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I'm a zoology nerd. I know many things about many animals.
I have a deep loathing for social media while simultaneously acknowledging its usefulness.
I like to write, but I'm best at writing porn. Figured nobody will actually read this anyway.
- Birthday
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April 5
- Location
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Christchurch, NZ
- Real Name
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Tom
- Gender
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Male
- Occupation
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I drive forklifts and stuff.
'Dude' is gender-neutral.