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i had a stupid thought this morning

pls forgive me

'You can bet your bottom dollar that every one thinking they are the saviour of the Labour Party tonight is a dude'

1997-2007: Tony Blair (Labour)
1997 (Majority) def. John Major (Conservative), Paddy Ashdown (Liberal Democrat)
2001 (Majority) def. William Hague (Conservative), Charles Kennedy (Liberal Democrat)
2005 (Majority) def. Michael Howard (Conservative), Charles Kennedy (Liberal Democrat)
2007-2012: Gordon Brown (Labour)
2007 (Majority) def. Edward Leigh (Conservative), Ming Campbell (Liberal Democrat)
2012-2020: Edward Leigh (Conservative)
2012 (Minority) def. Gordon Brown (Labour), Nick Clegg (Liberal Democrat)
2015 (Majority) def. David Miliband (Labour), Nick Clegg (Liberal Democrat)

Leader of Her Majesty's Most Loyal Opposition since 2015

2015-2017: Diane Abbott (Labour)
2017-2020: The Skeletal Wight of Theodore Roosevelt (Labour)

i think the POD is fairly obvious

EDIT: also this is literally thandes fault so you can actually Blame @Thande