Tex Arkana
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Tex Arkana

My Peanut Butter Chocolate Cake with Kool-Aid, Male, from Donald Glover's pocket

Fighting Somali Pirates off the shore of Djibouti Nov 15, 2018

Tex Arkana was last seen:
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    1. Tex Arkana
      Fighting Somali Pirates off the shore of Djibouti
    2. Tex Arkana
      Am I dreaming?
    3. Tex Arkana
      Losing the fight
    4. Tex Arkana
      Crushing on Nicki
    5. Tex Arkana
      Fighting for the Resistance
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    6. Tex Arkana
      Living on a floating island in the Pacific
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    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    February 24
    Home Page:
    https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?action=profile;u=15857
    Location:
    Donald Glover's pocket
    Occupation:
    Bootie Hunt-er
    Real Name:
    Tom Tucker
    My name is Tom, I'm a moderate hero originally from Northern Virginia who's recently relocated to Utah - in spite of my edgy disdain for religion that's common among angsty millennials like me. I enjoy making US election county maps, and especially Democratic landslides and/or Solid GOP North/Solid D South type maps. You may remember me from the Atlas forum, although I was banned from it in May of 2018 - largely due to my uncontrollable love for African American women with voluptuous backsides, and more specifically, my uncontrollable need to express my uncontrollable love for African American women with voluptuous backsides on said forum. In spite of my flamboyant and outspoken persona on the aforementioned forum, I keep it straight here - mainly posting county maps and offering my two cents on other peoples' maps and timelines. Outside of politics and African American women with voluptuous backsides, my other interests include astronomy, conspiracy theories and the paranormal (although I am a man of science and strongly disagree with both, I find them entertaining), music, as well as both cultural and urban exploration. Me and my girlfriend have been going strong for nearly 2 years and it's largely due to her that I don't post excessively often, as I find spending time with her more worthwhile than posting maps on an Alternate History board. Childish Gambino is one of my favorite people in the entire world and Redbone is my go-to song for sex, if you needed to know that. I also admire Nicki Minaj and Cupcakke, whose song Pedophile is unironically one of my favorites. Yeah, that's basically all you need to know about me.

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