“You know how sometimes your friends will give you a gift and it’s really not what you wanted? The ‘No, Really, You Shouldn’t’ve” Gift? Well, Henry VIII was the best at giving those gifts.
Sometime in the middle of September 1533, Henry heard his good friend Charles Brandon, Duke of Suffolk was planning on marrying Katherine Willoughby, who was betrothed to Charles’s son, Henry’s nephew, Henry Brandon. Now, Henry VIII had mixed feelings about this. On one hand, if Henry Brandon was no longer betrothed, Henry VIII could use him in continental politics. But on the other hand, hadn’t they all just learned the danger of marrying a relatives’ bride?
So, Henry VIII decided to ‘fix’ the situation. He informed Charles Brandon that he would be marrying Queen Anne’s sister the widow Mary Carey. [1] Neither party was particularly happy with the decision. But what could they do?
Charles had only gotten this far in life by being Henry’s Yes-Man, he couldn’t exactly change strategies now. And Queen Anne was pretty happy with the idea—it tied a supporter of Katherine to her own family—and Thomas and George Boleyn both thought it was a good idea. So, Mary didn’t have anyone willing to go to bat for her.
Early in October of 1533, Charles Brandon and Mary Boleyn would marry. They didn’t have the happiest marriage: she would retire to Suffolk’s estates and rarely venture to court, he would stay in court with a string of mistresses. But on the flip side, their children were extremely attractive.”
The Tudors: A Real-Life Soup Opera by Diana Marks
[1] The fact that Charles Brandon had married both the King’s sister Mary and the King’s sister-in-law Mary was one of those little ironies that only Henry enjoyed.
“The birth of the Tudor Infants appears to have put Henry VIII in something of a match making mood. Besides arranging the marriage of his brother-in-law to his sister-in-law, Henry VIII would arrange the marriage of his bastard son to Catherine de Medici. As part of the marriage agreement, Henry VIII made Henry FitzRoy King of Ireland.
As the marriage of Henry FitzRoy and Catherine de Medici was finalized, Henry VIII turned his attention to his other bastard daughter, the Lady Mary Tudor. This made Francis I rather nervous. Due to a dearth of appropriate princesses [1] Francis I wanted to arrange the marriage of the Dauphin and Mary Tudor, hoping that she would be legitimized now that she was in her father’s good graces.
So, he sent Prince Francis, Duke of Brittany to England. Purportedly just for a visit, but really to try and woo the Lady Mary. This caused everyone a lot of stress later.”
The Tudors: A Real-Life Soup Opera by Diana Marks
[1] Francis didn’t want a Spanish princess after the whole hostage situation earlier and considered the German and Italian ladies of insufficient prominence.