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Oppo - Another Parody
hey guys this is my jfk not died list lol. anayways, this is such a good list lol. since all u hating on me becuase i better than you, i add foototes like u said i shoud. lol wtf? so this is my EPIC list.
1960-1968: John F. Kennedy/Lyndon Johnson (Democrat) [1]
1960: Richard Nixon/Henry Cabot Lodge (Republican)
1964: Barry Goldwater/William E. Miller (Republican)
1968-1976: Nelson Rockefeller/Ronald Reagan (Republican) [2]
1968: Lyndon Johnson/Herbet Humprhrey (Democrat)
1972: Hebert Humphrey/George McGovern (Democrat)
1976-1984: Robert Kennedy/Jimmy Carter (Democrat) [3]
1976: Ronald Reagan/Gerald Ford (Republican)
1980: George Bush/Howard Baker (Republican)
1984-1988: Bob Dole/Jack Kemp (Republican) [4]
1984: Jimmy Carter/Walter Mondale (Democrat)
1988-1996: Ted Kennedy/Bill Clinton (Democrat) [5]
1988: Bob Dole/Jack Kemp (Republican)
1992: Dan Quayle/Pat Buchanan (Republican)
1996-2001: Bill Clinton/Al Gore (Democrat) [6]
1996: Elizabeth Dole/Dick Cheney (Republican)
2001-2009: Kim Jong-Un/George W. Bush (Republican) [7]
2000: Bill Clinton/Al Gore (Democrat)
2004: John Kerry/John Edwards (Democrat)
2009-2013: Barack Obama/Joe Biden (Democrat) [8]
2008: John McCain/Sarah Palin (Republican)
2013-2021: Hillary Rodham Goldwater Weld Bush Nixon Rockefeller Kennedy Cohn Snoop-Dog Lewinsky Trump Sanders Rubio Cruz Harambe Cameron Oliver Putin McCain Obama Pence Washington Chafee Carter Hamilton Simpson Dean Bee O'Malley Kerry Carter Kemp Miller Biden Kaine Cuomo Warren Perot Stewart Colbert Johnson Stein Brown Ryan DeBlasio Weiner Christie Agnew Cronkite Anderson Mecham Burr Edwards Abiden Comey Khan Ceaser Flowers Tsongas McConnell Kasich Al-Assad Huntsman Gingrich Gabbard Jefferson Adams Irwin Penn Gore Dole Filmore Romney Baldwin Thande Jong-Un/Jeb Bush (Republican) [9]
2012: Barack Obama/Joe Biden (Democrat)
2016: Bernie Sanders/Tim Kaine (Democrat)
[1] JFK don'ts getus in Vietnam, protesters love him but they don;'t protest. but kennedy have affar with Marlyin monroe so people no like him no more
[2] i just chose rockefeller becase he moderate unlike the facist republican of today and he was renner up. he choose ronald Reagan so he get conservative vote of the conservatives. Rocekfeller is origonal guys? Rockefeller makes a liberal gop for the rest of time. he best president as he had no wategate
[3] Bobby kennedy not kill by Shiran Siran. he win democratic primary over Jerry "MOONBEAM" BROWN AND ALSO MO UDALL AND GEROGE WALLACE! GEORGE WALLACE WAS BAD AS ADAM RUINS EVERYTHING SAID SO AND HE IS ALLWAYS RIGHT! HE PICK JIMMY CARTER as running mate he be a good pick to get the south. he is also the best president tied with jfk and rockefeller and groerge Washington. lol.
[4] No one ever uses bob Dole in they're timeline so he is unqiue, and pick Jakck Kemp FOOTBALL PLAYER AND ALSO THE MAN HE PCIKED IN 1996 AS HIS RUNNING MATE. dole ba d presient as he declare war on ussr. lol. he establish distatorship with donald rumsfeld AND DICK CHENEY. no one like him so he voted out. worser than Trump.
[5] So we have John Kennedy Booby Kennedy so we need one more the people said, as everyone loves the Kennedies. Ted kennedy have no Chapquiddddifckkkk scandal so he win beating MICHAEL "TANK MAN" DUKAKIS AND EVEN JESSE "HYMIE TOWN" JACKSON. Paul Simon got two vote by someone who thought he was the signer Paul Simon. ted kennedy is also the goodest President and he ends dictatorship and he kicks out eveyone in it.
[6] Bill Clinton was allways gonna be president, but he don;t marry Hillary. she bad. He marry MARGRET THACTER SO SHE BECOMES A LEADING INFULENCE OF THE ADMINATRATION. he not as good so poeple want change as he lose North Korea war.
[7] KIM JONH-UN AND HIS WIFE HILLARY win the 2000 decided by 1 vote in florida just like IRL. Gore really won BTW. ANWAYS, he picked dUbya as running mate and has good presientcy.
[8] The corrupt banker at Wall Street make the reecession happenin 2008, so Obama (who was going to be president NO MATTER WHAT HE WAS THE GREATESST PRESIDENT OF ALL TIME TRUMP SUCKS BRO OBAMA WAS BETTER) and "CRAZY UNCLE" JOE BIDEN wins the election on "HOPE AND CHANGE" AND "OBAMACARE". but tea party no like him, and they are jerks to him Mitch McConnell block the appointment of the Supereme courty on the supereme courty.
[9] Fun fact. Hillary Clinton was republican. That why she lost BERNIE WOULD HAVE WON THE ELECTION. but i like the creative ideas on how people come up with alternate hillary clinton marriges so i wanted to do my own ORIGONAL IDEA! she bad president, as she rig the election against BERNIE SANDERS!
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