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PachPachis - Aliens!
2000-2008: James Edgar/Alan Simpson (Republican)
The last "normal" presidency, honestly - despite having to deal with an alien spaceship crashing in Florida in 1999.
2000: Bill Bradley/Al Gore (Democratic)
2004: Hillary Clinton/Cordozar Calvin Broadus, Jr. (Democratic)
2008-2011: Raymond Milkovitch*/Saul Stevens (Independent)
Turns out the whole "aliens existing" thing lead to Scientologists taking over Germany, the Chinese Communists falling from power - look, it was this whole thing, okay? Long story short, both the Republican and Democratic parties were too splintered to field candidates for a while and Milkovitch, an Independent, won in a landslide. Twice.
2011-2012: Saul Stevens/Howard Sedgefield (Independent)
Crazy dude shot Milkovitch. Stevens proved incredibly incompetent.
2012-2020: Darryl F. Gates/Rush Limbaugh (Plutocratic)
IT'S HERE BOYS AND GIRLS - The Reform Party had by now become the Plutocratic Party, believing whatever's good for the rich is good for all Americans.
2016: Elizabeth Warren/Bill O'Reilly (Republicratic)
The GOP and Dems got their act together at least somewhat and are now, together, the unofficial official opposition to the Plutocrats, offering such radical proposals as "Let's not let corporations control sovereign territory and tax them a little"
2020:- Charles K. Foster/Robert P. Brooks (Plutocratic)
2020: John F. Kennedy/Cory Booker (Republicratic), Bing MacDonald/Cro Cannibo (National Anti-Socialist)
They figured out how to revive the dead in 2018, but the Republicrats nominating JFK himself still wasn't enough to win. The National Anti-Socialists are a far-right anti-communist movement that hates National Socialism because it's socialism but loves Fascism because Fascism hates Communism. They have seats in Congress. Yeah.
*Died while in office.
Revised my Underground list with more background.
The last "normal" presidency, honestly - despite having to deal with an alien spaceship crashing in Florida in 1999.
2000: Bill Bradley/Al Gore (Democratic)
2004: Hillary Clinton/Cordozar Calvin Broadus, Jr. (Democratic)
2008-2011: Raymond Milkovitch*/Saul Stevens (Independent)
Turns out the whole "aliens existing" thing lead to Scientologists taking over Germany, the Chinese Communists falling from power - look, it was this whole thing, okay? Long story short, both the Republican and Democratic parties were too splintered to field candidates for a while and Milkovitch, an Independent, won in a landslide. Twice.
2011-2012: Saul Stevens/Howard Sedgefield (Independent)
Crazy dude shot Milkovitch. Stevens proved incredibly incompetent.
2012-2020: Darryl F. Gates/Rush Limbaugh (Plutocratic)
IT'S HERE BOYS AND GIRLS - The Reform Party had by now become the Plutocratic Party, believing whatever's good for the rich is good for all Americans.
2016: Elizabeth Warren/Bill O'Reilly (Republicratic)
The GOP and Dems got their act together at least somewhat and are now, together, the unofficial official opposition to the Plutocrats, offering such radical proposals as "Let's not let corporations control sovereign territory and tax them a little"
2020:- Charles K. Foster/Robert P. Brooks (Plutocratic)
2020: John F. Kennedy/Cory Booker (Republicratic), Bing MacDonald/Cro Cannibo (National Anti-Socialist)
They figured out how to revive the dead in 2018, but the Republicrats nominating JFK himself still wasn't enough to win. The National Anti-Socialists are a far-right anti-communist movement that hates National Socialism because it's socialism but loves Fascism because Fascism hates Communism. They have seats in Congress. Yeah.
*Died while in office.
Revised my Underground list with more background.
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