PachPachis

• May 25, 2019

PachPachis

No longer bisexual, just ash

• May 8, 2019

PachPachis

I have a daughter, and it is my greatest wish to never have her, or her children. Experience the horror of nuclear war!

• Apr 22, 2019

PachPachis

god. if only I'd used my powers for evil, and trafficked firearms to children

• Apr 13, 2019

PachPachis

We’ll build a town and we’ll call it Simple Town

• Mar 24, 2019

PachPachis

Be sure to trade in your Mueller hats for SDNY t-shirts and keep the circus going

• Mar 3, 2019

PachPachis

Preemptively racist against aliens

• Feb 28, 2019

PachPachis

You see, after Earth was destroyed in the Bungalow Wars

• Feb 23, 2019

PachPachis

Sometimes I feel I've got to BAMP BAMP

• Feb 19, 2019

PachPachis

Twitter finally found out John Wayne existed. Good to know being dead for decades won't save you from the professionally offended.

• Feb 11, 2019

PachPachis

Roses are red, violets are blue. I eat, Jon. It's what I do

• Jan 31, 2019

PachPachis

>when the commune already has a poet AND an anime appraiser and you're reassigned to farmprole

• Jan 19, 2019

PachPachis

America's next top/bottom

• Jan 10, 2019

PachPachis

Daily reminder that 50% of psychology experiments can't be replicated.

• Jan 4, 2019

PachPachis

President Banksy (American Independent Party)

• Jan 2, 2019

PachPachis

Die hard is set in the deus ex universe. Die hard is a christmas movie. By transitive principle, Deus ex is a christmas movie.

• Dec 28, 2018

PachPachis

*sip* yep, Freedom Fighters was a good game.

• Dec 26, 2018

PachPachis

Press A to crush dissent in the name of The Nation. Press B to crush dissent in the name of The People

• Dec 25, 2018

PachPachis

merry santa

• Dec 20, 2018
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PachPachis

as a culture we need to be like 5000% more disdainful of journalists

• Dec 16, 2018

PachPachis

Chillin in da cryo tube