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An excerpt from the eulogy of Godfrey Williams. Williams founded the city of Providence as a base for the Society of the Golden Road, unaware of them being a secret hedonistic cult which routinely engaged in mass suicide-murder-orgies known to have driven all non-participating observers into a...

A quote from the opening paragraph of the memoirs of the infamous Luo filibuster Jack Obiero. "Open the bottle, Jack! Open it now!"

Appologies for the late response, I just found out this new thread is live. Your post is very very cursed, which just happens to be something I like. Especially the prospect of Bibi (though it's more likely to be Yoni, which is just as cursed) as POTUS

Is this Reagan before Reagan?

Chiang Kai-Sek in a moment of rage-filled ppor judgement, circa late 1970s. "Since decolonization, West Africa has been the battleground for a Cold War of sorts between France and Nigeria. The latter has scored a major victory today, when the ECOWAS Franc becomes a floating currency."

Presidential elections were held in Hawaii on November 2 and November 16, 1976, the first ever both in Hawaiian History and since restoration of independence from the United Kingdom on July 4 that year (No presidential elections were held in the short-lived First Hawaiian Republic, as the 1894...

The Parliament of Hawaii is the national legislature of the Republic of Hawaii. Its powers are granted under Article V of the Constitution of Hawaii. Parliament is a bicameral body consisting of a 96-member House of Representatives and a 48-member Senate. Both houses sit in separate chambers at...

The cousin of King William V of the United Kingdom (also known as Kaiser Wilhelm II), urging him to subdivide his continental possessions. "King Juan Carlos refuses to acknowledge that the Dominican Republic prefers to remain a francophone country. [...] The French language may have been...

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Duke of Berisha (Albanian: Hercog i Berishës) is a hereditary title in the Peerage of Albania. It was created by King Leka I on 30 November 1998, a mere two days after the adoption of the 1998 Constitution and the restoration of the Albanian Monarchy, and bestowed upon Sali Berisha, the leader...

Eric Arthur Blair, an academic known for his controversial view that the sovereign states Britain built an incrinate network of alliances with are not independent countries, but merely subjects of a greater British empire. "It's convenient for us to assume that our devotion to the teachings of...

HarvestPlug69420, the notorious e-gamer turned serial killer, upon choking his victims to death. "As part of out safety features to prevent prolonged use of old devices, after five years of use, the automatic shutdown will be engaged at battery percentages ten times the normal amount, and the...

British Prime Minister John Major, upon being informed his son James is a vegetarian. "The Romanian nation is fictitious and the Romanian language is fictitious - obviously, the true nation is Pridnestrovian, and the true language Moldavian - and with god on our side, we shall march from...

The President of Hawaii (Hawaiian: Ke Pelekikena o Hawaiʻi) is the head of state and chief executive of the Republic of Hawaii and its various agencies and departments, under the terms of the Constitution of Hawaii. The President is directly elected for a four-year term. Unlike many other...

The first Twitter bot based off the mind of the real person, @Wallacetron was quicly shut down the next hour for developing sentience. "Irish Neutrality, as originally conceived, was gone the moment Dublin got its hands on the NVA's surplus the newly-reunited Germany didn't want."