Emperor-of-New-Zealand

I'm a zoology nerd. I know many things about many animals.

I have a deep loathing for social media while simultaneously acknowledging its usefulness.

I like to write, but I'm best at writing porn. Figured nobody will actually read this anyway.
Birthday
April 5
Location
Christchurch, NZ
Real Name
Tom
Gender
Male
Occupation
I drive forklifts and stuff.

Signature

'Dude' is gender-neutral.
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