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Entry 6 - Prayer of the Optimatium Faith
"Lord Nixon, the Judge of our sins and
the God of Nature, May you give
good health, good income,
and may you forgive us if we crossed you,
and let us see the water-gates of Heaven,
though if thy cannot forgive,
may you strike us down,
and bring us to the depths of hell,
Continue to give a good harvest,
Let the animals live and breath freely,
And let our eyes see through the smog.

Lord Calvin, the God of Silence,
May you continue your silence,
as if you don't, we shall all perish,
you have sacrificed more than
we could ever know, you have sacrificed your son,
your power, and your voice,
all for us, and we thank you for that.

Lord Goldwater, the God of Strategy,
You spread the truth in your speech,
You slay with your word,
and Liberty you defend,
we thank you,
In our hearts, we know you're the light.

Lord Dirksen, the God of Rights,
you fought for our rights to live
against the Southron Satanic Reds,
may you continue to do so,
and may you continue to fight for our equality.

And Prophet Gipper, the one who spread the word,
Defend us from Satan's evil empire,
in your great war of the stars,
And may you trickle down your holiness,
and continue in your battle against the Demon Dukakis
and his Liberali goons,
And show the light to those in darkness."

-Prayer to the Gods and the Prophet, common prayer of the Optimatium Faith​
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