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Chapter One Hundred and Twenty Five
"Welcome to the first Democratic primary debate. We will now deliver the opening statements from the candidates-Senator Dellum will speak first."
"Yeah, you know, this country's got a lot of injustices today, but none as big as me having to run against another Bircher!"
"Commie supercapitalist."
"Congressman! Senator Metzenbaum, your-"
"No, non, nyet, nein!"
"Very well, Governor Finch?"
"Back in Mississippi, you know I was pretty good, people liked me. Vote for me, you know stuff will be pretty good too."
"Governor Ariyoshi?"
"Back in Hawaii, I cut spending you know-here, there, maybe a lot. Point is, the only thing that matters is I'm one of us."
"Yeah, you know, this country's got a lot of injustices today, but none as big as me having to run against another Bircher!"
"Commie supercapitalist."
"Congressman! Senator Metzenbaum, your-"
"No, non, nyet, nein!"
"Very well, Governor Finch?"
"Back in Mississippi, you know I was pretty good, people liked me. Vote for me, you know stuff will be pretty good too."
"Governor Ariyoshi?"
"Back in Hawaii, I cut spending you know-here, there, maybe a lot. Point is, the only thing that matters is I'm one of us."
- Israel
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