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1969-1975: Hubert Humphrey/Edmund Muskie (Democratic)
"The United States today has began a process of withdrawing from Vietnam"
1968: Ronald Reagan/Richard Poff (Republican), George Wallace/Marvin Green (American Independent)
1972: Daniel Evans/Robert Ray (Republican), Louise Day Hicks/Lester Maddox (American Independent)
1975-1977: Edmund Muskie/Terry Sanford (Democratic)
"President Humphrey lost his battle against bladder cancer today"
1977-1981: Howard Baker/John Tower (Republican)
"The Right-Wing of my party would have us get into a costly war against Iran while we are already in a costly war against Panama. In fact, the Panamanian War is their fault entirely"
1976: Edmund Muskie/Terry Sanford (Democratic)
1981-1982: Terry Sanford/George McGovern (Democratic)
"Fuck! My back!"
1980: Howard Baker/John Tower (Republican)
1982-1985: George McGovern/Robert Byrd (Democratic)
"While we had ended the war, we still have yet to solve the economic problem"
1985-1993: Mack Mattingly/Lee Dreyfus (Republican)
"George McGovern's McGoverning led to us losing a war against a country a 1000 times smaller than us! George McGovern's McGoverning did not fix the economy!
1984: George McGovern/Robert Byrd (Democratic), John Connally/Various (1 George Wallace, 1 Harry Byrd, Jr.) (TX Faithless Electors)
1988: Robert Byrd/Paul Simon (Democratic)
1993-2001: Douglas La Follette/Mark White (Democratic)
"Now, we will return to prosperity"
1992: Lee Dreyfus/Bill Clements (Republican)
1996: Jeff Sessions/Joe Biden (Republican)
2001: Mark White/Fred Thompson (Democratic/Republican)
"I do have a fear of some nutjob shooting me claiming I stole the election"
2000: Joe Biden/ (Republican), /Chuck Robb (Democratic), Tom Tancredo/Duncan Hunter (Courage)
2001-2005: Fred Thompson/Tommy Thompson (Republican)
"The current political situation is messy, compared to the cleanliness of the '90s"
2005-2013: Tommy Thompson/George Allen (Republican)
"It appears that the United States needs to intervene in the Sahara War"
2004: Chuck Robb/Ron Wyden (Democratic)
2008: Mary Landrieu/Jesse Jackson, Jr. (Democratic), Cynthia McKinney/Malik Rahim (Wake Up America!)
2013-2021: Carolyn Kirlpatrick/Gary Locke (Democratic)
"Forward, America!"
2012: George Allen/Dennis Kucinich (Republican)
2016: Jeff Fitzgerald/Dino Rossi (Republican)
2021- : Billy Mays/Hugh Rice, Jr. (Republican)
"This notion of me being the "as seen on TV guy" and not anything else is stupid. I have been Governor of Pennsylvania for the past 5 years and I have made the Pennsylvania Republicans stronger than they were 10 or 20 years ago. I can do the same for Republicans nationally"
2020: Gary Locke/Mary Burke (Democratic)
1969-1975: Hubert Humphrey/Edmund Muskie (Democratic)
"The United States today has began a process of withdrawing from Vietnam"
1968: Ronald Reagan/Richard Poff (Republican), George Wallace/Marvin Green (American Independent)
1972: Daniel Evans/Robert Ray (Republican), Louise Day Hicks/Lester Maddox (American Independent)
1975-1977: Edmund Muskie/Terry Sanford (Democratic)
"President Humphrey lost his battle against bladder cancer today"
1977-1981: Howard Baker/John Tower (Republican)
"The Right-Wing of my party would have us get into a costly war against Iran while we are already in a costly war against Panama. In fact, the Panamanian War is their fault entirely"
1976: Edmund Muskie/Terry Sanford (Democratic)
1981-1982: Terry Sanford/George McGovern (Democratic)
"Fuck! My back!"
1980: Howard Baker/John Tower (Republican)
1982-1985: George McGovern/Robert Byrd (Democratic)
"While we had ended the war, we still have yet to solve the economic problem"
1985-1993: Mack Mattingly/Lee Dreyfus (Republican)
"George McGovern's McGoverning led to us losing a war against a country a 1000 times smaller than us! George McGovern's McGoverning did not fix the economy!
1984: George McGovern/Robert Byrd (Democratic), John Connally/Various (1 George Wallace, 1 Harry Byrd, Jr.) (TX Faithless Electors)
1988: Robert Byrd/Paul Simon (Democratic)
1993-2001: Douglas La Follette/Mark White (Democratic)
"Now, we will return to prosperity"
1992: Lee Dreyfus/Bill Clements (Republican)
1996: Jeff Sessions/Joe Biden (Republican)
2001: Mark White/Fred Thompson (Democratic/Republican)
"I do have a fear of some nutjob shooting me claiming I stole the election"
2000: Joe Biden/ (Republican), /Chuck Robb (Democratic), Tom Tancredo/Duncan Hunter (Courage)
2001-2005: Fred Thompson/Tommy Thompson (Republican)
"The current political situation is messy, compared to the cleanliness of the '90s"
2005-2013: Tommy Thompson/George Allen (Republican)
"It appears that the United States needs to intervene in the Sahara War"
2004: Chuck Robb/Ron Wyden (Democratic)
2008: Mary Landrieu/Jesse Jackson, Jr. (Democratic), Cynthia McKinney/Malik Rahim (Wake Up America!)
2013-2021: Carolyn Kirlpatrick/Gary Locke (Democratic)
"Forward, America!"
2012: George Allen/Dennis Kucinich (Republican)
2016: Jeff Fitzgerald/Dino Rossi (Republican)
2021- : Billy Mays/Hugh Rice, Jr. (Republican)
"This notion of me being the "as seen on TV guy" and not anything else is stupid. I have been Governor of Pennsylvania for the past 5 years and I have made the Pennsylvania Republicans stronger than they were 10 or 20 years ago. I can do the same for Republicans nationally"
2020: Gary Locke/Mary Burke (Democratic)
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