Some people have expressed confusion at the brazilian political parties. To answer these questions, we asked an anonymous supporter of each major group their opinions on various subjects.
Question: What are your opinions on rights for blacks?
Conservative: "Racism? Never saw it, I got a black friend, also blacks are nice people just like us so they don't need affirmative actions"
Liberal: "Ah yes, the blacks, well, racism is banned, I also got a black friend, so like, if a black person is poor, they should work to stop being poor, right?"
Labour: “There are some minor reforms that shall help afrobrazilians, nothing too radical since we are the most perfect interracial society in history.”
Patrinovista: *Slams hand on desk* "ARE YOU WHITE, BLACK OR NATIVE? WHY? BECAUSE YOU WAS BORN LIKE THAT! DO.NOT.CONFLICT.WITH.PEOPLE.BASED.ON.RACE! WE ARE THE MOST PERFECT INTERRACIAL SOCIETY AND WE SHOULD BE KEPT AS THAT!
Republican: “I wish I was in Dixie...”
Question: What are your opinions on morality?
Conservative: “We need to keep our society moral, so the "Moral rules" shall stay.” - then he proceeds to visit a prostitution house while nobody is watching.
Liberal: “Morals? Do you know how much money I could be making by selling these brand new adult films that popped up in the USA?”
Labour: “We need to combine the good christian values of the social justice with the progressive values of tolerance to have a perfect society.”
Patrinovista: “I think the french actionists are not going far enought...”
Republican: “Are you really going to waste my time with such useless things?”
Question: What are your opinions on the free market and economics in general?
Conservative: “We need the minimun of regulations to keep our nation progressing towards the future.”
Liberal: “LOOK, JUST BECAUSE I TAKE THE GOVERNMENT SUBSIDIES AND ALSO BRIBE POLITICIANS DO NOT MEAN I AM A HYPOCRITE BY SUPPORTING THE FREE MARKET, I'AM JUST SAYING THAT WE ARE WASTING TOO MUCH MONEY ON STUPID WELFARE PROGRAMS WHILE OUR ENTERPREUNERS ARE-”
Labour: “More money should be spent on education and healthcare.”
Patrinovista: "We must follow the values of the catholic social doctrine, there is little space for godless enterpreuners in our holy fatherland."
Republican: “Did you knew that Brazil could have the largest army on the americas? But the government says "Noooooo" and wastes money in other useless stuff.”