Let's work on a timeline, a new timeline, where none of the events are ASB. :)
1800 - The War of the Metric System between the sane world and the Unified States of America ends.
1801 - The People's Republic of Britain declares a policy of isolationism.
1802 - Mao Jun Yi is hailed as a...
Ho hum? Anyone picked it up at the library or in stores, asides me?
A quick breakdown: A wave of ASBgoo hits the continental United States, along with the eastern portion of Canada, much of Cuba, and Mexico. All foundations and such are intact, but no life now remains inside the boundaries of...
I still prefer my "F.U.C.K" name. Let's have a poll, to decide which is best. And then from there on, we must refer to the USA on all threads as that name.
Hehehe...
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Columbus and his crew follow the Indians to America. They Indians invite the Europeans to dinner parties. Then Columbus sails back to Europe. On the way there, he is sunk by a hurricane. Europe is unconcerned as to the disappearance of Columbus. Europe stays in the dark and...
Make a history!
But no "Nothing really changes. Columbus follows Indians back to America and then sails back to Europe saying he'd found China. Then the white settlers come, the 13 colonies rebel, the US contracts a case of Manifest Destiny, and so on."
Be creative. I'm not going to commit...
Termites! Ants! Hive mind! :D
But insects can't develop intelligence; arguments of minimum brain size and all that.
Then, how about...
A tribe of bigfoot (Bigfeet?) living deep within the interior of unexplored forests!