Oswald is exactly the kind of boss to eat his employee's lunches, none of them have the brass to do anything about it. Apparently dodo meat was tough but pretty good, so slow cooking might be in order. The great barbecue divide will be Carocorean chicken and beef vs. Yankee dodo and bison.
Same here, I'm suspending my disbelief about dodos. It gave me a little bit of an "owls in Futurama" vibe.
"We're dodo exterminators"
"Well then you'll have no problem... exterminating this dodo!"
-Bobby Stewart trying to infiltrate somewhere, probably
It's a parallel universe with a cascading pattern of small changes, not an alternate timeline with a discrete POD, so it's entirely possible it never went extinct in this universe.
If it never went extinct the creation of a faster breeding variant is well within the realm of possibility given...
I dunno, this is the Pinnacle Future we're talking about, and the RU has never had problems tweaking doctrine. I mean for God's sake the First Lady sleeps around with ladies and Oswald mainly seemed upset that she was a bitch. The easiest thing given the Union's obsessions would be a government...