Burton K Wheeler

The Burton K Wheeler Theme, pt. 1

Who is the basement dweller
That's an asexual machine to all the fellers?
Burton--ya, damn right

Who is the nerd that would share a hot pocket
With another nerd?
Burton--can you dig it?

Who's the mod that won't cop out
When there's wanking all about?
Burton--right on

Burton K Wheeler Theme, pt. 2

They say Burton is a bad moderator
Shut your mouth
But I'm talkin' 'bout Burton
Then we can dig it

He's a complicated mod
But no one understands him but his mother
Burton Wheeler

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