Alternate Wikipedia Infoboxes VI (Do Not Post Current Politics or Political Figures Here)

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The First Confederate Civil War directly followed the Cotton Revolution within the Confederate States of America. The goals of the revolution came as the Confederacy finally ratified the Treaty of Southampton with the Americans, ending the bloody Great War with their historical northern foe of the United States. Decreased food production was the initial driving force, with hundreds of thousands of hungry women smashing store fronts in search of bread. CSA President Woodrow Wilson sent in the army to crush the uprising, led by General Herbert Hoover, who enthusiastically took part in the 1917 December Richmond Massacre. This outraged many left leaning groups within the country and alienated the President from the moderate wings of the ruling Democratic Party.

The January Revolution as it was known, forced Wilson to accept several revisions to the strong position of President, sharing more power with the oft-neglected Confederate Congress. This revolution was initially headed by Opposition Minister Hellen Keller, whose sign language speeches in Congress confused those not familiar, though the common people got a kick out of the translated pages in the newspapers. She called for a limited working day, increased rights for women in the forum of property and voting. The liberal Whig Party, however, delayed the actions of the new Congress. Feeling frustrated at this, she rallied a militia to march against the opposition leaders, who fled in a panic. Now forming the official opposition into a more minor role and constructing the ruling government into a coalition of pacifists, socialists, war-communists and pro-union suffragettes, she called for early elections in April of 1918.

Wilson immediately had soldiers arrest the members of the assembly and defiantly declared he would rule by executive order. This outraged both the left leaning communist factions and those hoisting high the banners of "State's Rights". One of the most notable was Ellison D. Smith, who had often rode to Richmond with barrels of cotton and waved the flag of white supremacy. This earned him the nickname of "Cotton Ed." While in the position as Wilson's purported successor, he would be an influential minister which pushed for the succession of South Carolina.

While South Carolina raised a fit, the first succession from the so called "White Alliance" came from former Tennessee Lt. Governor John Issac Cox, who rallied a few of his religious friends and declared the Free Independent State of Franklin. Initially only broken away to fight alongside the Whites, Cox became disillusioned with the cause as Ellison D. Smith howled for more than 100,000 volunteers to crush the uprising. Franklin indirectly would encourage a slew of secessionist attempts, with Andrew Johnson's grandson taking the helm of Grand Tailor of Tennessee, in competition with both the militant actions of Franklin and the left leaning General Assembly of Tennessee. Neighboring Kentucky also got embroiled in Tennessee politics, initially backing Cox before he rebelled against the Whites, forcing Kentucky to send in forces in support of White militias.

The cases of California and Texas are two case studies of opportunistic politics. In California, armed sailors at San Francisco ousted the Confederate Governor and installed moderate communist Hiram Johnson as Chairman of the Sailor's Congress. The Sailors Congress quickly fell apart in a few months before prominent Californian socialite, pioneer woman and famed Indian fighter Annie Oakley conducted a defenestration of Johnson from a two story building. While he would survive, California would no longer be friendly to the reds, fighting then alongside the White Forces in campaigns throughout left leaning communes declared within the state and attacking communist strongholds held by young revolutionary Barry Goldwater in the Phoenix Commune. Oakley lost power with numerous "Bear Republican" conservatives that pushed for a monarchy. These found support and financial backing from Georgia senator Thomas E. Watson, hoisting his wife as Queen of the Kingdom of California. California would remain an Independent state, fighting bitterly against both Mormon incursions and socialist revolutionaries throughout Sacramento and Los Angles.

Texas was a case of Director Thomas M. Campbell weighing his options and throwing in the oil, men and material of his state when he thought it best. Forced to deal with uprisings by both Fergusons and the reluctantly left leaning Sam Rayburn, he would call for help by switching to the Whites for more armored beasts before turning around and fighting both sides. The Whites were fooled three times and when the third back stab occurred in 1927, John Sharp Williams refused a penny more for Texas. You'd think being betrayed once was enough, but he was forgiving to give Texas a second chance in 1922. While the DPRT, RST and Lone Star Republic only controlled about 25 to 35% of Texas at any point, the Kingdom was ill equipped for fighting two fronts, so Campbell would make up in ceremonies, three different ceremonies to vow to fight to the death for the Whites... only to then have the Whites die in Texas and kept his Texas Rangers in reserve to stab the Whites in the back at an opportune moment. Don't feel too bad for Campbell, he ends up dying in a car crash when the driver misread a minefield sign in February of 1930.
 
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In the early days, before the collapse of the colonial holdings of the Fire Nation it was thought that after the occupiers were overthrown there would be a second revolution that would thrust the Red Lotus into worldwide power. However, after witnessing the carnage of the Second Great War Zaheer became a lot less sanguine for a "Red Revolution". So Zaheer set the Red Lotus on the path of the world's second oldest profession: Electoral Politics. With the collapse of the Red Lotus everywhere else but the North Pole and the rumblings of those northern comrades that Zaheer was a heretic to the cause it seemed to him that he had made the right choice.
 
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@KolyenuKS @Sunstone77 What would be a better episode title for that Lisa infobox.. I don't really like the one I came up with
Depends on how you’re writing the character out. Is she being killed off or are they just getting moved off screen. A more serious title is better if she's being killed off while a more comedic one works if she's getting written out by being sent to like a gifted school. Killing off a child character (even an animated one) feels like it would be something treated very seriously, so having the episode title be a reference to emotional songs like Tears In Heaven or I Will Remember You might work. Off the top of my head, I have...

If she's killed off...
- Morning Lisa
- To Yellower Pasture
- Springfield Blues

If she'd getting sent to a private school or the like..
- Some Girls Just Want to Have Sums (I know its a title of an actual later episode but it works)
- Letters from Home
- Spring forth From Springfield

Yeah, I'm not great with funny or referential titles.
 
Depends on how you’re writing the character out. Is she being killed off or are they just getting moved off screen. A more serious title is better if she's being killed off while a more comedic one works if she's getting written out by being sent to like a gifted school. Killing off a child character (even an animated one) feels like it would be something treated very seriously, so having the episode title be a reference to emotional songs like Tears In Heaven or I Will Remember You might work. Off the top of my head, I have...

If she's killed off...
- Morning Lisa
- To Yellower Pasture
- Springfield Blues

If she'd getting sent to a private school or the like..
- Some Girls Just Want to Have Sums (I know its a title of an actual later episode but it works)
- Letters from Home
- Spring forth From Springfield

Yeah, I'm not great with funny or referential titles.
Those are good, yeah I’m having her killed off
 
Thanks to @Sunstone77 for the new episode title!

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Yeardley Smith was an actress, writer, and artist. She is most famous for her role on The Simpsons as daughter Lisa Simpson, she voiced the character from 1987 to her death in 2000. On January 18, 2000 Smith had gotten into a car accident in Los Angeles when a 1999 Porsche Carrera rammed into Smith's vehicle instantly killing the driver of the Porsche and Smith's boyfriend Daniel Erickson, Smith was severely injured and had to be removed from the vehicle through the "jaws of life". Unfortunately she died of internal bleeding on her way to the hospital. Many wondered what would happen to The Simpsons following Smith's untimely death, rumors of cancellation were flying until the show creator Matt Groening announced the show would go on but would retire the character out of respect.

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Lisa Simpson's final episode was "Morning Lisa" a play on the season 1 episode "Moaning Lisa", the episode revolved around the death of Lisa Simpson and the effects on The Simpson family. Many criticized the show for killing off the character on screen instead of off but some supported it saying it added more to the drama. Although she did speak in the episode in non flashbacks (aka clips from previous Simpsons episodes) many of her lines were re-used from different episodes with Yeardley only having recorded a few new lines for episodes Lisa would've appeared in had Smith not passed away. As mentioned before, the episode did have some clips from previous episodes as memories of the Simpson family of Lisa. The episode aired February 13 and was the last episode before the show took a hiatus for a couple of months in mourning of Yeardley Smith.
 
Thanks to @Sunstone77 for the new episode title!

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Yeardley Smith was an actress, writer, and artist. She is most famous for her role on The Simpsons as daughter Lisa Simpson, she voiced the character from 1987 to her death in 2000. On January 18, 2000 Smith had gotten into a car accident in Los Angeles when a 1999 Porsche Carrera rammed into Smith's vehicle instantly killing the driver of the Porsche and Smith's boyfriend Daniel Erickson, Smith was severely injured and had to be removed from the vehicle through the "jaws of life". Unfortunately she died of internal bleeding on her way to the hospital. Many wondered what would happen to The Simpsons following Smith's untimely death, rumors of cancellation were flying until the show creator Matt Groening announced the show would go on but would retire the character out of respect.

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Lisa Simpson's final episode was "Morning Lisa" a play on the season 1 episode "Moaning Lisa", the episode revolved around the death of Lisa Simpson and the effects on The Simpson family. Many criticized the show for killing off the character on screen instead of off but some supported it saying it added more to the drama. Although she did speak in the episode in non flashbacks (aka clips from previous Simpsons episodes) many of her lines were re-used from different episodes with Yeardley only having recorded a few new lines for episodes Lisa would've appeared in had Smith not passed away. As mentioned before, the episode did have some clips from previous episodes as memories of the Simpson family of Lisa. The episode aired February 13 and was the last episode before the show took a hiatus for a couple of months in mourning of Yeardley Smith.
Well I think this is an interesting, if certainly sad/tragic What If. I doubt however that it wouldn't have major consequences for the show in the long run by them choosing not to recast, mainly that I don't think the show would be able to survive long after doing Lisa's death. I just can't imagine the ITTL Simpsons show would honestly be able to last long after killing Lisa Simpson, and I'd be honestly shocked if the ITTL show was still running by the time the OTL movie came out in 2007 (even that movie happening would be a big question ITTL). If the Simpsons do get cancelled in the early 2000s, that would certainly create some interesting, if perhaps minor, butterflies for television history.
 
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Hey, you never know. Maybe Fox decides to keep it going after the fact, maybe age up the characters and see how their lives go without Lisa in the family? That would be an interesting idea. As for The Simpsons movie? Yeah I don't think it happens either.
 
Interesting how her first appearance (the first Ullman short, right?) would have also been a good title for Lisa's death episode.
 
Probably NOT a car crash. Since her voice actress in atl died in one. Don’t know how they could respectfully kill her off..
They'd probably leave it vague to avoid too much comparison to Smith 's accident, maybe imply it was some accident at school or undetected illness.
I'm suddenly reminded of something Matt Groening once said about Lisa; that of all the Simpsons family, she was the one mostly likely to escape the shadow of Springfield and flourish. Kind of tragic for her to die before that can ever happen
 
They'd probably leave it vague to avoid too much comparison to Smith 's accident, maybe imply it was some accident at school or undetected illness.
Wonder what accident it could be? Maybe a science project gone wrong? As for the illness I’m guessing it would have to a side effect of having chain smoking aunts.
 
The pirates control the Caribbean for an entire month, then the French decide to take a shot at fighting Pirates and they deal a blow much more severe than the Brits
I can see the pirates having a stronger influence and legacy in the Caribbean than that of otl. And maybe France taking Jamaica and the Bahamas and other British Caribbean territory.
 
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