Crunch Buttsteak

Oh how lucky that the first time i glance at your profile it's your birthday, Happy Birthday by the by.

Happy birthday!

pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigten never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy. wen day is dark alway rember happy day

Friendly reminder that the most part of the day is the same time as the first person you can make in a good day.

this is so sad alexa play despatico

if there were two guys on the moon and one of them killed the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what

oh worm

another day volunteering at the USSR museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the soviet flag. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it

if two people on opposite sides of the earth each placed a slice of bread on the ground, would that make the earth into a giant sandwich?

Well Seymour I made it, despite your directions.