviet union through undergound connection with the russian mafia well it is safe to say haiti never looked the same after this discovery"
 

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"Well the influx of drugs to miami back in the 80s came as no surprise but what surprised me the most is when the FBI found out that haiti under papa doc duvalier supplied a lot of drugs to haitian gangs not only in america but also mexico,canada and even to the soviet union through undergound connection with the russian mafia well it is safe to say haiti never looked the same after this discovery"
It was widely known that for all intents and purposes Haiti was a narcocracy - a state built on drugs. It wasn't until 1986 than an FBI investigation revealed the extent of "Papa Doc" Duvalier's drug empire - the Haitian government had been suppling all sorts of illegal substances to the global public using its connections with various underground criminal organisations - most notable the various mafia groups operating in both the US and the Soviet Union. After these revelations were made public, the US asked for and received UN permission to invade Haiti and overthrow Duvalier - ending the Narcocracy period of Haitian history.

"As one last parting fuck you to the allies, Nazi Germany managed to detonate their sole nuclear bomb on London and German ships then pounded the city with anthrax shells non-stop for an hour until they were sunk. It had devastating consequences - even today it is estimated the London area will not be reinhabitable until the mid-23rd century - if ever."
 
It was widely known that for all intents and purposes Haiti was a narcocracy - a state built on drugs. It wasn't until 1986 than an FBI investigation revealed the extent of "Papa Doc" Duvalier's drug empire - the Haitian government had been suppling all sorts of illegal substances to the global public using its connections with various underground criminal organisations - most notable the various mafia groups operating in both the US and the Soviet Union. After these revelations were made public, the US asked for and received UN permission to invade Haiti and overthrow Duvalier - ending the Narcocracy period of Haitian history.

"As one last parting fuck you to the allies, Nazi Germany managed to detonate their sole nuclear bomb on London and German ships then pounded the city with anthrax shells non-stop for an hour until they were sunk. It had devastating consequences - even today it is estimated the London area will not be reinhabitable until the mid-23rd century - if ever."
A line from the infamously bad translation of the controversial Japanese nationalist manga, The Five Rings of Steel. It was a work of alternative history which extrapolated from the attempted German last ditch attempt to win the war, known as Fall Gotterdammerung, with the staggered Allied Powers and the truncated Japanese Empire agreeing to a ceasefire, which segues into the story. That is about a plot by a crazed ex-SS commander and his men to trigger a false flag operation of a nuclear attack on Tokyo, leading to the decimation of all sides and paving the way for a Fourth Reich. The offending line was stated by Officer Kushiyaki, a minor supporting character meant to be seen as a pitiful but sympathetic man who tried to deal with PTSD, but in the infamous Dooley translation, was turned into a jokey supporting character. Hence, the line.

"Damn the mines, damn the fighters, and damn the Albanians! We're fighting our way out!"
 
A line from the infamously bad translation of the controversial Japanese nationalist manga, The Five Rings of Steel. It was a work of alternative history which extrapolated from the attempted German last ditch attempt to win the war, known as Fall Gotterdammerung, with the staggered Allied Powers and the truncated Japanese Empire agreeing to a ceasefire, which segues into the story. That is about a plot by a crazed ex-SS commander and his men to trigger a false flag operation of a nuclear attack on Tokyo, leading to the decimation of all sides and paving the way for a Fourth Reich. The offending line was stated by Officer Kushiyaki, a minor supporting character meant to be seen as a pitiful but sympathetic man who tried to deal with PTSD, but in the infamous Dooley translation, was turned into a jokey supporting character. Hence, the line.

"Damn the mines, damn the fighters, and damn the Albanians! We're fighting our way out!"
Uttered by an unknown Greek captain who despite the minefields and fighters circling above blasted his way through the encircling blockade and even managed to sink two Albanian cruisers. This help evacuate several thousand Greeks who had been trapped. Although the captain died when hit by a stray bullet he would go down as one of the most audacious naval commanders in history.

"This again. How much longer do we have to suffer in this button contest between the Americans and the Confederates, can't they just get over it already?"
 
Uttered by an unknown Greek captain who despite the minefields and fighters circling above blasted his way through the encircling blockade and even managed to sink two Albanian cruisers. This help evacuate several thousand Greeks who had been trapped. Although the captain died when hit by a stray bullet he would go down as one of the most audacious naval commanders in history.

"This again. How much longer do we have to suffer in this button contest between the Americans and the Confederates, can't they just get over it already?"
Chief William Deerstalker, referring to the continued Union and Confederate skirmishes in the Oklahoma Territory. Frequently, both sides were undersupplied (supplies mainly being reserved for troops in the main theatres), so both USA and CSA troops sustained themselves through foraging. After Oklahoma declared its independence from both the Union AND the Confederacy, both sides continued treating Oklahoma as a battlefield, although neither could gain or lose anything of value. Chief Deerstalker referred to the USA-CSA campaigns as a "button contest," because they were massive wastes of lives and resources, but officers undertook skirmishes anyway because they'd keep getting medals for their wanton destruction. Oklahoma was recognised by the US as a sovereign state in 1867, after a long and bloody guerrila war.

"Your Holiness, I do believe in God, but I could never be a clergyman. I love God too little to be a monk, but too much to be a bishop."
 
"Your Holiness, I do believe in God, but I could never be a clergyman. I love God too little to be a monk, but too much to be a bishop."
A random person whom the pope iirc during the 1300s asked for him to be a priest or join the clergy to say, technically just some recorded conversation. Between a person who often goes to church everyday, and the pope. Technically very little is known about the man. Though modern historians and intelectuals and others suspect he was a vagrant man in the city of rome.

"At Buena Vista, Santa Anna failed to subdue Taylor, At Cerro Gordo, Santa Anna's army was mauled, crushed and virtually destroyed and almost non existent by Scott. By the moment we reached Puebla there is already a new army, ready to face us like no disaster had happened in Cerro Gordo. We on the other hand, had days before we ran out of supplies. He was capable of defying all challenges and setbacks nature and circumstances had given him. He gathered and reoragnized the remnants, raised a new army out of virtually almost nothing, he quickly raised an army of 35,000, from the remnants alongside conscripts and volunteers, thousands joining to join the national guard 7,000 to be exact under Santa Anna's Direct Command, the pride of Mexico city to defend it's people and honor, a number of the soldiers personally buying their own arms, churchbells and other metals melted and molded into cannon, shops and powder stores and other establishments, ransacked for powder, muskets and ammo."
 
A random person whom the pope iirc during the 1300s asked for him to be a priest or join the clergy to say, technically just some recorded conversation. Between a person who often goes to church everyday, and the pope. Technically very little is known about the man. Though modern historians and intelectuals and others suspect he was a vagrant man in the city of rome.

"At Buena Vista, Santa Anna failed to subdue Taylor, At Cerro Gordo, Santa Anna's army was mauled, crushed and virtually destroyed and almost non existent by Scott. By the moment we reached Puebla there is already a new army, ready to face us like no disaster had happened in Cerro Gordo. We on the other hand, had days before we ran out of supplies. He was capable of defying all challenges and setbacks nature and circumstances had given him. He gathered and reoragnized the remnants, raised a new army out of virtually almost nothing, he quickly raised an army of 35,000, from the remnants alongside conscripts and volunteers, thousands joining to join the national guard 7,000 to be exact under Santa Anna's Direct Command, the pride of Mexico city to defend it's people and honor, a number of the soldiers personally buying their own arms, churchbells and other metals melted and molded into cannon, shops and powder stores and other establishments, ransacked for powder, muskets and ammo."
Robert E. Lee's retrospective on the Mexican American War. Lee had signed up in the Mexican American War and wrote about his experiences. While Santa Anna (the main Mexican general) was not a great battlefield commander, he was very good at organizing an army and building one. This led to a war of attrition in the Mexican American War. However, Santa Anna's luck eventually ran out when his 2nd Army made a critical blunder in the Battle of Puebla, allowing his forces to get encircled thinking that the undersupplied Americans would buckle and collapse. He was forced to run away again, trying to build a new army for the Siege of Mexico City, but by then, the American forces had finally gotten the supplies they needed to execute the siege properly.

"Russian history: a tale of authoritarianism and vodka."
"Hey! There's also great classical music and literature!"
 
Robert E. Lee's retrospective on the Mexican American War. Lee had signed up in the Mexican American War and wrote about his experiences. While Santa Anna (the main Mexican general) was not a great battlefield commander, he was very good at organizing an army and building one. This led to a war of attrition in the Mexican American War. However, Santa Anna's luck eventually ran out when his 2nd Army made a critical blunder in the Battle of Puebla, allowing his forces to get encircled thinking that the undersupplied Americans would buckle and collapse. He was forced to run away again, trying to build a new army for the Siege of Mexico City, but by then, the American forces had finally gotten the supplies they needed to execute the siege properly.

"Russian history: a tale of authoritarianism and vodka."
"Hey! There's also great classical music and literature!"
A line from Mel Kaminsky's adaptation of Stary Day, Bright Night. The original book was a story of the Allied occupation of Siberia following the collapse of the Soviet Union in the '20s. In his adaptation, Kaminsky used his trademark humor to put his own stamp on it, while also respecting the original material.

"Waddya mean, Gene Wilder is the president now?"
 
"Waddya mean, Gene Wilder is the president now?"
Question asked by CBS reporter Jim Smithley after the assassination of President Ronald Reagan in 1981 which elevated Gene Wilder, former US senator and VPOTUS to the presidency. He was considered a surprise pick for Vice President given his lack of political experience but ultimately he would be considered one of Americas best presidents.

"Mr. President you are under arrest."
"For what?"
"You will need to come with-"
"FOR WHAT!"
 
Question asked by CBS reporter Jim Smithley after the assassination of President Ronald Reagan in 1981 which elevated Gene Wilder, former US senator and VPOTUS to the presidency. He was considered a surprise pick for Vice President given his lack of political experience but ultimately he would be considered one of Americas best presidents.

"Mr. President you are under arrest."
"For what?"
"You will need to come with-"
"FOR WHAT!"
Last words of President Miguel Herandez, leader of Mexico, before his execution by Maoist revolutionaries in 1987. His death would spark the Second Mexican-American War as the United States intervened in the then-ongoing civil war. The Maooists, supported by Communist China, would deploy chemical weapons not just on American troops but also on their own people “to prevent them from defiling their minds with Capitalist decadence” while not coming near the same death toll as the Nazis, the Maoist Party of Mexico remains widely despised throughout the nation.

“Please tell me the Irish didn’t just detonate an atomic bomb on one of the more remote islands in the Irish Sea.”
“I’m afraid they did, sir. They seem rather determined on maintaining their independence.”
 
“Please tell me the Irish didn’t just detonate an atomic bomb on one of the more remote islands in the Irish Sea.”
“I’m afraid they did, sir. They seem rather determined on maintaining their independence.”
After a successful revolution, and with collaboration with the Soviets, the People's Republic of Ireland successfully detonated an atomic bomb in 1960. The US and Britain were not happy with this and resulted in the Irish Crisis where the world got very close to nuclear annihilation.

The Turks have taken much of Western Armenia, with Karin being our final bastion, and even though the enemy has tried to cut off Tigranakert to prevent Cilicia, and in extension, Adana, from resupply... Our capitals have not been breached, as the Arabs do not have the firepower to take Beirut and Mosul, and our defences will hold in the Taurus Mountains, no matter the cost may be.

Our venerated British and American Allies will one day come to our rescue, while our Greek brother, who shares with our struggle against the Barbaric Turk, will weather this storm with us, and eventually, when we finally stand victorious against the Turks, we will have fought the good fight and defended our homelands from destruction.
 
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The Turks have taken much of Western Armenia, with Karin being our final bastion, and even though the enemy has tried to cut off Tigranakert to prevent Cilicia, and in extension, Adana, from resupply... Our capitals have not been breached, as the Arabs do not have the firepower to take Beirut and Mosul, and our defences will hold in the Taurus Mountains, no matter the cost may be.

Our venerated British and American Allies will one day come to our rescue, while our Greek brother, who shares with our struggle against the Barbaric Turk, will weather this storm with us, and eventually, when we finally stand victorious against the Turks, we will have fought the good fight and defended our homelands from destruction.

President Aaron Wolfson of the Republic of Israel, in a speech to parliament. Despite his optimistic view of things, Israel was defeated by the combined armies of Turkey and Arabia before its allies could intervene. Wolfson fled to Italy where he set up a government in exile. Years later, with the help of an international coalition, he was able to liberate Israel.

"I'd rather be ruled by the Italians than the British. At least they won't burn you alive if you're not a Christian."
 
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