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The Conservative Response
December 29th, 1987
“Look at that pot-smoking hippie’s environmental speech, we’re gonna kick his lefty campaign in the ass, God permitting.”
“Your confidence is an inspiration, sir.”
“I’m tired of your yes-manning Jesse, show the goddamn strength you had in 1976. ”
“Yes sir, err, I mean, will do.”
“I can’t believe this idiot submitted to some idea that someone made up when they were smoking pot. The devil’s spice, by God.”
“It is sad to see that Reagan hasn’t taught Bush to stay away from those beatniks.”
“We’re gonna squash them, Jesse.”
“The Conservatives will show him who’s in control of this party.”
“We did in 1980, and we will now!”
-A conversation between Jerry Falwell and Jesse Helms
“Look at that pot-smoking hippie’s environmental speech, we’re gonna kick his lefty campaign in the ass, God permitting.”
“Your confidence is an inspiration, sir.”
“I’m tired of your yes-manning Jesse, show the goddamn strength you had in 1976. ”
“Yes sir, err, I mean, will do.”
“I can’t believe this idiot submitted to some idea that someone made up when they were smoking pot. The devil’s spice, by God.”
“It is sad to see that Reagan hasn’t taught Bush to stay away from those beatniks.”
“We’re gonna squash them, Jesse.”
“The Conservatives will show him who’s in control of this party.”
“We did in 1980, and we will now!”
-A conversation between Jerry Falwell and Jesse Helms
- Gentleman Biaggi
- Word Count: 130