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The Biaggi Effect
“Lee Iacocca is the perfect candidate for this race!”
“You all can agree that Iacocca is the one to bring change to this party”
“To end the Leftism that has lost us election after election”
“To stop us from being perennial losers!”
“Iacocca promises a better future”
“He promises us a new era”
“Why? Because he has heart!”
-Endorsement speech given by Mario Biaggi
“Have I lost ground in the polls since Biaggi’s endorsement?”
“No sir, while Biaggi’s corruption scares some-”
“Bastard should’ve never endorsed me”
“-your anti-establishment image helps in this time of recession, you’ve gained ground.”
“Good, then will bag that tool Hart and that radical Jackson in the primaries and sweep Quayle or Bush in the general”
-Conversation between Lee Iacocca and campaign assistant Dan Lipinski
“You all can agree that Iacocca is the one to bring change to this party”
“To end the Leftism that has lost us election after election”
“To stop us from being perennial losers!”
“Iacocca promises a better future”
“He promises us a new era”
“Why? Because he has heart!”
-Endorsement speech given by Mario Biaggi
“Have I lost ground in the polls since Biaggi’s endorsement?”
“No sir, while Biaggi’s corruption scares some-”
“Bastard should’ve never endorsed me”
“-your anti-establishment image helps in this time of recession, you’ve gained ground.”
“Good, then will bag that tool Hart and that radical Jackson in the primaries and sweep Quayle or Bush in the general”
-Conversation between Lee Iacocca and campaign assistant Dan Lipinski
- Gentleman Biaggi
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