Alternative lyrics to "Walking on the Moon" by The Police.
"Dirty words are what you say, Walking on the Moon."
"Dirty words are what you say, Walking on the Moon."
What if the first man on the moon fell out before stepping on the moon?
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They apply to the broadcast over American radio and TV networks. I would not be surprised if there was someone with a mute b
I'd be amazed if there wasn't someone ready to cut the transmission. I doubt they wanted the world to hear Armstrong or Aldrin screaming their lungs out if they ripped their suits open.
Indiana Beach Crow
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Michael Collins suggestion to Neil Armstrong for his first words on the moon was "If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mike."
And this would have been the greatest troll of trolling History, past, present and future. Too bad there was a camera on the outside of the Eagle anyway.
Not a problem, a little snip with the wire cutters by buzz and it goes away.
Dolan
Banned
It might be something life related though, so if Armstrong didn't get life threatening damage, the broadcast would be aired uncensored.
Especially since having first words said on the moon being "Shit!" or "Fuck!", followed by "Goddamn Buzz! Get your ass outta that steel can and help me stand the fucking up!" would be one hell of funny moment too priceless to not share with the rest of the world.
And good news is, US laws is likely to roll with historical precedent, just like OTL. The moment would be deemed as 'spontaneous' and 'unavoidable by nature', so much that we would start hearing TV and Radio saying swearwords regularly in 1970s ITTL instead of this occured at 2000s.
This was actually a harmless and funny accident, all concern about children hearing this would be met with Armstrong very publicly donated a small sum of money (that still being large sum for children) into charity due to "Swear Jar" or something.
That is true but since he has one job ....
(By the way I just realized I cut off the last of the comment in the middle of the word 'button' in my original comment but looking at it it seems appropriate so I'm leaving it that way.
)They faked it because that way everyone would believe the landing was real. No one would believe NASA scripted the whole Neil trips and swears thing right?
Dolan
Banned
Well, if Neil was filmed slipped, slowly falling that is very consistent with Moon Gravity (all while saying impromptu profanities), and having the swearwords filled exchange afterwards broadcasted for all the world to see... up to and including Edwin Aldrin pulling him in a way that very consistent low gravity, almost perfect vacuum environment.
Well, that would be very airtight events that just can't be duplicated here on Earth.
Conspiracy nuts don't do logic, whatever happens someone will say it's faked, and fools will listen.
A smart set of levers and cables to make it look like they're in low gravity, of course! [/tinfoil hat]
Crackpots will be crackpots but at least I would not waste hours to verify for myself that moon hoax is, well, hoax.