"Two ballistic missiles from North Florida were launched into the Sea of Japan this week garnering criticism from Japanese Prime Minister Shinto Abe and South Floridan President Charlie Crist. When asked about these recent developments, a representative from the Democratic People's Republic of Florida stated that Supreme Leader Rick Scott had not ordered the testing of any experimental weapons and that the missiles were not of North Floridan origin. Now onto the recent gubernatorial elections in the state of Korea between U.S Representative Moon Jae-in and local businessman Kim Jong-Un."