Wake me up when y’all have done a Kentucky wank, aka the only state that truly deserves to be wanked.
Careful, those be fighting words.Wake me up when y’all have done a Kentucky wank, aka the only state that truly deserves to be wanked.
Here we have the year 2099 according to The Turner Diaries, which is easily one of the worst books ever written. It's so stupid that I need to visualize just how ridiculous and racist it really is.
According to this story, during the 1990's, the world came under control of The System, which was a Jewish conspiracy to control the world through promotion of equality of all races at the expensive of whites (obviously, right?). In the United States, they passed laws that both violated the Second Amendment and made whites defending themselves from other races (who are all cartoonishly evil stereotypes btw) a hate crime. So then along came The Organization, a truly psychotic white supremacist neo-nazi militant group that hates and kills everyone who isn't them, including other whites who they consider "race traitors." They started a military uprising that saw them take over Southern California, instigate an ethnic cleansing and a mass lynching of all "race traitors," ranging from politicians to people who were even friends with non-whites (all of which is presented as a good thing). They also got control of a military base with nuclear missiles, which they launched at New York and Tel Aviv, then started a limited nuclear exchange with the Soviets to cripple America.
But even that didn't stop the System, and things were going badly for the Organization until their leader flew a crop duster armed with a nuke into the Pentagon and magically made all their armies disappear, allowing the Organization to take over America and begin the Great Revolution. Whites everywhere sided with the Organization and started killing all non-whites. Minorities in North America and Europe were wiped out, Latin America and Africa were depopulated and recolonized by whites, and in 1999, a new war started with China when they tried to take European Russia (presumably having swallowed most of Siberia). The Organization responded by carpet-bombing most of Asia with nuclear, radiological, chemical, and biological weapons, creating the Great Eastern Waste, a 16-million square mile wasteland full of mutants (yes, seriously).
Thus, by 2099, 90% of humanity is dead and Hitler's vision of a white world has been achieved...and no doubt doomed to die from the enormous nuclear winter and global contamination that will naturally arise from using all those WMDs.
Wake me up when y’all have done a Kentucky wank, aka the only state that truly deserves to be wanked.
Wake me up when y’all have done a Kentucky wank, aka the only state that truly deserves to be wanked.
these are supposed to be provinces of a global Rome or sumn?
Finalised the Middle East.
As to the province in the Southern Levant, I decided to use the name of Judaea, to avoid making any modern political statement.
Ancient era, though...
Romani ite domum !
You never ate horse meat?Horse steaks and maggot cheese no thanks
Wake me up when y’all have done a Kentucky wank, aka the only state that truly deserves to be wanked.
On a related note
A scenario where Russia invades all of Ukraine east of the Dnieper.
Though of course in that case it it was multiple sides occupying a city surrounded by one occupation zone, rather than one country invading another. Actually reminds me of a lovely map or timeline on here, where Hungary was divided along the Danube and had Buda and Pest once more separated.I'm guessing Kiev has been divided into two like Berlin was in the Cold War?
Those are easy to make. Simply post a map of Utah and then say that all federal lands not owned by the Department of Defense or areas that are used as Indian Reservatiins go to the state government of Utah. They will promptly be sold to the highest bidder or to whoever has corrupt enough connections. That is how when the Navy or Army gave back a huge area to the City of San Diego it was given to developers who build hundreds of condos but, oops, no profits it share with the city. Though council members got free houses. I suppose we could also consider making the Great Sslt Lake freshwater.If you don't stop you will force me to make a really low-quality and overdone Utah wank.
@Reagent, one other thing for our map on page 430. What is with the naming of Swabian Turkey and what is done there? And do the SS, or at least the Germans in general, have full rights tot he Danube and any other rivers connecting the two SS states?
The best one is greater Indianaguys if we're going to be making irredentist maps for US states, at least choose the best one.
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hehe, nothin personal kid. But those wisconsinites are really just illinoians gone bad.
Sounds like a dystopian fanfiction...
written in the What Madness is This timeline.