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RightTosser - Rockefeller '68
1969-1976: Nelson A. Rockefeller† / Daniel J. Evans (GOP-NY/WA)
1968 def. Hubert H. Humphrey / Edmund S. Muskie (DEM-MN/ME), George C. Wallace / Curtis E. LeMay (AIP-AL/CA)

1972 def. George S. McGovern / Sargent Shriver (DEM-SD/MD)


1976-1981: Daniel J. Evans / Donald H. Rumsfeld (GOP-WA/IL)

1976 def. Morris K. "Mo" Udall / Edward W. Proxmire (DEM-AZ/WI)

1981-1989: Edward M. "Ted" Kennedy / Edmund G. "Jerry" Brown (DEM-MA/CA)

1980 def. Daniel J. Evans / Donald H. Rumsfeld (GOP-WA/IL)

1984 def. Lee S. Dreyfus / Linwood A. Holton (GOP-WI/VA)


1989-1997: Edmund G. "Jerry" Brown / Brereton C. Jones (DEM-CA/KY)

1988 def. Jack F. Kemp / George H. W. Bush (GOP-NY/TX)

1992 def. Robert J. Dole / Lowell P. Weicker, Jr. (GOP-KS/CT), Jesse A. Helms, Jr. / various (Values-NC/var.)


1997-2005: Theodore R. Bundy / Donald H. Rumsfeld (GOP-WA/IL)

1996 def. Brereton C. Jones / Lawton M. Chiles, Jr. (DEM-KY/FL)

2000 def. Russell D. Feingold / Richard D. Lamm (DEM-WI/CO)


2005-2009: Dennis J. Kucinich / Wesley K. Clark, Sr. (DEM-OH/AR)

2004 def. Olympia J. B. Snowe / John E. "Jeb" Bush (GOP-ME/FL)

2009-2017: Hillary R. Bundy / Arlen Specter (GOP-CA/PA)

2008 def. Dennis J. Kucinich / Wesley K. Clark, Sr. (DEM-OH/AR)

2012 def. Russell D. Feingold / Jeremiah W. Nixon (D-WI/MO)


2017-present: Jesse L. Jackson, Jr. / Kyrsten L. Sinema (DEM-IL/AZ)
2016 def. George F. Allen / Susana Martinez (GOP-VA/NM)

so basically rocky gets the nomination in 1968 because nicky decides not to run / can't run for whatever reason and rocky goes on to defeat wally and hummy in the election with danny as his running mate which all bodes really well for a certain someone from washington who by 1976 has because danny's chief of staff (rip rocky he was stressin from being president and all that) while rummy is the vice president because he didn't get tapped as a cabinet guy in ttl and so he continues his career in congress but has good stature going into '76 an election which the gop wins because rocky was a good president and all who ended the suffering in vietnam and completed the work of desegregation etc. and danny just coasted on rocky's achievements but a bunch of bad stuff happens and so a certain progressive teddy gets the presidency with jerry at his side and they do a good job so teddy gets two terms and then jerry also gets two terms but in '96 people are tired of the dems and so they're all like "fuck it" and they elect an all-new teddy except this one is a really charismatic republican from washington who was the chief of staff for danny (another washington gop guy lol) who does really well with women and whose wife he met at the 1968 rnc and who is a policy wonk who is committed to doing stuff as first lady but rummy gets to be vice president again because he would provide good foreign policy chops and be an elder statesman and all that and because charles w fairbanks was charles evan hughes' running mate in 1916 even after he was the vice president for theodore roosevelt (wow a lot of teds to deal with right?) so don't fucking tell me you can't have someone be vice president twice in non-consecutive terms but anyhow bundy does pretty good and wins two terms but the people are like 'lets elect another democrat lol" and so they elect a populist democrat who fucks up majorly and then gets swept aside by hillary who was able to forge a name for herself both by introducing policy proposals as first lady and as california governor who choses speccy as her running mate to balance the ticket geographically but anyways hillary does well in her first term but in 2012 rumors begin to emerge about potential improprieties on the part of teddy but those are just rumors right so hillary wins re-election soundly and her second term goes well but her vp speccy is a bit too old to be pursuing the presidency so instead george allen wins the nomination after a long fought battle (georgie nearly got the nomination in 08 but hillary ya know) and looks like he can win against jesse but ted bundy is arrested for murder and that turns the race against allen so he takes an L against a ticket where both of the people on the ticket have "L" as their middle initial lol sorry i will go to jail now for causing cancer wait wait why do the brits spell it "cancelled" but we spell it "canceled" b/c we gave them that L back in 1783 lol goteem

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