L’Aigle Triomphant: A Napoleonic Victory TL

Woo mean!
*gets decapitated*
Whatever semantics you prefer as long as we agreed upon the main principle.

The point remains that a headless military genius (providing he still can ride a horse) may be a greater success than one with a head by a virtue of being absolutely unpredictable in his military and diplomatic activities. On that I'll dare to disagree with Clausewitz who (AFAIK) stated that for thinking one has to use a head because this is where the mental capacities are concentrated. First of all, Clausewitz was neither a certified specialist in human anatomy nor a shrink so this opinion was anything but a hard science. Then, there is a huge volume of a factual material showing that limiting functions of a head to eating and talking and delegating decisions to other parts of one's anatomy is not just viable but can be quite successful and there were/are reasonably successful civilizations (one for sure) in which the decision making had been routinely delegated to the posteriors (well, and some other parts of anatomy). And in the armies practical usefulness of a head (except for wearing a headgear, saying "Yessir!" and eating) is debatable, to put it mildly: subordinate does not need to think because he has the orders to implement (*) and commander does not need to think because he is already the boss and his orders are to be obeyed (**)

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(*) According to the regulations of Peter the Great, a subordinate in his contacts with the superiors must look (to quote) "brave and idiotic" ("вид бравый и придурковатый").
(**) If one believes Lev Tolstoy (read "W&P" or just trust me), an army commander can't issue an intelligent order by definition and the best thing he can do is to do nothing. Well, in Tolstoy's specific case the head was also needed for carrying a huge well-groomed beard.

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Yep, with Spanish America fighting themselves, civil wars and the British Invaders, Brazil can will take areas they feel they could take and now that they have a whole wave of Portuguese fleeing the homeland along with the inteligensia and the treasury, they're bound to do very well in this chaos.
Chaos in Latin America: *exists*
Brazil: It's free real estate
 
Not that I have anything specific planned, but the Cisplatine north of the Rio Negro seems, at minimum, like ripe for the picking
They did occupy the whole of it in OTL, it took a rebellion in there, a sluggish war against Argentina, bad political administration by Pedro I and British intervention to finally separate Cisplatine from Brazil, and well into the late 19 century, one third of their population was made up of Brazilians and Don Pedro II regularly intervined militarily in their politics to have ones that would favor Brazil the most, so I could definitely see them taking the whole of it.
 
They did occupy the whole of it in OTL, it took a rebellion in there, a sluggish war against Argentina, bad political administration by Pedro I and British intervention to finally separate Cisplatine from Brazil, and well into the late 19 century, one third of their population was made up of Brazilians and Don Pedro II regularly intervined militarily in their politics to have ones that would favor Brazil the most, so I could definitely see them taking the whole of it.
Yeah, this is a good point. I haven’t decided exactly how expansionist Brazil gets here, other than that they do become a major power
 
Yeah, this is a good point. I haven’t decided exactly how expansionist Brazil gets here, other than that they do become a major power
Maybe Brazil becomes a Napoleonic ally in the Americas? After the end of the wars in OTL, the French were selling their products here too and competing with the British, now with a more successful France a United States not doing so great, I feel like they're going to go establish connections with the major American countries, with Brazil being the top dog.

And about expansion, Cisplatine, some areas of Paraguay and Bolivia should be good enough, they also occupied french Guiana in OTL so they could either keep that or sell it to the French.
 
A German Game
A German Game

"...by decree, I duly appoint Eugene de Beauharnais, Viceroy of Italy, my successor..."

- Karl von Dalberg, Prince-Primate of the Confederation of the Rhone and Duke of Frankfurt

If the Confederation of the Rhine, the central political entity in the region of "Germany," had one saving grace, it was that it was inoffensive to Russia and Austria thanks to its weakness. Yes, it was plainly a hodgepodge of Paris-friendly satrapies (most notably the Bonaparte-ruled Westphalia), but at least in theory it was the sum of its parts, a greater whole, and with keen leaders in places such as Bavaria, Mecklenburg, Saxony and Oldenburg (and, depending on the mercurial Joachim Murat's mood, Berg) a place that could be influenced as a common ground in the Napoleonic Peace and a robust buffer state in the event of future war. Much of this hinged on the power held by individual kings and dukes; on paper, the Confederation was ruled by a Diet that was a facsimile of and successor to that of the Holy Roman Empire, which held little practical influence, and as figurehead sat the Prince-Primate, Karl von Dalberg, who as a sinecure for incomes also held the titular office of Duke of Frankfurt, the Confederation's capital near the confluence of the Main and the Rhine (and, not coincidentally, quite close to the French Corps des Frontieres division stationed in Mayence).

Dalberg was a former priest nearing the age of seventy, however, and had no issue of his own. The German Question took on new meaning - who would inherit the title of Prince-Primate when he passed, and what would they do with it? The question had an answer before long, and one that threatened another war in Europe with its answer: Eugene de Beauharnais, Napoleon's stepson and previously Viceroy of Italy.

Napoleon had, with the birth of his second son Louis, finally found an heir to the title of King of Italy and named his son as such. The result, however, was that his loyal and reliable Eugene needed a place to "land;" Germany seemed the obvious choice. Approaching five years of peace and with the British threat seeming more impotent by the month, Napoleon consulted no-one and informed Talleyrand of the ultimatum he was about to present Dalberg only hours before he traveled to Frankfurt personally to inform the Prince-Primate - who, again, on paper was theoretically an equal to the French Emperor - that Beauharnais was to receive the title of Duke of Frankfurt and that, henceforth, the Duke of Frankfurt would be the hereditary holder of the office of Prince-Primate of the Confederation. Dalberg, increasingly aware of his age, mortality and the precariousness of his position, agreed and decreed by edict; Talleyrand was barely able to warn his Russian friends of the move before the law had been passed in Frankfurt by fiat in October of 1813.

It is almost certain Napoleon did not time this maneuver for the weeks before winter made a military campaign virtually impossible; nevertheless, his rash choice to impose Eugene de Beauharnais upon Germany and its monarchs was well-timed despite its unilateralism and the anger it caused across Europe. Rumors had already spread in Prussia of Westphalian armies slowly growing their ranks; now, it seemed plain that Berlin's exclusion from a Napoleonic "German Confederacy" was designed for permanence. Alexander of Russia recoiled at the thought of his familial ties to the Duchy of Oldenburg being subsumed; he was not quite as ready as Friedrich Wilhelm to mobilize, what with his Baltic League having enriched Russian coffers, but for the first time since Erfurt the idea of a Fifth Coalition seemed live, though not yet enticing. Austria, at any rate, was about ready to mobilize, if nothing else than to make a point; being shut out of influence in Germany so completely was unacceptable. In Britain, the first ray of hope in years emerged. At least two continental powers, possibly three if the diplomacy by Canning's men in St. Petersburg could be good enough, seemed willing to rise in defense of the German kingdoms, and the cohesiveness of the Confederation's military forces and cooperation of the various personalities under Beauharnais left ample opportunity; even Murat chafed at the declaration.

The stage, then, was set for the German game to reach some kind of conclusion as the fall of 1813 deepened - one that could quite easily end in bloodshed...
 

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A German Game

"...by decree, I duly appoint Eugene de Beauharnais, Viceroy of Italy, my successor..."

- Karl von Dalberg, Prince-Primate of the Confederation of the Rhone and Duke of Frankfurt

If the Confederation of the Rhine, the central political entity in the region of "Germany," had one saving grace, it was that it was inoffensive to Russia and Austria thanks to its weakness. Yes, it was plainly a hodgepodge of Paris-friendly satrapies (most notably the Bonaparte-ruled Westphalia), but at least in theory it was the sum of its parts, a greater whole, and with keen leaders in places such as Bavaria, Mecklenburg, Saxony and Oldenburg (and, depending on the mercurial Joachim Murat's mood, Berg) a place that could be influenced as a common ground in the Napoleonic Peace and a robust buffer state in the event of future war. Much of this hinged on the power held by individual kings and dukes; on paper, the Confederation was ruled by a Diet that was a facsimile of and successor to that of the Holy Roman Empire, which held little practical influence, and as figurehead sat the Prince-Primate, Karl von Dalberg, who as a sinecure for incomes also held the titular office of Duke of Frankfurt, the Confederation's capital near the confluence of the Main and the Rhine (and, not coincidentally, quite close to the French Corps des Frontieres division stationed in Mayence).

Dalberg was a former priest nearing the age of seventy, however, and had no issue of his own. The German Question took on new meaning - who would inherit the title of Prince-Primate when he passed, and what would they do with it? The question had an answer before long, and one that threatened another war in Europe with its answer: Eugene de Beauharnais, Napoleon's stepson and previously Viceroy of Italy.

Napoleon had, with the birth of his second son Louis, finally found an heir to the title of King of Italy and named his son as such. The result, however, was that his loyal and reliable Eugene needed a place to "land;" Germany seemed the obvious choice. Approaching five years of peace and with the British threat seeming more impotent by the month, Napoleon consulted no-one and informed Talleyrand of the ultimatum he was about to present Dalberg only hours before he traveled to Frankfurt personally to inform the Prince-Primate - who, again, on paper was theoretically an equal to the French Emperor - that Beauharnais was to receive the title of Duke of Frankfurt and that, henceforth, the Duke of Frankfurt would be the hereditary holder of the office of Prince-Primate of the Confederation. Dalberg, increasingly aware of his age, mortality and the precariousness of his position, agreed and decreed by edict; Talleyrand was barely able to warn his Russian friends of the move before the law had been passed in Frankfurt by fiat in October of 1813.

It is almost certain Napoleon did not time this maneuver for the weeks before winter made a military campaign virtually impossible; nevertheless, his rash choice to impose Eugene de Beauharnais upon Germany and its monarchs was well-timed despite its unilateralism and the anger it caused across Europe. Rumors had already spread in Prussia of Westphalian armies slowly growing their ranks; now, it seemed plain that Berlin's exclusion from a Napoleonic "German Confederacy" was designed for permanence. Alexander of Russia recoiled at the thought of his familial ties to the Duchy of Oldenburg being subsumed; he was not quite as ready as Friedrich Wilhelm to mobilize, what with his Baltic League having enriched Russian coffers, but for the first time since Erfurt the idea of a Fifth Coalition seemed live, though not yet enticing. Austria, at any rate, was about ready to mobilize, if nothing else than to make a point; being shut out of influence in Germany so completely was unacceptable. In Britain, the first ray of hope in years emerged. At least two continental powers, possibly three if the diplomacy by Canning's men in St. Petersburg could be good enough, seemed willing to rise in defense of the German kingdoms, and the cohesiveness of the Confederation's military forces and cooperation of the various personalities under Beauharnais left ample opportunity; even Murat chafed at the declaration.

The stage, then, was set for the German game to reach some kind of conclusion as the fall of 1813 deepened - one that could quite easily end in bloodshed...

When I had argued that another war against France was possible, you disproved me; yet now, you seem to have created a prelude to a 5th coalition... What's your game? 😂

Anyway, fantastic update, can't wait to see where this goes ahead.
 
It seems interesting, I will follow the story.

PS: A German Confederation that excludes Prussia and Austria ... well done.
 
Well once again I think that Napoleon starting to play the dynastic game caused his downfall IOTL and might as well or at least create a lot of unnecessary problems ITTL.

I sometimes think that his legacy would have been much less tarnished if he had remained first consul (for life) instead of trying to get crowns for all his family, but then again that's what Cromwell did and he's not that fondly remembered in the UK.
 
It seems interesting, I will follow the story.

PS: A German Confederation that excludes Prussia and Austria ... well done.
Thank you!
Well once again I think that Napoleon starting to play the dynastic game caused his downfall IOTL and might as well or at least create a lot of unnecessary problems ITTL.

I sometimes think that his legacy would have been much less tarnished if he had remained first consul (for life) instead of trying to get crowns for all his family, but then again that's what Cromwell did and he's not that fondly remembered in the UK.
Well, he'd simply made too many smart decisions in a row (or, in this case of this TL, just not made any proactively dumb ones) that I had to have him act a bit more in character
 
Is that a german ulcer I'm seeing? :p
This is a napoleonic victory scenario tho so hopefully this will not end in disaster
 
The Winter Maneuvers
The Winter Maneuvers

"...what I would give to show our friends in Russia that we mean them no ill-will, no offense, and only courtesy..."

- Eugene de Beauharnais


The German war scare only intensified into the winter of 1813 - suggesting a probable Fifth Coalition being formed to challenge French supremacy in Germany by the following spring by, at the least, Austria, Britain and Prussia with the possibility of some of the Confederation's statelets throwing their lot in with them. With the armies of Italy, Spain and the Netherlands, in addition to most of Germany and the experienced French armies, Napoleon felt good about his odds in such a conflict; he would quite possibly have his most robust advantages in any coalition yet, even with the army reforms pursued by Vienna since Austerlitz. This, of course, was provided that Russia was not led into war by the nose by her Prussian ally, and a number of French statesmen winced at the thought of Napoleon continuing the fickle and fragile dance of diplomacy to keep Tsar Alexander out.

Eugene de Beauharnais met with Alexander's envoys personally at Regensburg in late November as rumors spread that von Dalberg would retire entirely on his 70th birthday - the following February. Eugene assured Alexander's men as well as the Duke of Oldenburg that as prince-primate he would suborn no royal or ducal rights in any kingdom and that his sole goal was to pursue a uniform foreign policy for the Confederation to keep peace in central Europe. The Russians, of course, were skeptical; but the "Regensburg Reassurances" seemed to have done their job in convincing them that under the soon-to-be "Prince Eugen," a more fully-federated Germany was not a risk. The ongoing diplomatic antics of Joachim Murat in Berg further satisfied Russian worries of a future unified, singular Germany being a creature of Paris; Napoleon, after all, could not even get his brother and brother-in-law to cooperate, so why would they listen to his adopted son?

Prussia and Austria, meanwhile, had their own work to do, planning a joint offensive into Saxony and Warsaw to start off the coming war while Austria, with British support, launched an attack into the Kingdom of Italy. Contrary to prior conflicts, both states agreed - contra British intentions - to keep their war aims limited. The goal of this Fifth Coalition would be to dissolve the Confederation as a buffer state and undo some of the imposed territorial humiliations of the previous wars; beyond that, both Austria and Prussia accepted that there could be no dislodging of Napoleon at all, but with the tide of revolutionary governments seeming to have mostly receded (Napoleon's firm Spanish ally was perhaps one of the most conservative regimes on the continent) the ideological underpinnings of the Coalitions had waned. Only Britain still really aimed for a Bourbon Restoration in France, and they had their hands more than occupied with their Spanish-American ulcer.

Napoleon mobilized 100,000 of his soldiers after Christmas and began maneuvering them to winter camps on the Rhine so that he could launch an offensive as soon as spring began and catch his enemies off guard; in a meeting with South German kings and their generals in Stuttgart in early January, he described his strategy as having their soldiers put pressure on Austria via Salzburg, while he routed his soldiers straight through the Fulda Gap on a lightning march into Saxony, which was already steeling itself for the spring war, to crush the Prussian and Austrian forces separately before they could link up. A joint Dutch-Westphalian force, meanwhile, would attack Mecklenburg and into northern Prussia to open up another theater. It was a gamble, and a risky one, but Ney and Massena were mobilizing reserve armies behind him as they spoke, as well as a Spanish force preparing itself. The advantage clearly belonged with the French - but again, the fate of the continent depended on how satisfied Russia was with their Baltic League and whether they would join this proposed "Holy Alliance" of conservatism, which they had resisted in previous coalitions.

The Prussians and Austrians had their own troubles to worry about as the new years arrived; late in the winter, a typhus epidemic emerged and struck the East of Europe hard. Thousands of men who would have served in the armies of the Fifth Coalition perished; thousands more in neutral Russia, particularly St. Petersburg, which was hit perhaps the hardest. Nobleman and serf died alike, including perhaps the most important of all - Tsar Alexander I, perishing after weeks bedridden, on January 30, 1814... [1]


[1] Credit to @alexmilman for this idea!
 
Oh damm, a monkey wrench into the diplomatic front! Depending on who the new tsar is, Napoleon will either have many reasons to worry or getting some relief.
 
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