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PachPachis - The Truth About It: Recent Prime Ministers of the United Kingdom
The Truth About It: Recent Prime Ministers of the United Kingdom
1979-1990: Margaret Thatcher (Conservative and Communist {Plebian: "Conservative and Unionist"})
1990-1997: The Torymind (Conservative and Communist) [Plebian: "John Major"]
1997-2007: Tony Blair (National Labour{Plebian: "Labour"})
2007-2010: Gordon Brown (National Labour)
2010-Present: Theresa-David Cameron May (Conservative and Communist) [Plebian: "David Cameron" 2010-2016 - supposedly in coalition with Liberal Cryptocrats {Plebian: "Liberal Democrats", "Theresa May" 2016-Present}]
A bit of explanation, I feel, is in order. This is for the timeline in my sig, which is contemporary-comedy-surrealist-conspiracy theory-punk. Communism doesn't mean what we, the uninformed proles or "Plebeians" think it means. ITTL, Karl Marx invented Communism as a cynical manipulation of human subconscious desires for equality and collectivism, etc. "Communists" share Marx's genuine hatred for bigotry and believe the people have to be lied to to keep society from collapsing. Labour is pretty much the same as OTL platform-wise, their only big secret is they never changed their name from when they were part of the WW2 coalition. For some reason, they are extremely protective of this fact. The Tories and Lib Crypts think it's compensation for not having any real secrets like other parties. The Liberal Cryptocrats secretly advocate abolishing the lizard-person monarchy and becoming a relatively "democratic cryptocracy" like the United States.
Theresa D.C. May is the same person who underwent radical shapeshifting surgery after Brexit proved polarizing and uses different parts of his/her actual name as his/her Plebeian, public name.
The Torymind, or John Major, was actually a vessel for the reconstructed consciousness of every previous Tory leader in British history, advocated by the Conservatives as the "ultimate statesman". They were dissapointed, Major obviously did not lead the UK into a glorious new age of enlightened government, and the Torymind now lives in a new vessel body quietly in Cardiff, though it gets to run the entire NHS every other Thursday, and the Secret Intelligence Service on weekends.
1979-1990: Margaret Thatcher (Conservative and Communist {Plebian: "Conservative and Unionist"})
1990-1997: The Torymind (Conservative and Communist) [Plebian: "John Major"]
1997-2007: Tony Blair (National Labour{Plebian: "Labour"})
2007-2010: Gordon Brown (National Labour)
2010-Present: Theresa-David Cameron May (Conservative and Communist) [Plebian: "David Cameron" 2010-2016 - supposedly in coalition with Liberal Cryptocrats {Plebian: "Liberal Democrats", "Theresa May" 2016-Present}]
A bit of explanation, I feel, is in order. This is for the timeline in my sig, which is contemporary-comedy-surrealist-conspiracy theory-punk. Communism doesn't mean what we, the uninformed proles or "Plebeians" think it means. ITTL, Karl Marx invented Communism as a cynical manipulation of human subconscious desires for equality and collectivism, etc. "Communists" share Marx's genuine hatred for bigotry and believe the people have to be lied to to keep society from collapsing. Labour is pretty much the same as OTL platform-wise, their only big secret is they never changed their name from when they were part of the WW2 coalition. For some reason, they are extremely protective of this fact. The Tories and Lib Crypts think it's compensation for not having any real secrets like other parties. The Liberal Cryptocrats secretly advocate abolishing the lizard-person monarchy and becoming a relatively "democratic cryptocracy" like the United States.
Theresa D.C. May is the same person who underwent radical shapeshifting surgery after Brexit proved polarizing and uses different parts of his/her actual name as his/her Plebeian, public name.
The Torymind, or John Major, was actually a vessel for the reconstructed consciousness of every previous Tory leader in British history, advocated by the Conservatives as the "ultimate statesman". They were dissapointed, Major obviously did not lead the UK into a glorious new age of enlightened government, and the Torymind now lives in a new vessel body quietly in Cardiff, though it gets to run the entire NHS every other Thursday, and the Secret Intelligence Service on weekends.
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