I imagine there's a good chance that there are going to be a lot of conspiracy theories backed by the other governments surrounding a vast network of shadowy Illumanists seeking to subvert the world order. Thing is here they might be right (though from our perspective at least theoretically they are pursuing something preferrable to the status quo).
One of the prior updates mentions that Jews are being blamed for Illuminism, Fascism, AND Beutelism, so it's basically the same canards as OTL, just even wider ranging somehow.
 
Hell he could even play up the enlightenment (relative to the time period) of the Kievan Rus as a means of political propaganda. The descent of Russia (and the world in general) into authoritarianism isn't presented as a divinely mandated inexorable decline, but rather an adaptation to environmental and social pressures fostered by the secular and religious nobility. Freed of those pressures, the People's Illuminated Republic of the Rus has relieved itself of the khanist yoke, and is recovering to its former health and vibrancy under the urgent pressure exerted by the people. Every man a god!

*Edit- I also really like the suggestion of propaganda about Russians being strong because of adaptation! It's conceptually the exact opposite of the Strong Man Theory but has the same basic result (Illuminism in a nutshell I guess :D)

So this could basically be Illuminist version of the New Soviet Man which will square off against the Yankee's Naziesque Pinnacle Man. I somehow feel like TTL is leading us to the most screwed up Cold War ever. The Ruskies are pushing nationalist Jacobin pseudo-socialist spiritualism, while the Yankees are pushing Commie-Nazi-Dominionism. It's just terrifying to think about.

Unrelated, I have some Europa related questions:

1. Any hints/ideas regarding the development of Evolainism? I know Napo has the rule that no ideology can be the same as OTL. Perhaps it's even more class and caste oriented, and has a very strong Indian influence?

2. Do you think that Europa can survive the Second Great War? Personally, I'm skeptical. I just don't think the Empire has the resources to contend with the combined Illuminist powers of Russia and Germany, or the globe straddling Fascist/Authoritarian Protestant "Free World." They have North Africa, part of the Middle East, Western Europe, and India. Lots of these said territories are either ripe pickings for their enemies or are prone to revolt.

EDIT: Maybe a complement to Evola could be Savitri Devi, a French-Greek-Italian woman who admired Hinduism and Nazism OTL, and combined the two in a lot of weird ways.
 
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One of the prior updates mentions that Jews are being blamed for Illuminism, Fascism, AND Beutelism, so it's basically the same canards as OTL, just even wider ranging somehow.
I still can't get over how fundamentally KIND the RU is to Jews TTL. Yeah the concern is born out of a condescending "one Chosen people to another", but it's a damned sight better than the rest of the world which seems steeped in even more pervasive antisemitism than OTL. No wonder they're so loyal to the state! One thing's for sure, there's definitely going to be a major wave of Jewish immigration to the Union, and the founding of the Zionist Union or whatever is going to be intense to say the least.
 
I still can't get over how fundamentally KIND the RU is to Jews TTL. Yeah the concern is born out of a condescending "one Chosen people to another", but it's a damned sight better than the rest of the world which seems steeped in even more pervasive antisemitism than OTL. No wonder they're so loyal to the state! One thing's for sure, there's definitely going to be a major wave of Jewish immigration to the Union, and the founding of the Zionist Union or whatever is going to be intense to say the least.


Yeah, their treatment of Jewish and Black people is the Union's Pet the Dog moment.

Also, I legitimately can't wait for Fascist Israel. It's going to be a horrifying shitshow, but it's also going to be supremely entertaining.
 

Vuu

Banned
Nile to Euphrates time.:cool:
Oy vey you antisemite, how dare you propose such a small Israel, the RUMP and ORRA gonna visit you today. West hemisphere to America, east hemisphere to Israel, except Britain, subsaharan Africa and Oceania of course, those are holiest Anglo-Saxon territories

I think the Illumanists would be more like Revolutionary Catalonia as seen through a drug fuelled nightmares of George Orwell.
Don't worry, this TL is the TL it is, you know very well the thing I said won't last long before it goes even worse

At the endgame of this TL I honestly expect it to be almost identical to our prehistoric conditions, except everyone walks around with handheld recreational McNukes(tm) while beheading the guy who learns to walk for not being *anprim enough, before beheading the guy who did the first beheading, for discovering beheading
 

manacus

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peak Israel 1940 colorized as decreed by the bible ant the prophet burr learn it you console peasant
 
I'm loving all the new changes and looking forward to a postwar cultural update once the Illuminists/Eduists/Egoists finally carve out their spheres. Don't worry, I'm not going to nag you about a freaking rounders chapter Napo!
 

SuperZtar64

Banned
except everyone walks around with handheld recreational McNukes
You just reminded me. How could I not think of it earlier?

We need the most glorious economic system to ever exist in the history of mankind, nay, the universe: the immortal science of Anarcho-Capitalism.

NO GOVERNMENT AND NO ARCHDUKES
HURRAH, HURRAH!
JUST RECREATIONAL MCNUKES
HURRAH, HURRAH!
AND LET NO MAN EVER PAY A TAX
WHICH MAKES THE STATIST'S HEART RELAX
AND WE'LL ALL FEEL GREAT WHEN MONEY COMES MARCHING HOME

ANARCHY AND THE NAP
HURRAH, HURRAH!
WILL GUARANTEE MY LIBERTY
HURRAH, HURRAH!
MEXICANS I WILL UNDERPAY
WITH ROSES THEY SHALL STREW THE WAY
AND WE'LL ALL FEEL GREAT WHEN MONEY COMES MARCHING HOME

GET THE HELL OFF MY PROPERTY
HURRAH, HURRAH!
OR GET A TASTE OF MY M-60
HURRAH, HURRAH!

MY LEGAL WRATH IS READY NOW
TO PLACE A BULLET IN YOUR BROW
AND WE'LL ALL FEEL GREAT WHEN MONEY COMES MARCHING HOME

It's perfectly suited for the madnessverse, and I think it would lend itself well to any sort of conflict between the sects of Illuminism that are going to be popping up soon, all debating which kind of anarchy is best.
 
This TL is already pretty dark, found this pic, here's something to lighten things up:

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Pinnacle Man and Atheling President Steele wearing an easter bunny suit during easter celebrations while Britannic Premier Winston Churchill visited Philadelphia (1947 colorized).

Unbeknownst to observers, this was all a calculated move by Steele to throw his enemies off guard by looking silly while he plotted the beginnings of the Second Great War (1948-1953).

Obviously non-canon.
 
Vlad Ulyanov as a ruthless businessman was really ironic, but Viktor fleeing Moscow...that was fucking amazing! It was about time that the bastard's empire crumbled. However, I wonder what the new Russian government will be like. Surely it can't be worse that Viktor's, can it?
 
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_the_Solar_Temple

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priory_of_Sion

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hiéron_du_Val_d'Or

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_Mistery

These could have some good ideas for the coming insanity in Europa. Maybe if some part of the Jacobin society still exists, they could engage in a secret war?

I mentioned it in my story over in the EU thread, but I'll also throw in the 'Enochian language' as something that could crop up again in the postwar world, particularly in the RU and England. It's supposed to be the occult language of the angels (even though it's pretty obviously based on English), and is the basis for a whole discipline of esotericism.

We should also be on track to invent LSD proper pretty soon, if it hasn't already happened, so that should be fun. I can't wait for some local AFC bishop to start advocating for tap water lysergification as an alternative to fluoridation.
 
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